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PostPosted: August 3rd, 2005, 10:31 am 
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*vents my anger out on Denethor*

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oh, sorry Curunir, Back to torturing Elrond....


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drop bottles fly to the walls! hoses deeper into the nose! The guys ain`t going anywhere! :-D

If you escape from a group grave, then they`ll get you! They will put you into prison and shoot you! Ain`t it nicer in a real grave eh!?

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PostPosted: August 3rd, 2005, 1:14 pm 
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yes, it seems so


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99 stupid fat hobbits on the wall, 99 stupid fat hobbits... take one down, pass it around... 98 stupid fat hobbits on the wall....

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*watches to see who died*

Wow... you've lasted longer than I thought! More food for you!

*gets more Orc food*

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PostPosted: August 3rd, 2005, 7:00 pm 
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I'm going to make Elrond go to his daughters wedding with The Mouth of Sauron :-D


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PostPosted: August 3rd, 2005, 8:46 pm 
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Witch_King_of_Angmar wrote:
I'm going to make Elrond go to his daughters wedding with The Mouth of Sauron :-D


Why not throw Aragorn into the mix? We can make him be the best man :sly:

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*wakes up in the inn three and discovers she's been sleeping for three pages* Thanks for being so nice guys!
*remembers her laundry and rushes out accompanied by U2's Beautiful Day*

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*dances around for no apparent reason and then almost pukes on Eä, runs to his dungeon and comes out with a good feeling and then a poor hobbit covered in puke comes out.*

"Aha! don`t you try to escape!"

*Hobbit screams as Curunir chops it`s head off*

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7 stupid fat hobbits on the wall, 7 stupid fat hobbits, take one down pass it around, 6 stupid fat hobbits on the wall....

*comes along and brings balloons to the wedding*

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Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

*pours foul serum down the throat of 5 chained hobbits and watches as they writhe and begin to melt into a puddle of blood*

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The Best man for Arwens wedding is going to be......DA DA DA, SMEAGOL. And the bridesmaids are going to be ghosts


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mmm, let me see, what did I miss...... *checks note to self with things she needs to comment*
Nienna.. or Lady Nienna, you had a name change.... and Tantho... *stops since she always forgets how to spell the name when halfway through and has to scroll down to copy/paste... but realizes she is too lazy to do that today and leaves the name unfinished hoping no one will notice* hehe he
that's a great avatar with the strange islands.... *searches her brain but can¨t remember where it is from* where's it from? :angel:

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PostPosted: August 4th, 2005, 2:11 pm 
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Time for the wedding(brings cake)


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cake? how unoriginal. *starts tossing together long strips of hobbits and elves for spaghetti* *used blood and organs for meatballs and sauce*

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