*Has actually finished reading it, and believes that she has calmed down enough to type coherently*

*Sigh* I was completely hoping for Jacob/Leah love.

One of my friends has told me to just 'accept' that Bella is a Mary-sue, and to not let it ruin the story for me. O.o Well, this friend doesn't like Bella either, so I guess...I don't know...I don't like Bella. At all.

Anyways...

The Volturi are kinda-sort of awesome. Even though there wasn't a fight scene. I mean, how Aro, Caius, and Marcus can get along (if you can call it that), even though they have completely conflicting personalities. I really like Marcus. Even though he's probably the most mysterious character ever--I think he spoke a grand total of...once? I just find it amusing how he's bored about everything. Also, I think he's kinda the neutralizer between Aro and Caius.

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and I'm still a dreamer, a believer
I've lost my faith in so many things but I still believe in You

Woot! Estel, I was also hoping for Jacob and Leah to get together. They'd have been an awesome couple, but SM loves Bella too much to have Jacob leave her and get an actual life outisde of hers. Which sucks for him.

Yes, I completely agree that Bella has been a Mary-Sue from the start, I just tried to give her a bit of dignity...oh well! *shrug*

I would just like to add that Bella and Edward are terrible parents. After Bella becomes a Vamp she like "You. Me. Sex. Now!" And

Edward: "Uh..child? But she could wait."

Bella: "Oh right, parental thing. Ohkkayy *insert sigh and random description about how hawt edward is*

Bella: *picks up Nessie* Okay, that's enough parenting today! *hands off to Jacob* Have fun trying to make getting in her diapers seem not creepy!

Honestly though, do those two do anything other than hold the kid a few times?

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Heavens no. Hell Yeah.


Set 1: Nurr | Set 2: Me

I'm reading it now. And I got through the wedding night and I got a kick out of the pillow ripping and the broken headboard.

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Faith isn't the ability to believe long and far into the misty future.
It's simply taking God at His Word and taking the next step Joni Erickson Tada