erm...I don't think we have one, Curunir. You mean like myths? cos theres one about a giant making a hill near where i live, because he wanted to block the river, but couldn't be bothered to walk to it, so he dumped his shovel full of soil and it made a hill. Thats the only thing I can think of now...

Sean Bean does the Morrisons adverts???? ! My borther wants to write to them and ask for a list of all the reasons to shop at Morrisons.

*throws candy floss around*
*realises waste and eats candyfloss instead*

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*hurriedly grabs all the thrown candy floss she can find*
*hides in a corner*
*snickers evilly*
*realizes she did it right*
*look to see no one around*
Figures..


hmmm... you mean like from where you are like from like nationality or where you live?

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oh, you guys seem to have a lot of trouble...
*sneaks into Tanthoronial's corner*
*steals some candy floss*
*runs away*
*eats it all*
*sighs and feels sick*
*is hit by cellphone thrown at her*
OUCH!
I think I should create a new banner, too... Mine suck!!! Way too..friendly!

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*Tries to avoid all of the phones being thrown*
*stumbles on a rock and bumps her head*
OUCH!!!!!
*rubs head*
*eyes began to close*
*falls asleep*

ZzzzZzzz....

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*throws a giant inflatable phone at Frostbitten_Princess to wake her up*
WAKEY WAKEY RISE AND SHINE!

*hits hobbit on head with a big red phonebox*

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well that and just pondering does your country have it`s own national epic, if there is then what it is?

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*runs in waving arms*

*screech*

AHHHH!!! PHONES!!!!

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wasn't the whole reason that Tolkein wrote LOTR because England didn't have an epic? Cos if it was then my country doesn't have one (except for lotr )

*feels ill*
*yells at a hobbit*
*feels worse, because she has a sore throat*
*attacks legolas, who randomly appeared*

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*Wakes up*
OUCH!!
my head!
AGAIN!!
*grabs the inflatable phone from daughterofkings*
Mwwhahahahahahahaha!!!

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*grabs the inflatable phone back*
ITS MINE

*bakes a pie on a hobbits head*
eWw...hairy...
*throws pie at someone*

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*pies splats on me*

*sees red on cloak from cherry pie*

AHHH!!!! IM BLEEDING!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!

AHHHHH!!!

*whimpers*

I don't wanna die today...


Oh, wait...aren't Nazgul already dead? Oh, yeah, they're undead.

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*gives Ellethwen a cloth to clean herself up with*
hey, you mean...we're...invincible????

*leaps down a very big cliff* I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!
*thuds at the bottom*
I'm...hurt...*screeches*

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*points and laughs*

ahahahaha!

*cleans self off and throws rag at random hobbit*

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DON'TLAUGHATME!!!
*gets hysterical and throws a toilet at Ellethwen*
WHYISEVERYONELAUGHINGATME?!?!?!?

*is sooo not having a nervous breakdown*

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hmmm... I suppose we have epics... not quite sure what they are.. I mean there are hundreds of great writers in America.. guess its also a matter of opinion.. hehe

*doesn't notice candy floss has gone missing*
*smiles mischieveously*
*hears we're invinviblr*
*remembers the whole "would you jump if someone told you too" thing*
*realizes no one told her so its ok*
*jumps off the cliff after daughterofkings*
*lands and pulls her parachute cord*

hehe.. I was a little late on that

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well, technically Nazgul can't be undead because undead means not dead and we already died, right? so technically we're supposed to be dead but not in the Afterlife yet, which is why we're still on Middle-earth but since we're undead we can't die here so we're invincible but what about when Aragorn threw those torches on us at Weathertop they hurt didn't they don't you hate Aragorn? he's trying to defy our invincibility because technically we're undead because undead means not dead and we already died...

that was my third Undead Speech this month.

*goes and jumps off a cliff after Tanthoronial* *feels pain*

but I thought we were undead so we can't feel pain because technically...

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