oo a stretching rack.. they're always fun...

*hangs elf by their toes with chain over the side of the gate wall*

*hears them scream* *grins*

*hangs another elf by their hair*

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*pulls out an electric chair* what about this? think this could do some torture? *puts squirmy hobbit in and tets it out* ..yep..it works... *the smell of roast hobbit goes around*

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~Proud member of the Green Day Club!~

ill sign the pad.

*grabs the pad and sigsn it*

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i've got a jar of raeg
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Eek I'm back! *runs around terrorizing hobbits* *throws pickle pudding at elves* mwahahahaha!!

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

I'll gladly sign the pad too. The more elves available, the better.

*gets excited at thought of using electric chair and uses it on a few Noldor, watching their long stringy hair stand up*

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Ack! What's this pad all about? *goes back to read previous posts* Oh it's an order form thing

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

*makes a circular maze*
*sticks an elf and a hobbit inside it at opposdite ends*
*watches them run around*
*gets bored and throws an orc in too*

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*comes out of his dungeon feeling slightly dizzy and when sees Ushma runs to it*

Bad girl! Bad! Bad!....oh yeah...yea...you were supposed to be bad...

*hops on Ushma and goes hunting some elves*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

great, supporters! *puts on a nice white Fed Ex hat* thank you, madams and sirs. your delivery will be arriving shortly by mail.

*bows and zooms off in truck*
*accidentally runs into Mt Doom*
*tries again*
*accidentally runs into the Black Gate*
*somehow manages to get out of Mordor without damaging the truck TOO badly*

well, folks. that's what comes out of not having a driver's license

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sign me up for the Elrond Elf torture "dummy"

I still can't decide... I mean the Galadriel one is fun because it turns evil once and awhile... but cutting the Legolas "dummy's" hair makes it shriek sooo nicely...

Oh I give up... I'll go find a human... haven't seen one of them for awhile..

*gets on Dino to find a nice human*

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im gonna cook this dwarf, you have to let em cook for a long time there so tough

*zooms back in truck exactly 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds later*

*hands Elrond to Witch King*
*passes out cages of 300 elves and 500 hobbits*

If anyone needs me call the Nazgul Express. the number is 1-800-NAZ-EXPR

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*makes elrond watch as his daughter is forced to marry an orc and then elronds heart stops*that was funny

hehee

*comes back with a few humans chained*
*throws them in the dungeon*
Now we've got a good mix going!!

*forces a hobbit, elf and man to eat Orc cooking and see who dies first*

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*returns with Ushma taking great hight and then diving down with sirens screaming and bombs the surroudings of the camp with elves*

just like a stuka

*lands and looks at the witch king impatiently after checking WK`s forums if he has had an answer in the rp*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!