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PostPosted: January 20th, 2006, 9:22 am 
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The person thinks of 3 random middle-earth crimes which could possibly happen. The person below chooses a crime which they would admit if they done it, a crime which they would be caught doing if they did it and a crime which they didn't commit.
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First person:
1. Destroy Sam and Rosie's marriage
2. Shave all of Gandalf's hair off his head
3. Steal Legolas' shampoo


Second Person:
I would admit that I shaved Gandalf's hair off his head.
I would be caught stealing Legolas' shampoo
And I wouldn't commit the crime of destorying Sam and Rosie's marriage

1. Set Edoras on fire
2. Burn Gandalf's staff
3. Push Aragorn and Gimli into Mount Doom
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Person below:
I would admit that I burnt Gandalf's staff
I would be caught pushing Aragorn and Gimli into Mount Doom
And I wouldn't commit the crime of setting Edoras on fire!

1. Kissing Frodo under the Mistle Toe
2. Poking Samwise with a sharp stick
3. Stealing Pippin's mushrooms
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And so on.....

So let me start:

1. Braking Merry's carrot
2. Cover Shadowfax in mud
3. Mistaking Treebeard as a normal tree and trying to cut him down with Gimli's axe

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PostPosted: January 20th, 2006, 3:18 pm 
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Oh.. this sounds cool.



I would admit to Mistaking Treebeard as a normal tree and trying to cut him down with Gimli's axe

I would be caught covering Shaadow Fax in mud.

I would commit the crime of breaking Merry's Carrot.


1 Stealing Bilbo's ring before he showed it to Gandalph

2 Rubbing moss in Legolase's hair

3 Butchering and eating Brego

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PostPosted: January 20th, 2006, 7:58 pm 
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ok... i would admit to rubbing moss in leggys hair
i would be caught stealing bilbos ring before he showed it to gandalf
i wouldnt commit the crime to butchering and eating brego!

1. Stealing Gandalfs fireworks
2. Start war with Middle-earth to avenge the downfall of Sauron
3. Stealing the last boat to leave Middle-earth, leaving Elrond, galadriel, Celeborn, Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo stranded

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PostPosted: January 20th, 2006, 11:19 pm 
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I would admit to stealing Gandalf's fireworks! ^^;
I would be caught stealing the last boat to leave Middle-earth, leaving Elrond, Galadriel, Celeborn, Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo stranded.
I wouldn't commit the crime of starting war with Middle-earth to avenge the downfall of Sauron


1. Cutting down the trees of Lothlorien
2. Stealing the mithril shirt from Frodo
3. Poisoning the ale!!

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PostPosted: January 21st, 2006, 12:50 pm 
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I would admit chopping down the tree of Lothlorien
I would be caught poisoning the ale
I wouldn't commit the crime of stealing Frodo's mithril shirt!

1. Cover Aragorn's hair in blonde hair dye
2. Pulling Pippin's hair, causing him to cry :p
3. Pushing Frodo off weather top

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PostPosted: January 21st, 2006, 6:17 pm 


1. Cover Aragorn's hair in blonde hair dye :I would admit
2. Pulling Pippin's hair, causing him to cry :get caught
3. Pushing Frodo off weather top: NEVER



shoving Gimli into a flaming Mount Doom
eating Pippins last cookie
keeping the Ring to yourself


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PostPosted: January 21st, 2006, 11:22 pm 
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shoving Gimli into a flaming Mount Doom~i would admit
eating Pippins last cookie~i would get caught
keeping the Ring to yourself~NEVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...well you get it.

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PostPosted: January 22nd, 2006, 10:51 am 
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Itarildë wrote:
shoving Gimli into a flaming Mount Doom~i would admit
eating Pippins last cookie~i would get caught
keeping the Ring to yourself~NEVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...well you get it.


and the 3 options are...... :blink:

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PostPosted: January 22nd, 2006, 5:51 pm 
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I'll start:
Setting Sauron on fire
Telling Pippin he was short
Kissing Legolas

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PostPosted: January 22nd, 2006, 9:18 pm 
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Setting Sauron on fire~ Yeah I would admit to that
Telling Pippin he was short~ prolly
Kissing Legolas~ OMG YES!


you told Aragorn that Arwen ran away with Legolas
YOU really drowned Frod's parents
your really an orc that escaped after sauron's defeat and you are staging as an Elf

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PostPosted: January 22nd, 2006, 11:38 pm 
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I would admit telling Aragorn that Arwen ran away with Legolas
I would be caught if I was an orc that escaped after sauron's defeat and was staging as an Elf
I wouldn't commit the crime of drowning Frodo's parents

1. Replacing the one ring with a fake one from the dollar store and running off with the real one
2. Drinking the last of the ale and framing Pippin
3. Cooking up Bill the pony and serving him for dinner

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2006, 12:21 pm 
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I would admit framing Pippin
I would be caught cooking Bill *gets chased by pony fans*
I would neve replace the one ring (who would Frodo propose to me ;))

1. Setting 'Bree' in flames
2. Hug Samwise to make Rose/Rosie jealous
3. Sneak into the last ship from Middle-Earth to the Undying Lands, using Frodo as a distraction

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2006, 6:02 pm 
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(lol!! :lol: This is a great game, Auntie!)

I would admit sneaking onto the ship to the Undying Lands...'cause then I could throw myself at Elrond's feet and confess my undying love for him, of course! :-D :drool:
I would be caught hugging Samwise to make Rosie jealous (just to see her reaction! :sly:)
I would never set Bree on fire (what if the hobbits were inside?! I'd be responsible for the doom of the world!!)

1. Selling Legolas to Mordor to be turned into an Orc
2. Clapping Boromir so hard on the back that he falls face-first in the mud. (:lol:)
3. Locking Bill the Pony in a stable and burning it down.

Bwahahaha...:vampire:

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2006, 6:50 pm 
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I'd admit clapping Boromir so hard on the back that he falls face-first in the mud

I'd be caught locking Bill the Pony in a stable and burning it down (I know I'm cruel)

I'd never sell Legolas to Mordor to be turned into an Orc. I'd keep him for myself !!!

1. Tell Legolas he looks like a girl
2. Tell Boromir his brother is cuter than him
3. Tell Aragorn he should shave more often

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2006, 7:36 pm 
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1. Tell Legolas he looks like a girl_ i wouldn't do
2. Tell Boromir his brother is cuter than him_I would get caught
3. Tell Aragorn he should shave more often_I would tell someone.
Tossing Gimli
Hugging Aragorn
Killing theoden

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2006, 7:42 pm 
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I would not kill theoden.
I would be caught hugging Aragorn
And I would toss Gimli



1.Gluing Legolas to his horse
2.Shaving Gimli's beard and head.
3.Telling Arwen that Aragorn has died in battle

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