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Author:  Jax Nova [ October 29th, 2015, 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
( in a cage yes but outside in a cage as in outdoors in a cage).


Hm... Now this is hard because they are all things I would WANT to do. Lol


1. I would admit to stealing Thranduil's grooming products.
2. I would get caught making Denathor eat nothing but salads.
3. And I GUESS (*lie*) I would NEVER steal snowmane from the stables


1. Eat a hobbit
2.Burn an elf
3. Smash a dwarf


(For some reason I am feeling violent...)
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ October 30th, 2015, 8:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
You are very bloodthirsty!

1. I would never eat a Hobbit!
2. I would get caught trying to burn an Elf.
3. I would admit to smashing a Dwarf.


1. Steal Farmer Maggot's mushrooms.
2. Steal a keg of Barliman's best ale.
3. Steal a Silmaril from Morgoth's crown.
Author:  Jax Nova [ October 31st, 2015, 2:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
Lol I'm sorry... I was having a violent moment in my mental stability. :p


1. I would admit to stealing Farmer Maggot's mushrooms
2. I would get caught steeling Barliman's best ale.
3. I would never steal. A Silmaril from Morgoth's crown




1. Teach a hobbit to pick-pocket elves
2. Hang toilet paper out from Denathors pants
3. Egg the dwarves and Bilbo as they set out from the Shire to Eribor
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 1st, 2015, 12:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would get caught teaching a Hobbit to pick Elves pockets.
2. I would admit to hanging toilet paper from Denethor's pants.
3. I would never egg the Dwarfs and Bilbo as they set out from the Shire for Erebor.

1. Go for a joy ride on the Witch-King's horse.
2. Put beads and bows in Gimli's beard.
3. Steal and wear Elrond's armour.
Author:  Jax Nova [ November 1st, 2015, 11:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. Inwould admit to going on a joyride on the witch-king's horse
2. I would never put beads and bows in Gimli's beard.... :/ ... *sly grin*
3. I would get caught steeling and wearing Elrond's armor.



1.mixing magoty bread with the Elves Lembes supply
2.trading out the ale with water in the dwarven kegs
3.replacing the hobbit's two minute eggs with raw eggs
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 1st, 2015, 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would never mix maggoty bread with the Elves lembas supplies.
2. I would get caught swapping out the ale in the Dwarfs' kegs with water.
3. I would admit to replacing the Hobbits' 2 minute eggs with raw ones.


1. Steal the long green coat Aragorn wears as Strider.
2. Write notes in the margins of Bilbo's book.
3. Tell Legolas that his father's grooming is better than his.
Author:  Jax Nova [ November 1st, 2015, 12:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would admit to stealing the long green coat Steider wore
2. I would never write in the margins of Bilbo's book
3. I would get caught telling Legolas his father's grooming is better than his.




1. Eat Asfeloth
2. Sell shadowfax to the highest bidder
3. Steal Brego for your own
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 2nd, 2015, 2:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would never eat Asfaloth.
2. I would admit that I tried to sell Shadowfax to the highest bidder.
3. I would get caught stealing Brego.


1. Wear Arwen's fancy red dress to a costume party.
2. Steal the three Elven rings of power.
3. Steal Bilbo's mithril shirt.
Author:  Jax Nova [ November 2nd, 2015, 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would never wear Arwen's fancy red dress
2. I would admit to stealing the tree elven rings of power
3. I would get caught stealing Bilbo's Mithril shirt




1. Pillage the dead dwarves in moria
2. Rob The Prancing Poney while the Nazgul are after the hobbits and have everyone else shaling in their boots
3. Sneak all the pipe weed out of the Shire
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 4th, 2015, 4:55 pm ]
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1. I would never pillage the dead Dwarfs in Moria.
2. I would admit to robbing the Prancing Pony while the Nazgûl are after the Hobbits and have everyone else shaking in their boots.
3. I would get caught sneaking all of the pipe-weed out of the Shire.


1. Steal Thranduil's crown.
2. Help the Dwarfs leave the Elven King's realm in barrels.
3. Steal Legolas' bow and arrows the night before the Battle of the Five Armies.
Author:  Jax Nova [ November 4th, 2015, 5:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I Would admit to stealing Thranduil's crown
2. I would never help the dwarves escape
3. I would get caught steeling Legolas' bow and arrows



1. Fill the rum kegs at Edoras with rubbing alcohol
2. Offer tree beard a cigaret and watch him catch on fire
3. Steal the Palantir
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 5th, 2015, 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would admit to filling the rum kegs with rubbing alcohol.
2. I would never offer Treebeard a cigarette and watch him catch fire.
3. I would get caught stealing a Palantír.


1. Steal one of Elrond's rare and prized manuscripts.
2. Bring a Mûmakil into the Rohirrim stables and watch it destroy them.
3. Eat all the lembas bread Frodo and Sam have so they starve.

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Author:  Jax Nova [ November 5th, 2015, 2:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
I would admit to stealing Elronds prized manuscript

I would never bring a mumakil into the rohirim stables

I would get caught eating all Frodo and Sam's Lembes


1. Tell Golum that Frodo wants to eat him
2. Tell Sam that Golum wants to eat him
3. Tell Frodo that Sam wants to eat him
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 6th, 2015, 4:03 pm ]
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1. I would get caught telling Gollum that Frodo wants to eat him.
2. I would admit to telling Sam that Gollum wants to eat him.
3. I would never tell Frodo that Sam wants to eat him ...... because the possibility of that happening would be zero.


1. Tell Aragorn Arwen is really in love with Boromir.
2. Tell Legolas his mother really didn't love him at all.
3. Tell Boromir that Faramir is actually Denethor's favourite son.



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Author:  Jax Nova [ November 6th, 2015, 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would get caught telling Aragorn that Arwen is really in love with Boromir
2. I would admit to telling Legolas his mother really didn't love him
3. I would never tell Boromir that Faramir is Denathor's favorite


1. Make Frodo eat the juicy tender rabbits that golum caught, raw.
2. Sell Glamdrin to the highest bidder
3. Tell Saruman that Arwen has the ring of power.
Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ November 7th, 2015, 2:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOTR crimes
1. I would admit to making Frodo eat the rabbits Gollum caught raw.
2. I would get caught selling Glamdring to the highest bidder.
3. I would never tell Saruman the Arwen has the ring of power.


1. Steal the Silmaril that Eärendil has on Vingilot.
2. Tell Sam he's going to accompany the Three Hunters instead of Frodo.
3. Pretend to take the Ring to Mordor, but keep it for yourself.



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