*says in breaths, cuz fighting evil ninja-wizard monkeys is hard work!* I don't think it's dumb! *a monkey licks her arm* EWWWWWWWW!!!!! It licked me! Yucky, quick, sumone get me some disinfectant! Oh yeah, the monkeys. *quickly shots a bunch down w/ her toy bow* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're putting mustaches, black teeth, etc. on Elijah Woods picture* Monkeys must pay! *gets in a freaky, mad rage, which turns out to be good, cuz she shots a lot and they turn into dandelions, cuz they're magic arrows* Can I go home now?

Magic arrows!!! Imagine if Legolas had those and all the orcs he shot turned into dandelions...

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I wanna join!!!!

But what if he shot himself? Legolas+dandelion=Legelion(that would be scary )

And now for my song number!

Pig Island!! Piiiiiiiiggg Island!!!!!!! What a wonderful place to beeeee!!! They play on the beaches the color of peaches beside the sparkling seeeaaaaa!

Changes abruptly to the most random song ever created:

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coo coo ca choo!!!!!

Mister city, policemen city, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how we run, I’m cryin’
I’m cry, I’m cryin’, I’m cry
Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye...

...attacked by a troop of pink-striped monkeys. Grabs the dead dog and joins in the fray, swinging it like a club. Custard splatters.

I AM THE WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao! That is so my new name for him!

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To monkeys: Kneel! Kneel before my awesome strength!! *Is kicked in the head by a particuarly nasty one, falls to the groud dazed* Legelion: still pretty scary. *Sees a green-bodied Legolas with a mane of petals surrounding his yellow head* It burns!!! *Is hung from the streetlamp with Eä* Hi! *Begins letter*
Dear Dr. Phil, I need your help. I think I'm insane. Do you like pizza? I like pizza! I had pizza for breakfast yesterday!!! My uncle likes pizza too. Sometimes I hear voices talking about pizza...

"Get your feet out of my eye sockets!"
"I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in you corneas!"-Spongebob and The Strangler

WALRUS ARE COOL!!!

Look it...my eye is twitching..

O.o

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Eragonshadeslayer... you're new right? Welcome to the club
*decides to fight the monkeys.... but doesn't know how too, collapses in the heat trying to look pretty and awaits her rescuer*

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Yes I am new. Wheeeeeeeee! All the blood is rushing to my head...

Walrus are cool, but Elephant Seals are better. During mating season, the males inflate their nasal cavities into red, fleshy baloons. The guys with the reddest and largest get the girls... wouldn't it be cool if humans did that?

Dr Phil has abandoned me!!!!!!

*Gnaws at the ropes until they break, falls to the ground* owwwwww...
Does anyone else know The Lumberjack Song? I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!!! *Monkeys fall dead by the dozen*

Yeah, both of my eyes started twitching because on the way to the Trilogy Exhibiton in Houston, we got stuck in traffic and then got lost. It was rather creepy.

Dr. Phil is not real, my friend!

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Then who is it on the Dr. Phil Show?

It's an evil moneky who took the REAL Dr. Phil, made Dr. Phil a monkey, and made himself Dr. Phil!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything I know is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will pay!!!!!!! *Pulls out a... cell phone.* Yes, I would like a ticket for the Dr. Phil Show. Tonight? Yeah! Thanks. *Brandishes a wickedly sharp hand-and-half sword* Brisingr! *Red flames shoot along the blade* Well, I'm off to "meet" Dr. Phil!

Elapsed time: 2 hours
Newscaster: Earlier today an irate audience member of the Dr. Phil Show, jumped on stage and decapitated the unfortunate Phil...

Hi guys!*Hold up a sack with a large round object inside.*

Note: I tickle the ickle fickle pickle

It is all an illusion..... and there is no spoon!

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can I join?

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No spoon?????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! My world is collapsing around me!!!!!!!! First Dr. Phil, now the spoons???

I have goats in my pants!!!!

Spoons?! I like to poke badgers with spoons...

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