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It began with the forging of the great pans. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pans were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else, desire power. For within these pans was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pan was made.

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the "Bow and Arrow" forged in secret a master pan, to control all others. And into this Pan, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

"One Pan to Rule Them All
One Pan to Find them
One Pan to Bring Them All
And in the Darkness Fry Them"

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We've begun our attack.

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Smeag, the owner of the One Pan (to rule them all), quickly pulled out all of the maps in the shelvng area. Pulling out one from the pile, Smeag opened it and pointed to Rivendell, "We'll attack next dawn."

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Looks over Smeag's sholder at the maps "Alright... That's great!" pauses then groans... "but I STILL need a weapon! I keep forgetting that. Anything heavy, sharp, pointy, or harmful will work." Rummages through pack... finds a pouch of throwing daggers and a short sword, both of which she hangs on her belt. "I'm ready to attack, how about the rest of you?"

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Smeag looks back at Freya. Walking over, Smeag takes the dagger and tosses it to the other side of the room. Placing a pan in the slot of the dagger, Smeag says, "There you go."

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"Thank you! I actually was expecting that, because the dagger was made of wood" Swings pan experimentally. "I think I'm gettin' the hang of this." Tucks pan in belt.

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Bella ignored the others while she readied herself with her pan and daggers. She put on a long black cape and said. "I am ready."

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"Good," Smeag smirked. Couting, Smeag only saw two, "Where are the others?"

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"I'm here," said Bow, stepping out of the shadows. She was wearing a dark cloak with pans hanging from her belt.

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Meanwhile, Slick sat under the trees in a far away corner of Middle Earth, having heard news from his spies of the Smeag, the Pan ruler, He begins to devise ways to stop him and his relentless armies.....

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Nazgul #7 arrives at the camp with a big pan in her hand."I saw a group of scouts down the hill!The most of them I killed but two escaped.What are we going to do,Master?"

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Shadowcat walked through a tree and joined the others. She hit her pan like a drum, waiting for Smeag to answer #7. She already had her answer: Find the other scouts and knock them senseless with pans.

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Bella looked around and lifted her pan out of her belt loop. She started to walk towards Shadowcat ," What do you want to do?" she smirked, "As if I don't already know the answer." She paused and then added. " I want to go beat them with pans. Are you with me?"

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"Well, duh," Shadowcat replied with an ebil grin. "Losers. They'll never know what hit them."

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Misery was listening to everyone talk, sharpening the sides of her pan. She her Bella ask Shadowcat if she wanted to go beat people with pans. She walked over, "I'll come!"

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"Good.....well are we ready?" Bella asked with an evil grin.

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Smeag nodded, "We are always ready," as she headed out towards the direction of the supposedly lost scouts.

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Shadowcat decided to ask a vital question.
"Do we sneak up on them, or do we shout warcries and charge?"

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