*throws a hobbit into a lake full of irritated mutate sea bass*

now how did this lake got here??

*pulls the poor hobbits skeleton up*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

not sure*makes hobbit eat his disgusting fresh cooked orc casserole*i like the look on his face...

*tips an Orc over* 98 *tips another Orc* 99 *tips again* 100!!!!

*points finger in Saruman's face* HAH! beat you again!

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eh leave the poor wizard alone!

*kicks an orc in the nutts accidentally*

oh well

*chops the orcs head off and it takes a nice flight landing on the witch king`s head*

upssi duudel

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*flys in on Serendipity, collapses in a chair sighing* Camp is so hard.
I'm sorry but I can't stay for long.... just need to do laundry...
*falls asleep in the chair as she has only got an average of 4 hours of sleep per night the past week*

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*Runs out of his dungeon to inside his tavern and gets out of the door*

WWOHHOO!! Eä came back!! And made this clubs 500th hundred post! You deserve few elves to torture, good food, a nice bed from my(Cough..well mine and daughterofking`s to be exact) inn and almost anything you want!

*Dances around and drags Eä to his inn to relax*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*offers Eä an elf to torture and an Orc to tip*

*sends a disgruntled Saruman back to Orthanc with an order for more Orcs*

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*hears Eä is back and stopps skipping elf finger over the lava*

*gives Eä a hobbit*

That ones been annoying me all day... whining and moaning... he won't die... its a pity really

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out of elves again. maybe we should set up this sort of Fed Ex delivery system. we'll have a constant supply of elves.

*goes off to steal a Fed Ex truck and paint it with the Nazgul logo*

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Ea, your alive!!!!and Curunir, this orc heads your pay check for next month

*stabs a random hobbit*

this one was acting veeery odd...

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I sure hope that we get more elves soon...I need to vent my evil frustration somehow! All those First Born cowards are sailing over the sea. Do they really think they will be safe there while we exist? *evil grin*

*sticks pointy, sharp sticks through hobbit and roasts him over an open flame* Anyone for hobbit-kabobs? *prepares to share* Come, there's plenty for all!

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elves are so funny........they twitch when i throw mud in there hair

*comes up driving a huge white truck with the Nazgul logo painted in big letters on the side*

well, everyone. I'm taking orders. 300 elves and 500 hobbits are in demand to be delivered in 24 hours. anyone care to sign the pad?

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*doesn`t want to sign, but closes about 50 hobbits in a cage that they barely fit in and gets on Ushma who carriers the cage finally dropping it into the fires of mount doom*

Hah that showed em!!

*Suddenly loses control of Ushma and begins to dive towards the camp, Ushma glides up at the last moment but Curunir loses his grip and flies in his dungeon head first hitting an escaping elf in the face*

Thank you!

*Stomps on the elf*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

forget torture by sword*gets stretching rack*