Hehe, it's nice to have fans of my mad Gollum and Smeagol ramblings

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Dear Our Diary,

We're sick of trailing around after nasstyy hobbits. They has our preciouss, and we have to run abouts after them. What about OUR plans, hmm, preciouss, my love? What abouts the planss WE had?

What were our plans, preciouss?

Trail about after hobbitss, hoping to steal the precious.

Isn't that what we're doing now, preciouss?

Well...
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SHUT UP!

Yes preciouss!! Don't hurt Smeagol, poor, poor, poor, poor Smeagol! He grovels and tries his best, yes he does, he does precious! AIIEEEEEEEERRRARUUUUAAARRRRRR!

Oh shut up precious.

Yes precious.

What if... we led the hobbitses... to the nasstyy tour guide of the tunnel?

We doesn't want to see her again. She promised she wouldn't eat us because we smells like garbage, yes we does precious.

FOOL! She could kill the hobbitses for us and we takes back the preciouss. No hobbitses, no nasstyy hotel to hunt for. No nasstyy hotel manager that chainses us in dungeons.

It sounds very risky, precious.

Well I'M the one in charge, precious, and doesn't you want the preciouss back, my love?

Yes, I doesss. For meeee!

For us.

Yes, precious.

We has to go now but we shall write more about this.
Love Gollumxxxxxx

and smeagolxxxxxxxxxxxx

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