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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 8th, 2015, 1:38 pm 
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1. I would admit to steeling the Silmaril of Erendil
2. I would never tell Sam he is going to go with the three hunters and not Frodo
3. I would get caught pretending to take the ring to mordor but keeping it for myself.






1. Give the Nazgul the wrong directions to the Shire and send them to the sacksfel (sp?) Bagins' instead
2. Move Gandalph's mark on Bilbo's door onto a door of a Took
3. Fill Gandalph's fire works with black powder so they explode.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 9th, 2015, 1:56 pm 
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!. I would never admit to giving the Nazgûl the wrong directions to the Shire and sending them to the Sackville-Bagginses instead.
2. I would admit to moving Gandalf's mark from Bilbo's door to one of the Took's doors.
3. I would get caught filling Gandalf's fireworks with exploding black powder.



1. Shave the feet of all of the Hobbits in the Fellowship while they slept.
2. Shave off Legolas' hair while he slept (or whatever Elves do)
3. Sic Carcharoth on Beren while he slept and grab the Silmaril.




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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 9th, 2015, 2:06 pm 
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1. I would admit to shaving the hobbit's feet
2. I would fet caught shaving Legolas' hair
3. I would never sic Carcharoth on Beren amd take the silmaril


1. Throw a fake "The One Ring" in Mt. Doom and watch Golum jump in after it
2. Slip the One Ring on Galadriel's finger while she sleeps
3.Tell Denathor that the One Ring is actually on the bottom of the ocean.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 11th, 2015, 12:37 pm 
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1. I would never influence Legolas (or anyone else) to commit suicide.
2. I would get caught stealing Pippin's mushrooms.
3. I would admit to telling Faramir his middle name is Douglas.


1. Steal Gandalf's hat and leave a Stetson in its place.
2. Encourage Merry and Pippin to dance on the table at the Golden Perch and then steal their ale.
3. Tell Elrohir he's so much better looking than his brother Elladan.




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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 11th, 2015, 2:48 pm 
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Hm... Were you looking at the last page or are those the questions it was showing for you? My last post was a set of entirely different options.


1. I would admit to stealing Gandalph's hat and leaving a stetson in it's place!
2. I would never encourage the hobbits to dance so I could steal their beer.
3. I would get caught telling Elrohir that he is better looking than Elladan





1. Replace the cheese in Bilboes larder with moldy stuff.
2. Steal Thorin's axe
3. Convince Gandalph that Bill the Poney has to go theough Moria
4. Smear sea weed all over Arwen's green corination gown
5. Eat all the food in the Green Dragon over night.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 11th, 2015, 9:19 pm 
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Image I have no idea what I was looking at .....

How did I get so many crimes?

1. Because I love cheese, I would never replace the cheese in Bilbo's larder with mouldy stuff.
2. I would get caught stealing Thorin's axe.
3. I would never convince Gandalf that Bill the Pony has to go through Moria.
4. I would admit to smearing seaweed all over Arwen's green coronation crown.
5. I would get caught eating all of the food in the Green Dragon over night.



1. Steal Boromir's horn so he has to whistle for help.
2. Give Bard a Nerf arrow use to shoot Smaug.
3. Serve bowls of Éowyn's stew to the survivors of the Battle of Pelennor Fields.
4. Rob all of the corpses in the Dead Marshes.
5. Offer the Mouth of Sauron unlimited orthodontia care.




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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 12th, 2015, 1:53 pm 
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Oh, gosh! I don't know I must have just posted on the fove facts thread and atill had 5 in my head! Lol oops. :/


1. I would admit to Stealing Boromir's horn and serving Eowyns stew.
2. i would get caught robbing the bodies in the dead marshes and giving bard a nerf arrow

3. I would never offer the mouth of sauron unlimited orthadentil care

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 12th, 2015, 1:57 pm 
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Apparently you were so shocked by your actions, it knocked the fact you need to post "crimes" for me to answer to right out of your head ...... Image


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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 12th, 2015, 7:53 pm 
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:duh: Lol Indeed it must have! :duh:



1. Add hobbit foot hair to Eowyn's stew
2. Call tre beard a "Nut-Case"
3. Switch Saruman's white Robe with an off white, thus making him Saruman the Off-White.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 13th, 2015, 1:32 pm 
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1. I would admit to adding Hobbit foot hair to Éowyn's stew, although I'm not sure anyone would actually notice if I had.
2. I would never call Treebeard a "nut case" as he's a lot bigger than I am.
3. I would get caught switching Saruman's white robe with and off-white one.


1. Would you steal Gandalf's staff and give it to Denethor?
2. Would you call Faramir a "hopeless case" for allowing his father to bully him?
3. Would you ask Pip and Merry to help you steal all of Farmer Maggot's cabbages?



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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 13th, 2015, 7:28 pm 
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1. I Would get caught goving Gandalph's staff to denathor
2. I Would never call Faramir a hopeless case.
3. I would admit to asking pip and merry to help me steal all farmer magot's crops.




1. Would you bring Monkeys to Arwen as a wedding gift?
2. Would you steal Narsil and leave a plastic replica in it's place?
3. Shoot baked potatoes and passing hobbits with a potatoe gun?

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 16th, 2015, 1:31 pm 
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1. I would never bring monkeys to Arwen as a wedding gift.
2. I would get caught stealing Narsil and trying to leave a plastic replica in its place.
3. I would admit to shooting baked potatoes at passing Hobbits with a potato gun.


1. Steal Aragorn's crown just before his coronation and replace it with one of Arwen's tiaras.
2. Turn up for dinner at Bilbo's on the same night as the Dwarfs and then steal all of the food.
3. Kill the moth carrying Gandalf's message to Gwaihir and leave him stranded on the top of Orthanc.


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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 17th, 2015, 12:44 pm 
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I would get caught steeling Aragorns crown and replacing it with Arwen's tiara

I would admit to showing up to biblbos for dinner on the same night as the dwarves

I would never kill the moth with Gandalf's message





1. Switch Saruman the white's robe out for a grey one
2. Steal the palantier and keep it for yourself
3. Drink all the draught in the orc camp

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
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1. I would admit to switching Saruman's white robe for a grey one.
2. I would never steal a Palantír.
3. I would get caught drinking all the draft (beer) in the Orc camp.


1. Let off all of Gandalf's fireworks at Bilbo's birthday bash.
2. Eat Bill the Pony for dinner.
3. Sell Girl Guide cookies to Sauron in Mordor.




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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 18th, 2015, 11:57 pm 
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1. I would get caught setting off all the fireworks
2. I would never eat bill the poney
3. I would admit to selling the cookies to Sauron



1. Plant poisen Ivey on all the hobbit holes in Bucklin
2. Steal Bilboes buttons from ALL his vests
3. Replace the tips on Legolas' arrows with nerf tips.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
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1. I would never plant poison ivy in all of the Hobbit holes in Buckland.
2. I would get caught stealing all of the buttons on Bilbo's vests.
3. I would admit to replacing Legolas' metal arrowheads with Nerf ones.


1. Steal the Dwarfs' meat and leave them salads instead.
2. Steal Gurthang and sell it to one of Fëanor's sons.
3. Ride off into the sunset on Bill the pony.



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