Argh someone wrote this, I was a bit too angry beofre so I deleted al that red writing I did. Yea he hasnt done his research but oh well, it souinds complete nonsense anyways.
Fellowship of the Rings and Two Towers were shoved down our throats.
I've heard some students are even forced to read some monetization of the movie in their literature classes. Ridiculous. Does Hollywood run our classrooms now?
If they didn’t want to read it- they didn’t have to!
Greed.
Hollywood can't make a movie these days without crapping out a sequel the next year to squeeze more money out of the sheep. Guess what; there's ANOTHER LOTR movie coming this Christmas. Gee, I wonder what will bring Rocky out of retirement this time?
Um there are 3 LotR films- obviously there’s going to be 3 films!
Quality Control at New Line.
Millions of copies of the LOTR DVDs have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn't anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys.
Millions……really??
They switched Darren’s on us!
Look closely in Fellowship and you'll notice the human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie (it takes a sharp eye to notice, but one of them has red hair, one black).
Err….no
1. Quality Control at New Line, II.
In the massive Mt. Doom battle scene at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring, a DVD pause reveals at least half a dozen of the 50,000 Orc Warrior extras are wearing modern tennis shoes.
Again………..err…………….no- and if you hate it so much why do you watch it so carefully and for so many times?!
Speaking of Orcs...
The Orcs were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its War craft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to sue New Line over it.
You make it up by the bucket load!
Racism.
Percentage of protagonists in Fellowship who are white: 100. Meanwhile the black antagonists and their black crow spies and their black glass seeing ball inhabit their black towers and perform black magic. Gosh, I wonder if there's some symbolism there?
Its evil things for Christ sake- all evil is black- it’s not meant to be racist you idiot!
Gold: The Stretchy Element.
The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own.
Yes actually- it does change on its own
Violence.
Give me one reason that story couldn't have been told without all the fighting.
It’s a war you idiot- what are they going to do? Poke each other with feathers?
Horse sense.
Why didn't they take horses on their quest? Or even better, why didn't Gandalf's giant flying bird friend haul them into Mordor? Watch out, Frodo! All of your methods of transportation have been swallowed by the Dark Lord of the Plot Hole!
Well if they did that there would be no lord of the rings…ignoramus- there's got to be story!
Return of the Living Dead.
In FOTR, if you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public.
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Definitely not meant to be taken seriously! Kind of like "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" isn't a film that hasn't done research or hates King Arthur or is terribly misinformed or anything: they just wanted to make a funny parody. And I do think Ringers getting up in arms about it doesn't exactly discourage people from writing those kinds of spoofs. It makes it even funnier for them!
I didn't know it was a parody!
