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Author:  luthien_elenduiel [ July 13th, 2005, 1:57 am ]
Post subject:  Cave Troll rights!!!

I am a fan of the poor trolls!!!! I mean they are sort of just big lumbering guys that get endentured by Orcs and such!!!! Who will speak for the trolls I ask you!

Author:  [ July 13th, 2005, 12:32 pm ]
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This is too funny!!! *LMAO*

Ahem... well, of course you're right, cave trolls truly deserve rights!! Is there any evidence that they feel oppressed, any data collected to support this thesis? Are you in contact with existing groups or even organizations among the trolls already working on improving their situation? :angel:

Author:  luthien_elenduiel [ July 13th, 2005, 2:31 pm ]
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My first evidence was the poor fellow that was used in the Mines of Moria! He was on a leash (how de-human...um, de-trollizing)! He was obviously scared and had no clue why he was fighting!!! Notice that by the time he even knows what he is is fighting he is mortally wounded..sniff..

No one has been able to comment (or has returned from)whether the trolls in Mordor are actually part of the cause or have been brain washed into that darn catapult duty! Some serious mediation needs to happen.
Does Sauron provide adaquate sunscrren for the poor dears? That cloudy sky hocus-pocus in just un-safe.

I maintian that trolls are a bit like Polar bears...big, dangerous, hungry, but maligned!

I need to find a troll delagate who won't get "et", when he or she meets them :)


(Hee-Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!)

Author:  [ August 11th, 2005, 1:40 pm ]
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Any progress yet on this super highly relevant topic? :angel:

Author:  Agent Thompson [ August 11th, 2005, 1:49 pm ]
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If I saw a Cave troll I'd get the shotgun.

Author:  tim4x [ August 11th, 2005, 3:39 pm ]
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Agent Thompson wrote:
If I saw a Cave troll I'd get the shotgun.
*Gasps* YOU ARE TERRIBLY HORRIBLY EXTREMELY AND UNDOUBTABLY CRUEL!

By the way, I'd like to join. :-D

Author:  Pirogoeth of Kuith [ August 11th, 2005, 3:47 pm ]
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Aragorn wrote:
Agent Thompson wrote:
If I saw a Cave troll I'd get the shotgun.
*Gasps* YOU ARE TERRIBLY HORRIBLY EXTREMELY AND UNDOUBTABLY CRUEL!



hmmmm.... you have good points. poor little.....ahem.....BIG dudes.....

they have no clue what's going on! ok, they have my pity

Author:  luthien_elenduiel [ August 13th, 2005, 2:22 am ]
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Well Eä, we now have Aragorn in the cause :bounce:

And some rathere heated debate on the application of shotguns to trolls :bones:

Do we have a volunteer to meet with the trolls ...anybody? I'll provide armour :blink:

Author:  [ August 13th, 2005, 2:54 pm ]
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Let's send Aragorn!!! He seems devoted *lowers voice* and insane enough to go.... :angel:

*starts making a banner saying: Cave trolls have feelings too*

Author:  Agent Thompson [ August 13th, 2005, 6:58 pm ]
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Well in that case I'll have to get the M-1 and armor peircing bullets

Author:  Johnny's Fan [ August 13th, 2005, 7:09 pm ]
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Cruel. Wicked. Heartless.

I liked what PJ said on one of the documentaries about how he felt sorry for the Cave Troll the Fellowship battled with in Moria. It was obvious it had been captured and taken from it's home and it had been cruelly treated by the orcs. He said he imagined there was a mother cave troll with a bed turned down and a glass of milk ready, waiting for her son to come back home to tuck him in....which she never will be able to do. He found that sad.

The Cave Troll had nothing against the Fellowship personally but he wuld probably be punished by the Orcs if he didn't do what they wanted him to do. I think in ROTK the troll looked really disappointed when Gothmog wasn't squashed by the boulder.

Author:  Agent Thompson [ August 13th, 2005, 7:12 pm ]
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*loads M-1* BRING IT ON!

Author:  Johnny's Fan [ August 13th, 2005, 7:24 pm ]
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Ok....

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Author:  Agent Thompson [ August 13th, 2005, 7:27 pm ]
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Okay....*puts holes in their heads* Too easy. They have practically no brain

Author:  [ August 14th, 2005, 6:26 am ]
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*steps in between Agent Thompson and the cave trolls*

Stop it!! Obviously you didn't get the point of this thread *points at Agent Thompson with a slightly angry look on her face*
Please behave or leave this place! :pirate:

Author:  Agent Thompson [ August 16th, 2005, 8:33 am ]
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Oooooo yeah the rights of those monstorus slime creatures. Good idea. *sticks hand into passerby and clones him into another Thompson then posses another passerby* Have fun

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