Arwen: It was a gift, they were my pants to give.


I am a silly, silly elf.

"There is strength left in the world of pants, strength enough even to challenge him. Sauron fears pants."

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OK i've got another.

Frodo: i wish the pants had never come to me. i wish none of this had ever happened.
Gandalf: so do we all who live to see such pants, but that is not for them to decide. all we have to decide is what to do with the pants we are given.

(sorry if someone has already said that)

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Okay, I'm going to change this one up just slightly...

"Pants? No, we have only just finished saying 'Good morning.'"

Sorry, it just gave me the idea

*stops giggling long enough to write these down:*

"Strangers from distant lands, pants of old..."

"The way is shut, it was made by those who are pants, and the pants keep it."

"Let this be the hour that we draw pants together!"

"The pants, the pants are talking!"

"Those shiny pants, their mine."

"Do not let your pants be troubled"
(sorry if any of these are already down)

The laughter hurts!! Make it stop!!!!

One pants to rule them all, one pants to find them, one pants to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

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Eragonshadeslayer- stop making me giggle so much!!!

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Sorry, but i just thought up some more:

"Pants on wings!"

"Mr. Frodo is not going anywhere without pants!!!"

"There are pants in the water!"

"Get the wounded on horseback, leave the pants."

"Instead of a Dark Lord you will have pants!"

"What did he steal?" "Mmmmmmy...pantsssssssssss!"

"Stupid, fat pants!"

"I would have pants again." (replaced two words there, but o well)

"You are hereby banished from the kingdom of Rohan...under pain of pants."

"Pants of a Took!"

"Legolas! What do your elf pants see?"

"Pants? Pants are weak. I was there the day the strength of pants failed."

"The time of the pants is over. Do we leave Middle Earth to its pants?"

"Up, up, up, up, up the pants we go!"

"The pants will be ours, once the hobbitses are...dead!"

"You treacherous little pants!"

"There's some pants left in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fightin' for."

"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants."

"I will help you bear these pants, Frodo Baggins, as long as they are yours to bear."

"Three pants for the Elven Kings under the sky. Seven for the dwarf lords..."

"You carry the pants of us all little one."

"Sick, is he? Give 'im some pants, boys!"

"Not if I pants you first."



Okay...better stop while I'm ahead...I didn't know I had so many ideas... ...only slightly disturbing...like eragon, i'm sorry if any of these have been used before!

Oh, this is great!
No pants for Denethor... ... we shall burn, like the heathen pants of old
Perhaps you came to tell me why my pants are dead.
He needs pants my lord!
The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from pants!
The pants that were broken! They have been remade!
...And we have decided that you are not pants.
Then I smote his pants upon the mountainside.
I would cut off your pants, dwarf, were they a little farther from the ground.
But these are my pants!
I must admit that my pants have greatly desired this.
He was taken by both shadow and pants.
A lament for pants...
I heard her pants in my head...
Long live they days of the pants!
But my pants are not fit for great halls and evil times.
No pants can defeat me!
I am no pants!
Aim for the pants!
My master, Sauron the Pants, bids thee welcome.
Ahhh... the pants were dear to thee I see.

LOL those were so funny, Eragon!

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Thank you! Thank you! No applause!*bows*

I looked into your future and saw pants.
Sauron's pants will be terrible...
My pants, you bow to no one.
Now for pants, now for ruin, and the red dawn!!
Brace the pants!
I saw pants, white pants in a courtyard of stone.
The pants of the enemy are moving.
You saw the trousers, you saw my pants.(I couldn't help myself)
And for you... elven pants.
Not all pants who wander are lost.
The pants that are strong do not wither.
One by one the free pants of Middle Earth fell...
A last alliance of elves and pants...
On the pants of mount Doom the fought...

Ok that was tough to follow.... But here goes...lots of elf pants

"you have the gift of pants! What did you see?"

"The life of the pants is leaving you!"

"Ada, whether by your will or not, there are no pants tht can bear me hence..."

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"I would cut off you head dwarf, pants and all, if it stood but a little higher from the ground"
This qoute is a little diffrent cause its the one form the book.

This is hilarious! I haven't read all of them, though, so if I post some that have already been posted, sorry!

Cold be hand and heart and pants.
A shortcut to what? PANTS!
We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well earned pants.
The Ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any pants that we here posses.

Um, that's all I can think of right now.

My brother just had a good one:

"Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee!! Were you pantsdropping?" "No sir, honest, I ain't been dropping no pants, if you get my meanin'."