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Author:  DamsonRhee [ February 18th, 2006, 4:00 pm ]
Post subject:  One Chicken to fry them all.....

A friend of mine from gaiaonline asked me to post this here to see what other LotR fans think of it. Please comment.
Dark Lord M wrote:
It began with the cooking of the great Chickens of Power.

3 were to go to the French Fries, fairest of all foods.
6 to the Hamburgers in their grills of metal.
9 to the Pies, who above all else desired fillings...

With these chickens, they had the power to rule their race, but they were all decieved...

For there was one other chicken cooked...

In the land of Burgor, on the slopes of Mt. Shake... The Dark Lord Sippy-Cup cooked in secret another Chicken.
And within it he poured his Retaurededness, his Squirellyness, and above all else, his will to destroy all McDonalds around this fair land.

One Chicken to fry them all...

One by one the McDonalds fell to the power of the chicken.

...But there were those who resisted!
A last force of Pies and French Fries battled on the slopes of Mt. Shake for the freedom of McDonalds

Victory was near, but the power of the Chicken could not be undone...

It was at this momment when all hope had faded, that Apieoritto, son of the Apple picked up his fathers sword.

Sippy-Cup, the enemy of the free people of the McDonalds was defeated...

The Chicken past to Apieoritto, who had the chance to end evil forever- but the crust of pies is easily corrupted...

The Chicken betrayed Apieoritto to his death... And things that shouldn't have been eaten... Were.

But the Chicken insnared a new owner.
It came to the food Nacho and he took it to the Chocolatey Mountains where it consumed him...

It gave Nacho an extremly long experation date, for 2 years the chicken waited in the mold of Nacho's box.

Stuffiness crept back into the McDonalds.

The Chicken's time had come.

Te Chicken abandoned Nacho, but there was something the Chicken did not intend.
It was picked up by the most unlikely food imaginable.

A Tator Tot, Toto Taylor of the HashBrown.

But there would come a time when Tator Tots would shape the destiny for all.

~End?

~The Dark Lord has spoken!~

Author:  Meltithenniel [ February 18th, 2006, 6:05 pm ]
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lol thats hilarious! i love it! :laugh: :roll: :teehee:

Author:  DamsonRhee [ February 18th, 2006, 6:18 pm ]
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I'll make sure he recieves your kind words.

Author:  Safe In My Arms [ February 18th, 2006, 6:43 pm ]
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HA! that was great! sometimes the people of Gaia come up with good stuff! I have an account myself ^^

Author:  Dark Lord M [ February 18th, 2006, 8:19 pm ]
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There won't be any need to contact me about the comments, for M has joined!

Author:  Galasriniel [ February 19th, 2006, 10:20 am ]
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Dark Lord M wrote:
There won't be any need to contact me about the comments, for M has joined!


It's hillarious! :)
It has really cheered me up!

Author:  Valànna [ February 19th, 2006, 9:33 pm ]
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Very well done, Dark Lord M. :bye2: Welcome to A-U!

Author:  Guest [ February 19th, 2006, 9:35 pm ]
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Well that's different...I like it

Author:  DamsonRhee [ February 20th, 2006, 3:45 pm ]
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Dark Lord M wrote:
There won't be any need to contact me about the comments, for M has joined!
Glad you can grace us with your presence my lord *bows*

Author:  gone [ February 20th, 2006, 4:50 pm ]
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Lol thats hilarious, hehe!

Author:  Maneth Eruvadhril [ February 21st, 2006, 9:38 am ]
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is hillarious! I love it! :laugh: u can ask Arwen if she can add it to the humour part of AU :-D

Author:  Dark Lord M [ February 21st, 2006, 7:29 pm ]
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Thank you all for the comments!

Before I even try to get on the humor page, I should run a spell check. Friends at school nagged me about the poor grammar.

Spell checked version.

It began with the cooking of the great Chickens of Power.

3 were to go to the French Fries, fairest of all foods.
6 to the Hamburgers in their grills of metal.
9 to the Pies, who above all else desired fillings...

With these chickens, they had the power to rule their race, but they were all deceived...

For there was one other chicken cooked...

In the land of Burgor, on the slopes of Mt. Shake... The Dark Lord Sippy-Cup cooked in secret another Chicken.
And within it he poured his Retaurededness, his Squirellyness, and above all else, his will to destroy all McDonalds around this fair land.

One Chicken to fry them all...

One by one the McDonalds fell to the power of the chicken.

...But there were those who resisted!
A last force of Pies and French Fries battled on the slopes of Mt. Shake for the freedom of McDonalds

Victory was near, but the power of the Chicken could not be undone...

It was at this moment when all hope had faded, that Apieoritto, son of the Apple picked up his fathers sword.

Sippy-Cup, the enemy of the free people of the McDonalds was defeated...

The Chicken past to Apieoritto, who had the chance to end evil forever- but the crust of pies is easily corrupted...

The Chicken betrayed Apieoritto to his death... And things that shouldn't have been eaten... Were.

But the Chicken ensnared a new owner.
It came to the food Nacho and he took it to the Chocolaty Mountains where it consumed him...

It gave Nacho an extremely long expiration date, for 2 years the chicken waited in the mold of Nacho's box.

Stuffiness crept back into the McDonalds.

The Chicken's time had come.

Te Chicken abandoned Nacho, but there was something the Chicken did not intend.
It was picked up by the most unlikely food imaginable.

A Tator Tot, Toto Taylor of the HashBrown.

But there would come a time when Tator Tots would shape the destiny for all.

~End?

~The Dark Lord has spoken!~

Author:  Shigure [ February 22nd, 2006, 9:31 am ]
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Wait I noticed one thing!
6 for the Hamburgers.
7 for the Dwarves.

Did you mean for there to be a difference? Did you want the pattern? (3+3+3)

Personally I loved it.

Author:  Galasriniel [ February 22nd, 2006, 11:46 am ]
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I decided to base your humourous script with the original ring poem:

3 chickens to the French Fries covered with grease
7 to the Hamburgers in their grills of metal
9 to the Crusty Pies doomed to decrease
1 for the Dark Shake on his Dark Tray
In the land of Burgor where deliciousness is least.

One Chicken to fry them all,
One Chicken to lick them.
One Chicken poke them all,
And in the hotness, devour them!

In the land of Burgor where deliciousness is least.

Author:  Dark Lord M [ February 22nd, 2006, 12:04 pm ]
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Sippy Cup is a retaured Squirrel I made up, he doesn't like Mcdonalds, 'tis like Krytonight to SuperMan.

My spelling is kinda poor, don't blame me. :duh:

I wanted to put LOTC into the poem thing at the begining of the books, by I couldn't word it.
And I dindn't meen for the Hamburgers and dwarves ring thing to be differnt, I just forgot. :confuzzled:

Author:  DamsonRhee [ February 22nd, 2006, 5:15 pm ]
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minor details... :happy:

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