I get it, alright? My colleagues are going to wax nostalgic about watches they've had in their possession link for decades on end – watches that take them back to college and high school. But that's not really the point of this exercise. This is a good old-fashioned horological link throwdown – though not literally, because if I threw my watch down it could break and I've already chipped the crystal (it's not dust, so please don't link tell me to wipe it off). Anyway, let's move on.