Rizzo: Captured by crazed wild boars and about to be sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.
Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?

Rizzo: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie.

Rizzo: I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience

Spa'am: Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye

Gonzo: Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians!

Squire Trelawney: Gentlemen, this is a genuine bona-fide treasure map.
Jim Hawkins: Really?
Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.
[pause]
Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimbo is the man who lives inside my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon.
[puts finger to his ear]
Squire Trelawney: Oh... twice.
Rizzo: I smell a bozo.

Captain Abraham Smollett: Bejamiana, I'm sorry.
Benjamina Gunn: SORRY? No, pal, sorry doesn't cut it. You left me standing on the ALTAR! My mother had come all the way from France! I was wearing her white heirloom wedding dress! THE CAKE WAS FILLED WITH LEMON CUSTARD!

Never gets old. Never gets old...