*yawns*

*walks up to door*

*mellon*

*door opens*

*commands 66 fell beasts, 14 balrogs, 100 cave trolls, 367 uruk-hai, 1000 orcs to follow*

*gives mini explosives to hamsters*

*hamsters surge forward placing explosives everywhere*

*scarabs swarm over any evil doers devouring them in seconds*

*retreats to safe place*

*BOOM!* x 689

*moves forward careful to step on skeletons of the deceased*

*caves trolls break through to the dungeon*

*Balrog finds Curunir*

*picks him up and whirls him round his head*

*throws him miles away*

*hmmmmm....*

*this place could do with a lick of paint*

*re-decorates*

*Tan and JF plus their buddies decide this would make a nice cafe*

*decide to stay*

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

*Gets up in rage*














MY DUNGEON!!!! :lightsabre:

*Summons a hole army of undead soldiers and commands them to attack the dungeon invaders and they kill em all expect for JF and few buddies who are shot out with a catapult*

NOBODY TOUCHES MY DUNGEON AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! RAGH! I AM THE DUNGEON MASTER AND DONT YOU FORGET IT!!

*destroys the redecorations and turns it like it was before, places a new mithril gate and begins torturing a hobbit...*

they can`t have my dungeon...

*sighs*

hah.. everything is fine now... I think I should turn into cannibalism after these events...

*eats an orc for meal and throws what is left on JF*

Don`t ever again mess with me for the lordship of MY dungeon!

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*yawn*

*little does he know with just one flick of this switch*

*points to switch*

*your whole dungeon will sink into oblivion*

*just a small intruder alarm I installed*

*switches switch*

*dungeon sinks*

*THE END*

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

*uses his unbelievable magic abbilities and returns his dungeon back in it`s place so that balanxe is restored and he shall have his dungeon as the attacks who were jealous of his dungeon can rot outside, THE END*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*adds squirrel to orc list*

Ummmm... sure i promise to be evil

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"You would rather I had died and Boromir had lived"

Welcome to the Club Squirrel101

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Proud member of many clubs.

Thank you, to everyone who made these wonderful banners for me.

*claps his hands*

Welcome to the club!

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don`t you dare to touch my dungeon...

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

WOO-WOO *runs around in circles then hits wall* ow

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"You would rather I had died and Boromir had lived"

"uses his unbelievable and returns...."

Eh? Doesn't make sense dude! Face it your sunk!!!

Welcome Squirrel! Speaking of which we've been feeding a squirrel all week in our garden.

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

ohbesilent! Iwritesofastthatthewordmagicwaslostsomewhere....

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

I'm double posting but I don't care.

*storms in*
*slams door*
*throws self in chair*
*bangs feet on table*
*folds arms*
*huffs and puffs*




*has just realised*
*she is no longer the Official Last Member Of The Nazgul Club*
*has only just clicked*
*about all the Orc gardner talks*
*for new and old members*
*is not happy*
*is REALLY not happy*

*will have to change sig*
*likes her sig*
*is not happy about having to change sig*
*is REALLY not happy about having to change sig*

*sniffle*
*I thought I was special*
*whimpers*
*being the last member accepted*
*cries*
*not fair*
*howls*

*gets up*
*slams door shut*
*leaves*

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

*has been hiding in Curinirs dungeon waiting*
*comes out of hiding and sneaks around*
*starts sprinkling powder everywhere*
*occasionally placing a small little stone here and there*
*is finally done*
*walks past the door, leaving it open*
*leaves a huge pile of powder*
*puts a lit torch to the powder*

*walks away*
*finds JF not being happy*
*gives her hot chocolate*
*sits her down watching the dungeon*
Sit back and watch the show!

*the fire runs along the powder*
*finds a stone*
*BOOM*
*big collumn of fire in the air*
*laughs evilly*
*suceeds*
*is shocked*
*nearly faints*
*looks at JF grinning evilly*

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*wonders why posting like this is so addicting*

*grabs JF's hot chocolate*
*runs away cackling evilly*

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i've got a jar of raeg
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*stands in the fire with a grin on his face*

Just bloody nice Tan.... well... I`ll just rebuild it...

*rebuilds the dungeon*

hah...

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!