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PostPosted: December 28th, 2006, 10:47 am 
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Alright, I know this is kinda pathetic, but I wanted to post it.


What did Goldberry's kids call her?




Mom Bombadil

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PostPosted: December 28th, 2006, 3:08 pm 
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aww, thats cute! i love it!


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PostPosted: December 28th, 2006, 5:55 pm 
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Haha awww! I love jokes! I dont really think I have heard many lotr ones though :(

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PostPosted: December 29th, 2006, 2:14 am 
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Awww..I like this one. I am in the same boat Hobbit_fan.

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PostPosted: December 29th, 2006, 6:26 pm 
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aww, that's cute :)

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PostPosted: December 29th, 2006, 8:18 pm 
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Thanks. Glad you all liked it.

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Yeah that one is very cute, I luuuv it :)

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PostPosted: December 30th, 2006, 8:03 pm 
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Does anyone have anymore? I would love to hear some!! :D

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PostPosted: December 31st, 2006, 11:07 pm 
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My friend made this one up! Which member of the Fellowship is a snake?




Legless! (Legolas)

Well, we think it's funny. :bye:

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PostPosted: January 1st, 2007, 2:22 am 
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Why didn't Frodo get married?

He lost the ring!




Here are 4 my friend tells:

1. How many times does an Elf laugh at a joke?
Once: When he hears it.

2. How many times does a Hobbit laugh at a joke?
Twice: Once when he hears it, and again when it's explained to him.

3. How many times does a Dwarf laugh at a joke?
Three times: Once when he hears it, again when it's explained to him, and a third time when he gets it.

4. How many times does an Ent laugh at a joke?
We'll never know. Takes too long to find out.

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PostPosted: January 1st, 2007, 12:20 pm 
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Those ones were really cool too :)

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Lol that's cute, I suppose.

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PostPosted: January 3rd, 2007, 12:16 am 
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The Nightingale wrote:
Why didn't Frodo get married?

He lost the ring!




Here are 4 my friend tells:

1. How many times does an Elf laugh at a joke?
Once: When he hears it.

2. How many times does a Hobbit laugh at a joke?
Twice: Once when he hears it, and again when it's explained to him.

3. How many times does a Dwarf laugh at a joke?
Three times: Once when he hears it, again when it's explained to him, and a third time when he gets it.

4. How many times does an Ent laugh at a joke?
We'll never know. Takes too long to find out.


How many times does a human laugh, I wonder?

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PostPosted: January 3rd, 2007, 2:14 pm 
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ahh, those are great! i love LotR jokes!!


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