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Jack Sparrow followed Elizabeth into the carriage, not getting in much more graceful than her pregnant form did.

The carriage moved down the bumpy road, making the two passengers in it bob up and down.

During the ride, Jack eyed Elizabeth's belly and was ever so tempted to poke it. But, instead, he said, "So, who's the father?"

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(LOL....I feel bad for myself. I'm like posing to entertain myself. LOL!)

Will took a break from hammering the swords in shape and let them cool. Walking to the small donkey across the room, he fed it some hay and sat down on a barrel next to it. "Well, friend, only a couple more hours before I can go home and see Elizabeth. However, it is nice to be in your company." He smiled a little and then rubbed the donkey's head.

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Elizabeth gave him that look that she seemed only to ever use for Jack. It was a very eloquent look, one that said, 'Jack, you idiot, use your head'. Anywho, she returned delicately, "I think you can guess."

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Jack's face pulled into an excited grin and he leaned in quite close to her face, "Mine?"

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Mr. Brown finally awoke from his sleeping stage and allowed Will to take a break from his work. "Thank you, Mr. Brown," Will said with a sigh. He then proceeded to take Mr. Brown's napping area and fell into a light sleep.

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Elizabeth's eyes flicked up to Jack's face. "I shall slap you if you say that again," she told him lightly, almost playfully. "No, idiot, I happen to be married to the father." She paused and wondered if further confirmation was needed, and decided it was. "Will."

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Jack's face veered in, even closer to Elizabeth's. His expression changed into a look of digust and utter confusion as he hollared, "The EUNUCH!?"

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(LOL! Will is napping. Do continue! I'm enjoying this conversation very much! LOL! :-))

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((*Scratches head* I must have missed that reply somehow...))

This time Elizabeth did, in fact, give the obviously slightly inebriated captain a good slap. "You know very well he is not, oh Captain Jack Sparrow."

((I would hurry the plot along, but I'm enjoying this too :lol:))

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TH-WHACK!

Jack's drunken body smacked good and hard up against the carriage's interior. His hat tumbled off, landed elsewhere, and his face had squashed into the window.

"He's not?" he muttered through a squished cheek.

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(LOL! Pippin! You play Jack so well! :-))

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Folding her arms, which worked only semi-well over her greatly enlarged midsection, Elizabeth set her jaw and gave Jack what was unmistakeably a very annoyed look. "No," she said coolly, "he's not. Don't make me sorry to have him find you when he comes home tonight."

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Jack peeled his face off the window and gladly scooted away from Elizabeth, whom, he thought, seemed a bit moody than usual.

After sitting a few more minutes in awkward silence, Jack Sparrow had to be the one to break it. He cleared his throat and spoke, "So, Lizzie,..e'er 'ave second thoughts of...Will these days?"

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Will finally awoke after resting for about fifteen minutes or so. He yawned and then stood up slowly. "Ughhhhhhhh...." he moaned as he leaned forward and rubbed his lower back. It felt tight, probably because he lifted that large load of firewood. He shrugged it off and then began to heat up the fire once again. He only had one hour left of work and the sun was beginning to set outside.

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((*decides randomly that this is the opportune moment, as it were*))

"What are you implying?" returned Elizabeth coldly, surveying him with a suspicious eye. "I am unamused, Jack - oohhhh!" she had meant to say more, but cut herself off with a gasp and looked in consternation at herself - or more specifically, her large midsection. "Oh, that hurt!"

The carriage suddenly rocked to a stop, but Elizabeth was rather preoccupied to notice that. "Oh, oh dear..."

((Guess what's coming early ;)))

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