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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 3:58 pm 
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Dress as an orc - admit.
Steal a Balrog's whip - never
Tell Denethor he needs better table manners - be caught.

1. Hide Bill the pony and tell Sam he must have run away
2. Steal Legolas' bow and arrows
3. Paint Saruman's fingernails

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 4:01 pm 
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Hide Bill the pony and tell Sam he must have run away- Never
Steal Legolas' bow and arrows - admit
Paint Saruman's fingernails- caught

Dye Saruman's hair
Steal Legolas' knives
Steal the hobbits Lembas bread

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 4:14 pm 
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Dye Saruman's hair - be caught :P
Steal Legolas' knives - admit
Steal the hobbits Lembas bread - never

1. Tell Farmer Maggot which hobbits were stealing his crop
2. Paint a smiley face on the mouth of Sauron
3. Give Gollum a makeover while he slept

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 4:23 pm 
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Tell Farmer Maggot which hobbits were stealing his crop- Never
Paint a smiley face on the mouth of Sauron- be caught
Give Gollum a makeover while he slept- admit

Give Frodo the Ring
Take the Ring from Frodo
Set the beacon of Minas Tirith on fire as a joke :P

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 4:42 pm 
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Give Frodo the Ring - admit
Take the Ring from Frodo - never
Set the beacon of Minas Tirith on fire as a joke - be caught

1. Attend the Council of Elrond without being invited
2. Lock Denethor in his bedroom
3. Bring a bunch of friends to Blibo's for breakfast and leave without cleaning up

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 9:22 pm 
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Attend the Council of Elrond without being invited- admit
Lock Denethor in his bedroom- never
Bring a bunch of friends to Blibo's for breakfast and leave without cleaning up- be caught

Slap Legolas
Steal Boromir's horn
Break Gandalf's staff :P


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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 25th, 2011, 10:05 pm 
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Slap Legolas - never
Steal Boromir's horn - be caught
Break Gandalf's staff - admit

1. pinch Sam when he wasn't looking
2. steal Merry and Pippin's pipe weed :P
3. let a Warg loose in Minas Tirith

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: August 29th, 2011, 7:26 pm 
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Never let a warg loose
Admit pinching Sam when he wasn't looking
Be caught smokeing stolen pipe weed.

1. Steal the Ring
2. Kiss Rosie in front of Sam
3. Hide Gandlaf's Hat
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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: July 23rd, 2015, 10:54 pm 
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I would admit to hiding Gandalfs hat,
I would get caught steeling the ring,
And I would not kiss rossie in front of sam.



1. Boot legging pipeweed.
2. Stealing Elven artifacts from The Last Homely House
3. Leading a bunch of angey bees into The Prancing Poney.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 25th, 2015, 10:51 pm 
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Id be caught bootlegging pipweed, although I don't know why I would do that.
I would never steal things from Rivendell
I'd admit to leading angry bees into the Pony

1. Steal Anduril
2. Break the Evenstar pendant
3. Insult Galadriel in front of Gimli

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 26th, 2015, 9:53 am 
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I would get caught steeling Anduril

I would never break the evenstar pendant

I would admit to insulting Galadriel infront of Gimli



1. Steal Saruman's robe while he is in the bathtub
2. Eat Bilboe's birthday cake before he even gets a piece
3. Impersonate Elrond

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 27th, 2015, 3:48 pm 
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1. I would admit to stealing Saruman's robe while he is in the bathtub.
2. I would never steal Bilbo's birthday cake before he even gets a piece.
3. I would get caught impersonating Elrond.

1. Steal Éomer's horse while he's distracted.
2. Set fire to Bag End.
3. Run off with Bombur's secret cache of food.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 27th, 2015, 6:43 pm 
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I would admit to stealing Eomer's horse

I would never set fire to Bag End

I would get caught running off with Bombur's secret food



1. Sprinkle Nair on Arwen's head while she slept
2. Throw nair in Gimli's face while he ate
3. Bathe Frodo's feet in nair

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 28th, 2015, 3:02 pm 
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1. I would get caught sprinkling Nair on Arwen's head while she slept.
2. I would never throw Nair in Gimli's face while he ate.
3. I would admit to bathing Frodo's feet in Nair.

1. Throw Éowyn's awful stew in the trash.
2. Steal Sam's coney stew and eat it all.
3. Steal Gimli's 're meat on the bone and drink his tankard of mead.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 28th, 2015, 3:32 pm 
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1. I would get caight throwing Eowyn's soup in the trash
2. I would admit to stealing Sam's stew and eating it all
3. I would never steal Gimli's meat and drink his mead.



1. Make a hobbit live outside in a cage as if it were a pet
2. Send gifts to the goblins for their "kind heartedness"
3. Clip an elf's ears to make them rounded like human ears

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: October 29th, 2015, 12:04 pm 
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I think you meant 'inside' a cage.

1. I would never make a Hobbit live inside a cage.
2. I would confess to sending gifts to the Goblins for their "kind heartedness" ..... after all they're minions.
3. I would get caught clipping an Elf's ears to make them rounded like human ears.


1. Steal all of Thranduil's grooming products.
2. Make Denethor eat nothing but salads for a month.
3. Take Snowmane from the stables of Edoras.

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