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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 1st, 2016, 12:08 pm 
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I would never apply for head cheff to poisen Denathor
I would admit to asking Boromir help me steal the shards of Narsil
I would get caught joining the nazgul to help Saroun regain the one ring.



1. Eat a hobbit
2. Feed a hobbit to a troll
3. Toss a hobbit to the orcs.

(I have nothing against hobbits.... O_@ these are just the options that junped into my mind...)

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 1st, 2016, 1:29 pm 
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1. I would never eat a hobbit.
2. I would admit to feeding a hobbit to a troll.
3. I would get caught tossing a hobbit to the orcs.

1. Catch Bill the pony and have him for supper.
2. Use a slingshot to bring down Roäc before he can relate the tale of Smaug's downfall.
3. Go hunting with Oromë and shoot Nessa's pet deer.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 1st, 2016, 2:14 pm 
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I would get caught catching bill the poney for supper
I would never ise a sling shot to take down Roac before he can tell of Smaug's demise
I would admit to going hunting with Orome and shooting Messa's pet deer. (Deer is very yummy!)





1. Tell the ents they are nothing but old Lumber
2. Hide Galadriel's ring of power
3. Sing a haunting song in the night while frodo and sam travel and cast gastly shadows in their view.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 2nd, 2016, 4:20 pm 
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1. I would tell the Ents they are nothing but old lumber.
2. I would get caught hiding Galadriel's ring of power.
3. I would admit to singing a haunting song in the night while Frodo and Sam travel; and of casting ghastly shadows in their view.


1. Join Túrin's merry band of outlaws.
2. Take Fëanor's great Oath.
3. Rescue Finrod Felagund from Sauron's dungeons.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 4th, 2016, 1:42 pm 
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1. I would get caught joining Turin's outlaws
2. I would never take Feanor's freat oath.
3.I would admit to Rescuing Fineod from Sauron's dungeon.



1. Make Yavanna sing her song backwards
2. Make Rana and Vasa switch places
3. Tell Baren that Luthian is a fraud and only wants his money. :p

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 4th, 2016, 4:27 pm 
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Rána is the Quenya name for the moon itself : represented by the character of Tilion.

1. I would never make Yavanna sing her song backwards.
2. I would admit to making Rána and Vána switch places.
3. I would get caught telling Beren that Lúthien is a fraud, and only wants his money.

1. Steal one of Oromé's hounds and train it to be a seeing-eye dog.
2. Steal one of Mearas and use it to plow fields.
3. Take one of Queen Berúthiel's cats and turn it into a scruffy mouser.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 7th, 2016, 10:34 pm 
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1. I would get caught Stealing one of Oromé's hounds and train it to be a seeing-eye dog.
2. I would admite to Stealing one of Mearas and use it to plow fields.
3. I would (never) Take one of Queen Berúthiel's cats and turn it into a scruffy mouser.

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1. Show Golum how to use a hand gun
2. Teach Sam martial arts
3. Offer Frodo prescription meds for his lack of sleep

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 7th, 2016, 11:20 pm 
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1. I would never, and I do mean never teach Gollum to use a handgun.
2. I would get caught teaching Sam martial arts.
3. I would admit to offering Frodo prescription meds for his lack of sleep.


1. Teach the Witch-King how to fly a helicopter.
2. Teach Thorin the art of riding rapids in a barrel.
3. Teach Sam how to play strip poker.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 7th, 2016, 11:24 pm 
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1. I would admit to teaching the Witch-King how to fly a helicopter.
2. I would get caught Teaching Thorin the art of riding rapids in a barrel.
3. I would never teach Sam how to play strip poker.





1. Tell Merry that the best way to relieve stress is to hug a porcupine
2. Convince Gandalf that Miras like eating wasps
3. Send an empty preasent box to Bilbo's birthday

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: February 7th, 2016, 11:37 pm 
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Good ones, Jax!

1. I would admit to telling Merry that the best way to relieve stress is to hug a porcupine.
2. I would get caught convincing Gandalf that Mearas like to eat wasps.
3. I would never send an empty present box to Bilbo on his birthday.


1. Sell Faramir's childhood armour on e-Bay.
2. Steal Elrond's favourite silver circlet in a pawn shop in Bree.
3. Tell Éowyn her stew won best entreé at the Edoras Summer Festival, although it was actually disqualified.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: June 14th, 2016, 7:23 pm 
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1.I would get caught selling Faramir's childhood armour on e-Bay.
2. I would admit to stealing Elrond's favourite silver circlet in a pawn shop in Bree.
3. I would never tell Éowyn her stew won best entreé at the Edoras Summer Festival, although it was actually disqualified.



1.Cook Brego and feed him to Aragorn
2.Cook Aragorn and feed him to Brego..... O_@
3. Cook rabits and feed them to Golum

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: June 15th, 2016, 2:29 pm 
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1. I would get caught cooking Brego and feeding him to Aragorn.
2. I would never cook Aragorn and try to feed him to Brego (a strict herbivore).
3. I would admit to cooking rabbits and feeding them to Gollum.


1. Marry Éowyn off to Denethor.
2. Marry Arwen off to Legolas.
3. Marry Rosie off to Lotho Sackville-Baggins.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: June 16th, 2016, 5:35 pm 
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1. I would never marry Éowyn off to Denethor.
2. I would admit to marrying Arwen off to Legolas.
3. I would get caught marrying Rosie off to Lotho Sackville-Baggins.



1. Bring Captain America to Middle earth and convince him he is the rightful King of Gondor
2. Teach the Dwarves how to play rock and roll
3. Teach Golum the "I know a song that gets on everyone's nerves," song

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: June 17th, 2016, 1:24 pm 
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1. I would get caught bringing Captain America to Middle-earth and convincing him he is the rightful King of Gondor.
2. I would admit to teaching the dwarves how to play rock and roll.
3. I would never teach Gollum the "I know a song that gets on everyone's nerves" song.

1. Encourage Thor to get into a hammer throwing contest with Morgoth.
2. Ask Loki to oversee Merry and Pippin's mischief making.
3. Help Freya seduce Aragorn away from Arwen.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: June 17th, 2016, 11:00 pm 
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(Those are hard because I would do all of them.... :P )

1. I would admit to encouraging Thor to get into a hammer throwing contest with Morgoth.
2. I would get caught asking Loki to oversee Merry and Pippin's mischief making.
3. I would never help Freya seduce Aragorn away from Arwen.




1. Dig a splinter out of Merry's foot with a rusty dagger
2. Steal all the ice cream from Bilbo's birthday party
3. Dip Gandalf's fireworks in gasoline before he lights them

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: June 18th, 2016, 11:10 am 
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1. I would admit to digging a splinter out of Merry's foot with a rusty dagger.
2. I would get caught stealing all the ice cream from Bilbo's birthday party.
3. I would never dip Gandalf's fireworks in gasoline before he lights them.



1. Steal the One Ring and use its cloak of invisibility to steal Smaug's treasure.
2. Use Andúril to hack down bushes to clear a campsite.
3. Use Bilbo's mithril shirt as a fashion accessory at a Saturday night dance.

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