yeah... I know a slightly weird song:

Punky's Dilemma
by
Simon & Garfunkel

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

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I know another one, it's hilarious...the refrain goes something like this:

"Let's go tickle a cow, anybody want to tickle a cow?
Let's go tickle a cow, anybody want to tickle a cow?
Just don't push them down,
Just don't push them down, right?"

It's a really hilarious song called "Tickle a Cow", but I forget who sings it and the rest of the words, I'll try to find them

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^it sounds like something for me! Very funny!

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I was a member and I would love to join such a random club again!

tehawtehawtehaw.....

SQUIRRELS are EVIL!

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Dudes! The monkeys are taking over!!! Run for your lives!!!!

*is strangled from behind by monkey*

Save yourselves!!!!!!!!

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{Beri}

*divetackles the monkey who is attacking Beriadanwen* Okokok, I've got him....can't hold him much longer.... *gasp* If...I ...die... *more gasping* Please tell my mom.... *a tear falls* that I didn't die an honorable or memorable death.... *cries* Goodbye world.....
*is dragged away by her feet by the evil monkey and his friends to torment and death*

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NOOOOO!!!! Eä!!!! We'll save you!!! *gets all the club members together to make a plan to save Eä* *members decide to forget the plan and everyone aimlessly charges at the monkeys*

To be continued....hahaha that bugs me so much when something is to be continued.

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{Beri}

Yeah....it bugs me too ...especially right now....
*looks up to see the evil band of monkeys has reached the hidden camp and ducttapes her to a street lamp (very conveniently placed in the depth of the wood!)*

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Ahhh....evil monkey....

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You've gotta have a frisbee. Life ain't worth living without it!

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*looks like an eager puppy* Oh oh, pick me, pick me, I wanna be in the club too! Yeah, randomness in various (the best word ever) ways!

welcome person with the hard-to-spell-name!!!

Im going to call you PWTHTSN
9you should know what that is an acronym for0

Yes...various randomnes...

OMG!!! FLYIGN MONKEYS!!!

3 big ones. : )

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Yay! I wanna join! *ish random*

Orange potatoes frequently gobbble yellow packages of funny gargantuan mountains!

*knows random song*
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

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Yeah, I get to be in the club! Wuhu! Omg, monkeys! They're so.....evily cute! I DON'T know what that means, because I am a blonde brunet, and proud of it too! It's pronounced Bay-neth-iell (Elvish for my real name.) NOBODY can pronounce it, just like NOBODY can spell my real name, so in other words; my parents should have been smarter when naming me. Oh well! *chases monkeys with giant monkey-swater* Fly away monkeys, fly away! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^well, noone can spell my real name either... But we have more important things to do! Invasion of monkeys! Argh!
*grabs plastic sword bought in a toy store and begins fighting with monkeys in a true Will Turner way (or... whatever)*

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Can I join?

(this is a song lyrics I created)
I feel like I'm painting the sky
With green grass that grows before my eyes...

^ Okay I know its plain stupid. But oh well

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