*grins*


*is also slightly confused*
*realises she is always confused*
*shrugs*

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same here... same here

*hits his face in the door as his brother comes in(not really), but he did just enter the house) heh...*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*pours green paint over Mount Doom*
*runs away*
*finds herself in Curinir's dungeon*
*finds the Palantir*
*puts on protective anti-Palantir gloves*
*takes Palantir and replaces it with a look-a-like*
*grins evilly*
*sneaks out*
*hides Palantir*
*goes to stand next to the other Nazgul*

Oh my! Look what those nasty hobbitsss did! They made Mount Doom green, or is that blue, no wait it is green!

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*is confused*
*has no idea what's going on*
*doesn't know what to say*
*decides to post this pointless post anyways so we'll get more pages*

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what about the snow? *layers green paint with white*

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*leans on the palantir, realises that it doesn`t burn him and screams out*

Nooooooooo!!

*in Vader style, but get`s on Ushma and begins to look for the guilty one and sees the palantir on Tan, attacks Tan on Ushma*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*sees Curinir and Ushma coming*
uh-oh... i really should think first...

*ducks from Ushma*
*throws cotten candy at Curinir*
*runs and hides*

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*sees Curunir attacking Tanthoronial and remembers the flying bathtub* *realizes that we are dangerously close to a civil war*

*locks myself in dungeons*

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Thanx daughterofkings, it was worth a try... but... can hobbits spell the word shire? However...
*plants some cactus on Mt. Doom (they grow EVERYWHERE!!!)*
*Watches cactus turn grey-brown*
MY CACTUS!!!!!!!!
*er...I think NOW I know why Mordor is called the dead land....agriculture= impossible here*
*paints huge black cross where cactus has been*
*cries bor cactus and buries "him"*
*writes the name "Cactus" on gravestone*
*starts feeling strange*
Since when do Nazgûl cry when a PLANT dies?!? I think I should see my psychiatrist (hell, I just noticed that guy is HUMAN! His name is...something like...Dethar? no, ...Denethor? Yes, I think it was Denethor...) HEEEEEEEEELP!
*looks at angry Nazgûl faces around her*
*is banged on the head with something really hard...it is....a bathtub?*
OUCH!
*falls on floor unconcious*

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<center>COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!! ~NC~</center>

here are the statistics of the Nazgul Club:
2 Nazgul banged on the head with a bathtub
1 Nazgul being attacked by the Dungeon Keeper and his temperamental fell beast
1 cactus dead with a gravestone dedicated to it [cough] him
1 Nazgul with Denethor the gaylord as a psychiatrist
1 Mt. Doom painted pink and white and green
500 hobbits...

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOBBITS??!!!

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*walks in*
*has now only been away less than a day*
*looks [s]slightly[/s] very confused*
*looks over Lady Dark Moons stats*
Oh... that's what happened, thanks for the update!
*sees [s]a rainbow[/s] Mt. Doom*
Geez, guys this is resembling Mermaid Parade....!
*realizes there is nothing wrong with colors*
Yay, Eä the Multi-colored!!!!

*realizes she has almost as many posts as daughterofkings*

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*finds that my fell beast has eaten all 500 hobbits* *whacks fell beast over the head with a paintbrush and locks him up in the dungeons*

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*looks at minas morgul*
*screams because it is now pink*
*faints*

*sees Witchking faint* *goes and grabs a towel* *means to soak towel in water first but loses patience and just dumps 10 gallons of ice on Witchking's forhead*

*runs*

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*can't stop laughing whenever "King Baldwin IV" posts*
*whispers to the person standing next to her*
I just can't be serious when he is dressed like that!
*snickers*

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*looks at Eä*
*looks at Witchy who is no soaked*
*can't help the urg to snicker also*
*remembers she is hiding*
*stops snickering*

I'm on the stat's!! I'm on the stats!!
*yay*

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