Well, what would they never ever say...go ahead

Faramir: You wish now, that our places had been exchanged, that I had died and Boromir had lived.
Denethor:What, are you kidding? I'm thrilled that greeady loser died!!
Faramir:Yeah right you *beep* you're a dirty liar!!
Denethor: What are you talkign about!? All I ever did was try to love you!?
Faramir: Yeah, sure!! Why don't I just go back to Osgiliath and kill myelf!!!
Denethor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippin:

Denethor: Do you think the eyes of the white tower are blind? I-
Gandalf: No, of course not. Towers don't have eyes.

During Galadriel's telepathic message to Elrond:

GALADRIEL: Do we leave Middle-earth to it's fate? Do we let them stand alone?

ELROND: No, but YOU'RE the one sending the army!

GALADRIEL: Why do I have to do it?

ELROND: Because I did it last time!

GALADRIEL: That was over 3000 years ago!

ELROND: Picky, picky...

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Hahaha! Lol... Can't think of something myself now... but this is really funny

Hm... when the fellowship are trying to get into Lothlorien (extended edition) and Aragorn is arguing with Haldir:

ARAGORN: Come on, pleeeease?

HALDIR: No.

ARAGORN: Pleeeease with a cherry on top?

HALDIR: No.

ARAGORN: I'll be your best friend!

HALDIR: No.

ARAGORN: I'll by you a new bow! A really nice one!

HALDIR: Hmmm... okay, but you've gotta throw in that shiny sword of Elendil, too!

ARAGORN: WHAT?!?!?! No deal! *storms off*

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hahaha thats hilarious! Lemme see if I can think of one.... *thinks*



whoops guess It hought toohard. lol. I will try to think of one later tho.

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In ROTK while in Edoras
Aragorn: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf: How do you know that?
Aragorn:*points towards Mordor* Well...there's that flashing arrows that says, "Frodo's here...."
Gandalf: That's cheating...


Aragorn: I do not fear death, I fear spiders! Ewwww! Get it off! Get it off! *violently brushes off the spider from his arm and keeps missing*

yeah...so they aren't as funny as yours....I tried...hehe

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Nah...mines aren't funny.

Okay.......let me see.......I'll probably stink at this........but oh well.....here goes.

Aragorn:What do you fear then, my lady?
Eowyn:A cage.
Aragorn:Heck woman! What the hell did a cage ever do to you? They're just big hunks of metal that you put people that peeve you off in!
Eowyn:Don't start with me!!!!
Aragorn:Who said I was startin' with you? Your the one rambling on about some frickin' cage......that did nothin' to you!!!!!!!! Hear me woman......NOTHING!!!!!!!
Eowyn:Well at least I'm not afraid of spiders.
Aragorn:SPIDERS!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?Who in this whole frickin' castle told you that I am afraid of spiders??????? *looks around frantically*
Eowyn:That sexy elf over there told me.
Aragorn:LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!
*Legolas edges out the door*
Aragorn:YEAH, YOU BETTER START RUNNIN' ELF BOY......ALL THE WAY HOME TO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Larael Greenleaf that was hilarious!!! Especially the bit at the end! good work!

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that was hilarious! Good job! i'll do another one...sooner or later

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You have to remember this is things they wouldn't say. Let me re-phrase this:

HALDIR: Hmmm... okay, but you've gotta throw in that shiny sword of Elendil, too!

ARAGORN: You got yourself a deal!

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Boromir and Frodo at Amon Hen:

BOROMIR: If you would just lend me the ring...

FRODO: Sure, here you go.
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Gimli talking to Frodo and Sam when entering Lorien:

GIMLI: I can't wait to see all the Elves! *Runs ahead of everyone else*
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That's all I got for now.

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Awsome...very funny.

Not so much funny as very very silly...

LOL if Boromir had taken the ring to Gondor and Faramir had wanted it and stolen it...

FARAMIR: Ha ha it's mine noooow!

BOROMIR: Hey no fair!

FARAMIR: NYAH NYAH FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!

BOROMIR: You didn't find it, you stole it! I found it in the first place!

FRODO: Actually, I FOUND IT!!!

BILBO: *evil demonic face* IT'S MINE!

GOLLUM: *pounces Bilbo and steals ring* MYYY PRRECCIOUSS!

BOROMIR: *to faramir* NOW SEE WHAT YOU DID! WAAAAH!! I'M TELLIN DAD ON YOOOO!


Okay this one was rather silly but somehow I can imagine it happening...

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okay........I came up with some other ones......I don't think they are as good as the first one though.

Gollum:My Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:Will you shut up already, about the preciuos. I thought I already told you that its mine!!!!!!!!!!!
Gollum:Please can I haveses the Precious!?!?!!??!?!!
Frodo:Heck no!!!!!!!!!!!
Gollum:Please with ice cream on top?
Frodo:*ponders* no.
Gollum: Please with ice cream, and sprinkles on top?
Frodo:That does sound good but...........no I can't.
Gollum:Please with ice cream, sprinkles, and a ............cherry on top.
Frodo:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you know my weakness for cherries. GIVE ME THE CHERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!Here you can have this cheap hunk of gold.
*throws ring at Gollum*
Gollum:Finally!!!!!!I haveses the-Frodo:Wheres my cherries.
Golum:I didn't haves any.
Frodo:You little..........
*Gollum begins to run*
Frodo:YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!!!!!!!


Aragorn:Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas:Arwen.......and she's holding a banner.......I can't quite make it out........if she would move just a bit to the right. Ahhhhhhh perfect.......it says "Legsie.......Legsie......I love you!!!!!!!! Screw you Aragorn!!!!!!"
Aragorn:Liar, liar pants on fire.
Legolas:Oh wait.......she has another banner it says "Legsie marry me!!!!! Aragorn you are such a !@#$% you never listen to me."
Aragorn:What!?!!?!?!?!
Legolas:Hey she digs me.........catch ya later I got a hot chick waiting for me!
*Legolas rides down hill*
Aragorn:Yeah well there are plenty of Gondorian chicks waiting for me............who wear grey........and black........and brown.......awwwwwww man this sucks.


Gandalf:The board is set. The pieces are moving.
Aragorn: Thats it, old man we don't have time for a stupid game of chess!!!!!!!! We are going without you!!!!!!!
Gandalf: You can't go without me.
Aragorn; Oh yes we can!!!!!!
Gandalf: Fine go, but I will not have mercy upon you, when I find you all lost in some forest curled up in a fetal position crying fo your Mama's.
Aragorn:Oh forget you.......lets go.
*Everyone leaves, except Gandalf*
Gandalf:I'll give 'em a day.
*Gandalf rides through Fangorn Forest*
Aragorn:Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Gandalf finds the fellowship lying on the ground in the forest.
Legolas:I want my mooooooooooooooooooooommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sucks thumb*

'k there ya go.............not that great.

Gandalf: You didn't think I'd miss your uncle Bibo's birthday, did you?
Frodo, muttering: Well, we were hoping
Gandalf: What did you say?
Frodo: Nothing! (looks innocent)