eh it was too late

Anyways Halloween was awesome! I've got loads of candy; I haven't counted it though.

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

we didn't get any trick or treaters, so we ate all the lolipops ourselves

*remembers she is still sulking in her half built hut*
*sulks in her half built hut*

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*searches new hobbit-slave's bags for marshmallows (urgh! Lembas! and....what's THAT?!?Not sure I really wanna know)*
*"borrows" fell beast*
*steals door of the black gate*
*carries it to a small, half-built hut (with a little help from "my" fell beast)
*Knocks on new black door*
*joins daughterofkings and Tanthoronial*
(er, Eä, I'm still an orc)
ah, and, order from da big boss:uk nazgûl ishi lug! (I think he lost his colored contact lense or something)

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<center>COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!! ~NC~</center>

*is blasted through the wall by Curunir's fireball* *torture chamber lands nicely in a new extension of Curnir's dungeons complete with electricity and a built-in heating system. and an entertainment system, of course.

*points to all you people out there living in huts and laughs*
*laugh turns into a gurgle...
and then into a choke...
and a hack...*
must...perfect...my...evil...laugh...

*notices that I don't have a fell beast and adopts one from the Adopt-A-Freaky-Mordor-Creature Program*
*hires a bunch of stinking trolls and some goblins to bring in elf/hobbit heads as room decorations*
*pokes at a live hobbit in boredom*

we need a school for teaching Mordor-folk how to perfect their evil laughs.

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exactly....now beginning....EVIL LAUGH SCHOOL
all who want lessons say I

I!!

*races into Witchking's school and sits down as the first pupil* *remembers that I forgot my hobbit and races back to pick up my hobbit...toy...I mean...dear and adorable friend...*

*stands and pokes at hobbit waiting for lessons to begin*

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AYE! Wait no.. EYE!! I!!

I have needed this school every sense I lost my laugh maker... I mean.. what.. i've always been able to laugh..
*laughs nervously looking around suspiciously*

*sits in a seat waiting for class to start*
*pulls out a pamplet for Hire-Henchmen-For-less*
*grabs a moth cause they are better than the little butterflies*
Send four umm... Orcs to daughterofkings hut.. it needs to be finished.. and I think her workers died.. painfully... i mean tragically.
*lets moth go*
*ends her Gandalf moment*

*whisltes*

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*watches daughterofkings sulk and sends her chocolate wrapped in a shiny goody bag*

chocolate: chicken soup for the soul

*listens to Arwen Arianna's professional-sounding Mordor talk and gets confused* *looks to see if my hobbit has any marshmallows*

HAH! caught you this time! *dumps out a bag of marshmallows* *tortures hobbit by forcing him to watch as I eat the marshmallows*

wait... Nazgul don't eat marshmallows... they eat hobbits... *devours my hobbit toy...[cough] dear adorable hobbit friend...
*laughs maniacally over remains of my hobbit friend... [cough cough]... mourns and sets up a touching funeral

my official title should be the Official Coughing Nazgul.

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I!



We got over 100 trick-or-treaters!

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

Witchy! I want to be in the Evil Laugh school too!

*Runs inside of the school laughing like a maniac*
"hehehehahahhehahehaheHA!"
*cough* *cough*
*Sits down*
*puts all of her weapons under her desk*

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Proud member of many clubs.

Thank you, to everyone who made these wonderful banners for me.

I!
*needs evil laugh lessons*
*MWUAHAHAHAHIHIHIHEHEHE*er... *blushes*
Well, that's not really....ya know what I mean..
HEY!*now understands why all enemies burst into laughter when she laughs her most evil laugh*
*DEFINATELY needs lessons*
*gets hungry*
*starts roasting rangers ( I think this one was called Thorongil or something...)*
*waits for class to begin*

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<center>COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!! ~NC~</center>

*sighs and begins to listen Metallica with the volume high as it can be...*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*listens to Apocalyptica - Nothing Else Matters inspired by Curunír and wonders where she got that from*

*tries to explain before she gets herself lynched*
Well... when I said "that's a Nazgûl" ... I meant... er... I meant to just encurage her.. to become nazgûly.. sure... that was it...
*steps closer to the pouting Tan and daughterofkings and whispers*
and also... you know... Black Speech is basically just to speak anything that sounds anything like mutilated Quenya with fell letters added and put together in an evil way *winks*

*stands in the back of the clssroom of the Evil Laugh School as she doesn't have any problems with Laughter at any rate but is rather curious anyway*

*discreetly elbows Witch-King*
Uhm.. Witchy... maybe we should consider promoting Arwen Arianna to the Nazgûl ranks... She's helping posting us to world domination so let's see how she will do in the Evil Laugh School!!

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*listening to Blind Guardian (Nightfall in Middle-Earth) Gregorian (Nothing Else Matters and CD "The Dark Side") and Nightwish (all songs)*
*Practises evil laughing*
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHI*gulp*
Well, that was better than my first try...another try.... MWUAHAHAHAHAAAA *is shocked!*I ...I did...did I...?....I DID IT! Skai burzûm!*can't see her how-do-I-laugh-most-evil sheet* *continues practising*
(hehe, sry, but my black speech ain't the best ...)*coughs* I dunno the grammar (if that language HAS a grammar, which I definately doubt)ARGH! Glob! Búbhosh glob! However....*calls servant * *shouts at him* *ILÙVATAR-DAMN BIGFOOT! GET ME SOME MARSHMELLOWS! RIGHT NOW!!!! AND FEED THE FELL BEAST! OR I'LL FEED YOU TO IT!!!* uhm...I thinkI should give the Fell Beast a name.....what about..........uhm.........A...r....a....g....o...r...n....s.....l....a....y.......e.....r...? YEAH! THAT'S IT! *names FB Aragornslayer*

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<center>COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!! ~NC~</center>

*is hungry again and goes off to find another hobbit to eat for lunch*

*elbows Arwen Arianna and Ea who are standing beside me* want to help me eat my hobbit?

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first lesson, no stuff like MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you want more like a serious laugh