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Being Undead Is Such a Pain (welcoming all minions of evil)
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Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ July 26th, 2006, 3:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Being Undead Is Such a Pain (welcoming all minions of evil)
:vampire:

I present you with another dashing, wonderful, magnificent, spectacular [cough] Nazgul RPG!

*holds up sign with the words "CLAP CLAP"*

Anyhoo, this is [s]a serious, tragic tale of epic proportions[/s] an unrehearsed RPG detailing the daily lives (and daily pains) of being undead. Warning: Please note that when in Mordor, all things are possible.

Well there goes my speech. Who wants to join? (you know you do)
:jump:
Author:  Anduril Vanlhach [ July 26th, 2006, 4:03 pm ]
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W00t mwahahahaha, hello LDM the Assasin is here, to join and to Assasinate, herself if no one is avalibel.
(creeps upon self and stabs onself) AHHHHH
Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ July 26th, 2006, 9:07 pm ]
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:wave: now if we can recruit more members to join...
Author:  Mornie utulie [ July 26th, 2006, 9:53 pm ]
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MORNIE WANTS TO!!!! since it was my idea to have an elf hunt RPG.....i guess you've made it more general! :-D i like the title very very very much


YAYAYAYAY
Author:  Meldawen [ July 26th, 2006, 9:56 pm ]
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Sure, I'll give it a go. I'm feeling adventurous because of my new avvy :) Though how that makes sense...is debatable....
Author:  gollum13 [ July 27th, 2006, 3:16 am ]
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I'd like to join too for sure! :-D
Author:  Anduril Vanlhach [ July 27th, 2006, 1:52 pm ]
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Right *paints thread pink* what do we do here?
Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ July 27th, 2006, 4:18 pm ]
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[thanks everyone for joining :D I suppose we could start now]

Looking very evil indeed in her black Nazgul-ish robes with pink polka dots, Cougher descended the slopes of Mt. Doom, cursing all the way down.

It wasn't her fault that she'd tripped over a bucket of pink paint that very morning. It wasn't her fault she had the grace of a drunken dwarf.

"Get back to work!" she screeched at a pair of hobbits that had the particular misfortune of meandering into her path. The hobbits scurried away. Satisfied, Cougher turned around and continued walking.

Wait a moment...

Hobbits... outside the dungeons... walking free in Mordor...

Whip in hand, Cougher spun back around.
Author:  gollum13 [ July 27th, 2006, 5:50 pm ]
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Gollum rides, as fast as she can towards the slopes of Mt. Doom. Suddenly, she notices Cougher and rides towards her. She already can see on Cougher's face that something is wrong.

She goes off her horse and walks over to Cougher. "I'm back", she says. "What's wrong?"
Author:  Mornie utulie [ July 27th, 2006, 6:06 pm ]
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Mornie went walking around the whole mount doom singing bits of the evil songs of old in her screeching voice....she wasnt called the demented nazgul for nothing... she went as slow as she could when she noticed a black figure(spangled with pink) riding in rage towards another black figure...she decided the pink spangled one was cougher....she had tripped over Mornie's pink bucket this morning(what a laughing fit mornie had) and the other seemed to be gollum who had come back from traveling Mornie strained to remember what it was....oh well

she called to chocolate(her fell beast) in a long shrill wistle, mounted the beast and set out towards them
Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ July 27th, 2006, 8:51 pm ]
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Cougher hissed. "Nothing is wrong. Just a few hobbits walking free around Mordor." Turning on her heel, she marched back to her dungeons to have a nice, happy discussion with her anger management therapist.
Author:  Mornie utulie [ July 27th, 2006, 8:57 pm ]
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Mornie saw from the air that cougher turned away from the puzzled gollum and went in the direction of the dungeons....she decided to have some fun....she glided in circles around cougher and took out a cupcake with ironically pink iceing from her cloak and aimed at cougher......aaaaand HIT! Mornie burst into an evil laughing fit...aaaaawww.....the queen of nazguls would not find it funny....but Mornie did !!
Author:  Meldawen [ July 27th, 2006, 9:26 pm ]
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Shrieker watched this with vindictive amusement from above, her long black robes flapping slightly in the wind. She had really thought the accident with the paint quite funny, but ceased to be amused when she turned to go and was splattered with leftovers of the large pink cupcake, which had somehow flown towards her.
Author:  gollum13 [ July 28th, 2006, 12:27 am ]
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Gollum is very confused now, ideed. Hobbits, walking free to Mordor? She felt that these Hobbits would make trouble, but that was her misery. Nobody takes a far-too-small-for-a-nazgûl nazgûl serious. She took a last look at the Hobbits and hissed in a low, scary voice: I'll get you. Then she wents over and decided to go to her therapy-hour with the topic: I'm too small for a very scary undead. Help me! Accidently, she stepped into a bucket with pink paint. She has a pink leg now. Okay, she thinks, now everyone, for sure will take me serious.
Author:  Anduril Vanlhach [ July 28th, 2006, 7:57 am ]
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When Anduril is boared she starts a project and this is her current one. To build Barad Caren. Its a huge blood red tower on the slopes of Mt Doom and no one is going to paint it pink. so in Mordor there are now 3 towers the Black tower, barad Dur, Orage Orthanc, and the red tower Barad Caren.
Author:  gollum13 [ July 28th, 2006, 10:50 am ]
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Gollum is still trying to wipe the pink paint off her leg. She has been in her therapy session, but they told her, there's almost no hope for her left. After that she had the embarrassing moment in the morgul-blade-sword-fighting lesson. She almost chopped her head off in front of all the others, who where laughing at her, as always. She calls Furry, her fell beast who lands by her gracefully. Gollum climbs Furry, she takes a last look of Mordor and the new blood red tower. Then she flys away, in secret. Nobody should follow her. She will show them what she is able to do...
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