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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: March 29th, 2017, 7:43 am 
Dunedain Ranger of Arnor
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Dear Pandora Radio,

Thank you for remembering my bookmarked artists and tracks!

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An avid user/listener

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PostPosted: March 30th, 2017, 4:27 pm 
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Dear Driving Idiots:

Please don't pull in front of me to make the exit at the last second when there is no one behind me! You're lucky I don't rear-end you!

Yours truly,

The Irritated Driver Who Managed To Not Honk Or Flip You Off Because I Was So Busy Applying My Brakes!!! :P

(Don't worry... In this day and age, I don't do anything to cause road rage. You never know who sits behind that wheel... :( )




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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: April 18th, 2017, 3:51 am 
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Dear motorcycle commuter,

I get it you are a motorcycle and are allowed to go to the front of the cue at traffic lights, but if you are going to do so, could you not drove 10 kph slower than the speed limit so everyone has to go around you only to have you get in front of everyone at another light?. Middle digits to you sir for being the proverbial @-Hole.

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A commuter who is adjusting their start time simply to avoid you.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: April 18th, 2017, 3:25 pm 
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Dear Senior Lady,

Apparently you passed your driver's test, god only knows how. Perhaps it's time for a check-up with the Ophthalmologist. I only say this because apparently you did not see the large, red, octagonal sign with STOP! on it when you sailed on through the intersection, nearly running over a lady crossing IN THE CROSSWALK.

PO'd Village Motorist

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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: May 19th, 2017, 5:18 pm 
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Dear weather,

It's too damn hot! Three days it's been too hot. Too hot for this time of the year and too fast. Please tone down it a bit.

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Gersemi, who can't take it anymore.

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PostPosted: May 19th, 2017, 7:01 pm 
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Dear Neighbour,

Driving with your dog in your lap is actually illegal.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: May 19th, 2017, 9:27 pm 
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Dear Age,

Can you back off on the body aches and pains a bit?

Sincerely,
a fifty-niner

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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: May 20th, 2017, 5:38 pm 
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Dear stomach,

You are not hungry, you're just bored.

Signed,
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PostPosted: May 22nd, 2017, 1:46 pm 
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Dear Right Ear,

Damn it! Just unblock yourself! You're beyond annoying!

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PostPosted: May 23rd, 2017, 4:20 pm 
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Dear cat,

Learn to keep your ass in the damn box! I'm tired of cleaning piss off my floor.

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PostPosted: May 24th, 2017, 2:54 am 
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Dear van driver with your business advertising all over it

You should drive competently. Based on your idiotic skills at driving this morning, I cannot recommend your business.

Signed, the car you nearly lanechanged into.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: May 24th, 2017, 6:32 pm 
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Dear nose,

The sneezing can stop now, and the turn off the faucet too while you're at it, thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: May 26th, 2017, 5:04 am 
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Dear Car Battery,

Keep starting the car until Sunday. I'll replace you then.

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they guy who starts the car.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread
PostPosted: May 26th, 2017, 7:29 pm 
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Dear pine trees,

are you quite done with your freakin’ pollination?!? I had my car in the car wash maybe a week ago, and now it looks worse than before. And it is supposed to be silver-metallic colored, not dirty yellow!

Annoyed car owner who wasted money on a car wash. :annoyed:

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PostPosted: May 27th, 2017, 6:00 pm 
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Gandolorin wrote:
Dear pine trees,

are you quite done with your freakin’ pollination?!? I had my car in the car wash maybe a week ago, and now it looks worse than before. And it is supposed to be silver-metallic colored, not dirty yellow!

Annoyed car owner who wasted money on a car wash. :annoyed:


I feel your pain, Gando. My car is filthy from pollen as well and I've been holding off washing it until the damned filberts stop shedding it.

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PostPosted: May 28th, 2017, 2:40 pm 
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Evil.Shieldmaiden wrote:
I feel your pain, Gando ...

Ah, no, pain would be a very excessive description of my reaction. I mean, the car is fifteen-and-a-half years old, though on the other hand it has only 86.000 km “mileage”. What made the whole thing even more annoying is that in the short time span between the car wash and the wind-intensified “yellow smog” of the pines, I got caught in a rain shower. The semi-subterranean garage is decidedly cooler than the surroundings, so the car was probably still damp when the pines let fly. My car is not just dirty yellow, it is also dirty-yellow-speckled where water drops had not yet evaporated before absorbing lots of pollen. :annoyed:

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