I stumbled upon this joke in a LotR community, and I thought you lot might enjoy it
*ahem*
A company of Orcs had to transport some prisoners through a desert. They went on for miles and miles and ran out of food. The Orcs became very hungry... and then one had an idea.
"Let us cut off the prisoners' legs. We can carry them and we shall not be hungry anymore"
Everybody though it this a great idea so they cut off the prisoners legs and ate them. The company continued to march and they became hungry once more. So one of them then said, "Let us cut off the prisoners' arms and eat them too."
So they cut off the prisoners arms and ate them.
Eventually they arrived at the gates of Mordor and the watch Captain said, "Where are the prisoners you where supposed to deliver for interrogation?"
The Orcs handed over a bag of heads and said, "Well, they only need to talk don't they?"
I should be grossed out but I'm really not.
that was funny!
