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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes  Posted: June 21st, 2016, 10:25 pm |
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1. I would never steal the One Ring and use its cloak of invisibility to steal Smaug's treasure.
2. I would admit to using Andúril to hack down bushes to clear a campsite.
3. I would get caught using Bilbo's mithril shirt as a fashion accessory at a Saturday night dance.
1.Let gerbils loose in Bilbo's larder and tell him they are giant rats.
2. Burn down the fields of pipe weed in all the shire
3. Ask the NAzgul to stab you so you could become undead.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 22nd, 2016, 1:31 pm |
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1. I would get caught letting gerbils loose in Bilbo's larder, telling him they are giant rats.
2. I would admit to burning down all of the fields of pipe-weed in the Shire.
3. I would never ask the Nazgûl to stab me so that I could become undead.
1. Join the dwarves at Bilbo's dinner party and start a food fight.
2. Steal Legolas' shoes so he has to walk barefoot on the snows of Caradhras.
3. Ride Dain's war boar into battle against the orcs and wargs.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 22nd, 2016, 8:11 pm |
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1. I would admit to joining the dwarves at Bilbo's dinner party and start a food fight.
2. I would get caught stealing Legolas' shoes so he has to walk barefoot on the snows of Caradhras.
3. I would never ride Dain's war boar into battle against the orcs and wargs. (Only because I would want to be riding a goat!)
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 23rd, 2016, 3:07 pm |
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 You forgot to post your "crimes".
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 26th, 2016, 3:22 pm |
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Lol so I did! Whooops!
1. Sing loudly and drown out the singing elves right when they come to the most important part of their song.
2. Break the bridge over the river into Rivindel
3. Replace the horses of the Rohirim with Shetland Ponies
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 27th, 2016, 1:28 am |
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1. I would never sing loudly and drown out the singing of the elves when they come to the most important part of their song.
2. I would admit to breaking the bridge over the river into Rivendell.
3. I would get caught replacing the horses of the Rohirrim with Shetland ponies.
1. Help Denethor carry out his plan to murder his younger son.
2. Help Bilbo stuff the dwarves into the wine barrels so they can escape.
3. Steal the Witch-King's fell beast and feed him? her? to a dragon from the Wastelands.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 29th, 2016, 5:59 pm |
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1. I would never help Denethor carry out his plan to murder his younger son.
2. I would admit to helping Bilbo stuff the dwarves into the wine barrels so they can escape.
3. I would get caught stealing the Witch-King's fell beast and feeding him? her? to a dragon from the Wastelands.
1. Break out in Dance right in the middle of Aragorn's coronation
2. Kidnap Arwen before her wedding and send her on a ship to the undying lands
3. Eat all the Strawberries in the Shire so when Frodo and Sam finally make it back there are none to be had
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: June 29th, 2016, 10:01 pm |
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1. I would get caught breaking out into a dance in the middle of Aragorn's coronation.
2. I would never kidnap Arwen before her wedding, and send on a ship to the Undying Lands.
3. I would admit to eating all of the strawberries in the Shire so that, when Frodo and Sam finally make it back, there are none to be had for them.
1. Roast and eat all of Sam's freshly caught coneys so there are none left for his stew.
2. Tell Éomer that his sister has donned a disguise and is riding to battle in the muster of the Rohirrim.
3. Talk Maedhros out of giving up his Kingship of the Noldor so that you can rule instead.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 1st, 2016, 5:23 pm |
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1. I would get caught roasting and eating all of Sam's freshly caught coneys so there are none left for his stew.
2. I would never tell Éomer that his sister has donned a disguise and is riding to battle in the muster of the Rohirrim.
3. I would admit to talking Maedhros out of giving up his Kingship of the Noldor so that you can rule instead.
1. Replace all the elven bread in Lorien with potato chips
2. Replace all the ale in the shire with non-alcoholic root bear
3. Smear toothpaste in Gandalf's beard when he sleeps
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 2nd, 2016, 3:08 pm |
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1. I would admit to replacing all of the elven bread in Lórien with potato chips.
2. I would get caught replacing all of the ale in the Shire with non-alcoholic root beer.
3. I would never smear toothpaste in Gandalf's beard while he is sleeping.
1. Reforge Narsil while Elladan and Elrohir are away chasing Orcs.
2. Steal all of the Haradrim mûmakil while their handlers are sleeping.
3. Get a job cleaning all of the armour of the dead following the Battle of Pelennor Fields.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 6th, 2016, 5:16 pm |
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1. I would never reforge Narsil while Elladan and Elrohir are away chasing Orcs.
2. I would admit to stealing all of the Haradrim mûmakil while their handlers are sleeping.
3. I would get caught getting a job cleaning all of the armour of the dead following the Battle of Pelennor Fields.
1. Sleep through the battle of Helms deep
2. Throw lit firecrackers through windows in hobbiton
3. Release a bunch of goats in farmer Magot's crops.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 7th, 2016, 1:30 pm |
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1. I would get caught sleeping through the Battle of Helms Deep.
2. I would never throw lit firecrackers through windows in Hobbiton.
3. I would admit to releasing a bunch of goats into Farmer Maggot's crops.
1. Court Tauriel so that she couldn't marry a dwarf.
2. Steal Shadowfax so Gandalf can't take Pippin to Minas Tirith.
3. Tell Thingol that his daughter is being courted by a human.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 7th, 2016, 5:41 pm |
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1. I would never court Tauriel so that she couldn't marry a dwarf. (Sorry not a Tauriel fan)
2. I would get caught stealing Shadowfax so Gandalf can't take Pippin to Minas Tirith.
3. I would admit to telling Thingol that his daughter is being courted by a human.
1. Teach all the horses in Rohan to turn right when the reins are pulled tot he left and to turn left when the reins are pulled to the right.
2.Teach the wargs of Saruman to run in circles every time they hear the command to attack.
3. Replace all the wargs with chihuahua puppies
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 8th, 2016, 2:03 pm |
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1. I would admit to teaching all the horses in Rohan to turn right when the reins are pulled left, and left when they're pulled to the right.
2. I would get caught teaching Saruman's wargs to run in circles when they're told to attack.
3. I would never replace all of the wargs with Chihuahua puppies.
1. Sell Aragorn's inheritance and split the money with Gollum.
2. Tell Sam all the Shire's potato crops have been destroyed by blight and offer to sell him mouldy rice to replace it.
3. Ask Fëanor to loan you the Silmarills so you could use them to impress your girlfriend.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 9th, 2016, 11:39 pm |
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1. I would get caught selling Aragorn's inheritance and split the money with Gollum.
2. I would admit to telling Sam all the Shire's potato crops have been destroyed by blight and offer to sell him mouldy rice to replace it.
3. I would never ask Fëanor to loan you the Silmarills so you could use them to impress your girlfriend.
1. Sit by the river and pretend like you are drowning every time a hobbit walks down the road
2. Shoot the protected animals around Loth Lorien
3. Save the One Ring from Mt. Doom
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 10th, 2016, 10:47 pm |
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1. I would get caught sitting by the river and pretending to be drowning every time a hobbit walked by.
2. I would admit to shooting the protected animals of Lothlórian.
3. I would never save the One Ring.
Boy, I'm feeling evil this evening! 
1. Hide in the boat and join Boromir on his final journey over the falls of Rauros.
2. Offer to singlehandedly cater the feast following Théoden King's recovery from Saruman's spell.
3. Join Túrin's band of outlaws and fight Orcs in the lands around Nargothrond.
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