The Purifiers...Be Like Moses?
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Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 3rd, 2006, 8:32 am ]
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Well, here's one I'm surprised has no posting at all. Let me just I read the awful reviews and I dismissed them because, come on, it's Dom. How could it be bad? I was terribly mistaken. It was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Merry and I just laughed through the whole 2:00 am. That whole scene where Moses was in two places at once was stupid. What the hell was even going on?! Anyone who actually understood what was going on, please enlighten me. It was an hour + of NOTHING! Try and summarize it and you'll find, some guy got killed with hockey sticks, ppl were running around beating the crap outta each other, they wanted you to Be Like Moses...and nothing. That fight scene with John and Moses took up, like, half the movie! AND THEY KILLED DOM! What was with that?

May I just say though, there was one very funny quote:

'You want a stuggle John? *laughs with all his buddies* *stops abruptly* I gotta take a .'

What did you guys think? Did you understand what was going on?

Sam :smash:

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 3rd, 2006, 10:06 am ]
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I must say that this is a must see movie, right Sam?
Well, only cause Dom's in it, which was probably already mentioned.
Yes, sadly Dom dies, but in the end, I don't get the plot
All I can tell you is that it's about these like 5 karate clans that fight eachother, and Moses is some really powerful dude.
This movie was so dumb that we practially peed in our pants laughing at all of the stupid no maky sense parts.
Be like Moses,
Merry :bye2:

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 3rd, 2006, 10:13 am ]
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*Chuckles at Merry's smile, knowing she is copying Dom who is copying Lennon.*

Sam :bounce:

Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 3rd, 2006, 10:56 am ]
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My Dad and I watched this movie, wow.
what the heck was it about!!!!
I love your avatar!

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 3rd, 2006, 11:25 am ]
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Why, thank you. We should pay whoever can tell us what it was about a million $.


Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 5th, 2006, 1:58 pm ]
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ll maybe 2 million! Are you two people, if u r thats pretty cool!

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 6th, 2006, 5:21 pm ]
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YEs we r. Next time Merry comes on I think I'm directing her to u. U guys like all the same stuff. It's kinda creepy actually... And yes, 2 million sounds better. If that doesn't work, we'll up it to 3


Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 6th, 2006, 10:03 pm ]
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Ahhh so you are two people, that's awesome!! I'd like to speak to Merry too! Yes and if we combine our imaginery money maybe we can pay 3 million for somene to tell us what it was about and then hurt the producer and playwriters until they come to their senses

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 6th, 2006, 10:08 pm ]
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*cackles evilly* Merry is attempting to log on. U shud talk to her. U guys both like pirates, fencing, and ballet. Who are the produers and playwrites? I bet they aren't producers and playwrites anymore...


Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 7th, 2006, 9:51 am ]
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lol they probably arnt lol. Really? I picked up fencing because my friend took it, I just want to learn how to fight with swords really lol but it's fun.She does ballet too! wow! and she likes pirates, that's a plus lol. That be really cool if she had four brothers, a mom and the same name as me lol, no, that wud be scary considering the fact that we are already the same.

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 8th, 2006, 2:34 pm ]
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The funny thing is she doesn't actually fence. She just really loves it anyway. She only has one bro tho. and she does have a mom.

So, yeah, on topic piece, The Purifiers...

The light up crosses were hilarious. I so need one of those.


Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 9th, 2006, 1:21 pm ]
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Well I tried fencing but I don't do it anymore, lol.
The light up crosses wow, I wonder what genius came up with those, lol, crazy movie

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 9th, 2006, 4:17 pm ]
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Yeah..and the whole Be Like Moses thing. Thwat was just....ooookkkkay.


Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 10th, 2006, 12:53 pm ]
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lol yah, that was a little freaky, were there two of them
??? :blink:

Author:  Sam the Brave [ July 10th, 2006, 1:23 pm ]
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That's what WE thought.


Author:  xXshe's a pirateXx [ July 10th, 2006, 5:30 pm ]
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and the two screens at times, craaazy! I couldn't keep track!!!

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