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Post subject: Posted: November 25th, 2009, 4:54 pm |
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Joined: 09 September 2008 Posts: 639 Location: In the dim recesses of my head...
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LOL! Aragorn wetting his pants over Theoden? "Oi, sunshine!" *Falls over and tries not to die laughing at this and all the other ones she missed from months ago*
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Post subject: Posted: November 25th, 2009, 6:23 pm |
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Joined: 02 February 2007 Posts: 2563 Location: Valinor Country:
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*tries not to die of laughter* Theoden...*snort* using Aragorn's legs... *giggle* for a ceremonial dance. *falls out of her chair* Priceless! 
_________________  Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007 [!+^$%=#?&] The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul School ate my life. *sigh*
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Post subject: Posted: November 25th, 2009, 6:57 pm |
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I'm so glad you liked it, guys, hehe  So now here is more of Theoden, with Eomer to join him!
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TheodenKing: logged on Oi, Eomer. I gave him the warn-off. I don’t think he’s going to go anywhere near her after that, eh?
RohirrimBoy: So you gave him the old I’ll-tear-your-legs-off-and-use-them-like-drumsticks approach, right?
TheodenKing: I certainly did, m’boy. You know as well as I do that no one but the best is good enough for Eowyn. And I ain’t seen any men who look like they’re the best around here lately.
RohirrimBoy: No. Aragorn’s alright, but I couldn’t face him as a brother-in-law. He’d be forever upstaging us, anyway. And you seen that shifty look in his eye? He’s got a girl in Rivendell, ain’t he?
TheodenKing: Is that so? No one, but NO ONE, makes advances at my niece when he’s already previously engaged to another. That’s it. I’m upping my drumstick threat. I will not only use them in a ceremonial dance. I’ll dip ‘em in spicy salsa sauce like little nibbles, then I’ll start on his arms and all.
RohirrimBoy: I dunno, guv. He’s wiry and all that, but he might put up a bit of a fight.
TheodenKing: Not with my lads restraining him he won’t. We’ll give him the going over. I am sure that Eowyn will be a lot happier once he is torn limb from limb, and covered in spicy salsa sauce.
RohirrimBoy: Meh, maybe you’re right.
EvenstarGirlie: logged on WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY ARAGORN?!
TheodenKing: Oh, right. You must be the missus. Well madam we’re going to treat him like a barbecue meal. Nothing against you personally. But his intentions towards my niece, I find threatening.
EvenstarGirlie: But he loves ME!!!!!!!
RohirrimBoy: All the more reason. A taken man should never make advances towards a pretty girl like Eowyn.
TheodenKing: So, madam… SHUT UP, and leave us to our own devices.
EvenstarGirlie: *Sniffles* This is just typical. I’m meant to be queen, and Aragorn goes and meets this girl from Rohan whose male relatives want to chop Aragorn like a barbecue steak… WELL FINE THEN!!!! I’M GOING TO TELL MY DADDY AND HE’LL SEND FOAM HORSES TO GET YOU!
TheodenKing: Can’t this bird take a hint? BEAT IT, MADAM!
EvenstarGirlie: FINE! I DON’T LIKE YOU ANYWAY! logged off
RohirrimBoy: Nice one, squire.
TheodenKing: All in a day’s work, lad.
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Post subject: Posted: November 25th, 2009, 7:39 pm |
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Joined: 02 February 2007 Posts: 2563 Location: Valinor Country:
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*he he he!* Drumsticks! Spicy salsa sauce! Wait... why am I finding this funny? Poor Aragorn. *resumes laughter* But it's so hillarious!
_________________  Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007 [!+^$%=#?&] The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul School ate my life. *sigh*
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2009, 10:10 am |
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Joined: 09 August 2006 Posts: 6728
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"I think I just wet my pants."
As Legsy would say: ROFL ROFL OMG PRICELESS! <33333
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2009, 12:03 pm |
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Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 4746 Country:
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Have I mentioned that I love you?
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2009, 8:46 pm |
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Joined: 09 September 2008 Posts: 639 Location: In the dim recesses of my head...
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*Laughs* Oh dear...
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2009, 12:24 pm |
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Awww so pretty colours on the conversation with Arwen/Aragorn/Mouth of Sauron!!!
Quote: "TheodenKing: Alright, sunshine. Keep your hair on. I ain’t gonna do you no harm. But I promise you… if you so much as say HELLO with the wrong look on your face to that precious piece of sunlight AKA my lovely niece I will rip off your legs and use them in a ceremonial dance."
Absolutely ROTFL!!!
Actually, love the whole convo... one of the best lately! 
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Post subject: Posted: December 7th, 2009, 10:52 am |
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Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 3694 Location: A hidden forest in Middle-Earth Country:
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More, more!  We demandssss it, precioussssss.
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Post subject: Posted: December 7th, 2009, 12:10 pm |
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Yes! We demand mucha, mucha more!!
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Post subject: Posted: January 14th, 2010, 5:55 pm |
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Joined: 18 October 2007 Posts: 4502
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Hehe, thank you so much, guys  <3 Introducing Pippin!
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MirkwoodPrince: Aragornsy…
HeirofGondor: Yeah, what? And don’t call me that.
MirkwoodPrince: ROFL what else am I going to call you, silly? Anyway… Mr. Theoden says we’re going to war.
HeirofGondor: …Um, yeah! We’re preparing to go just now. Didn’t you hear, in the hall, when I rushed it and said Gondor calls for aid? You looked like you understood!
MirkwoodPrince: Ummm hahahahaaaaa. Yeahhh. ROFL. I just didn’t want everyone to think I was, you know, stupid, if I put up my hand and said I don’t understand. lolz!
HeirofGondor: I made it plain enough. Look, are you getting ready? You will bring your bow and daggers and everything?
MirkwoodPrince: LOL LOL <3 I almost forgot them!!! Thanks Aragornsy! <3
HeirofGondor: .... Oh dear, I’m gonna have to leave you, Legsy. EOWYN IS WALKING TOWARDS ME RIGHT NOW.
MirkwoodPrince: OMG OMG you are so dead if you talk to her.
HeirofGondor: Yup, pretty much. Theoden said what he’ll do to me if I even so much as look at her. But, on the other hand, she’s really pretty! Ooooooooooomg I’ve got to go. DON’T TELL THEODEN.
MirkwoodPrince: Nooooo sir-eeeee! ROFL!!!
HeirofGondor: logged off
TheodenKing: logged on Where’s the ranger, sonny?
MirkwoodPrince: OMG haha he’s talking to Eowyn! <3
TheodenKing: I’LL RIP HIS ARMS OFF! logged off
MirkwoodPrince: Um… oops. LOLZ LOLZ <333
FoolOfaTook: logged on ROFL ROFL! Haha, it’s Legsy! How’s it going! With the hair! And the teeth! And the shiny shiny hair!
MirkwoodPrince: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! <333 Pippin you are so cute, you remind me of someone. Who???
FoolOfaTook: You???? <3
MirkwoodPrince: OMG YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! <3
FoolOfaTook: HAAHHAHAAAAA! <333
MirkwoodPrince: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! lolz lolz <3
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Post subject: Posted: January 14th, 2010, 7:06 pm |
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 Oh dear, I luffles silly stupid Legsy but Pippin too? So cute. xD
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Post subject: Posted: January 14th, 2010, 11:15 pm |
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Joined: 27 February 2006 Posts: 11433 Location: My Imagination Country:
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Wow, this really brightened my day! Dont stop writting this!
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Post subject: Posted: January 15th, 2010, 12:40 am |
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I luveh me mah Legsy and Pippin!
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Post subject: Posted: January 15th, 2010, 12:58 pm |
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Joined: 18 October 2007 Posts: 4502
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Wow, I'm really glad you're all enjoying it  Here's some more!
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FoolOfaTook: logged on GANDALF!!! MY BED’S ALL SMELLY!
GoodWizard: For pity’s sake, you do nothing but complain and whinge! I’m starting to wonder why I ever brought you to Gondor in the first place. It’s all “ooh Gandalf I’m hungry” and “ooh Gandalf look at that ugly man”. Did you HAVE to talk about Lord Denathor so disrespectfully? I mean, you’re not doing anything for my credibility!
FoolOfaTook: ROFL I’m sorry Gandalf!!! But we all know why you brought me here, because I acted like a right idiot in Rohan, lolz lolz <333
GoodWizard: Too right you did. I mean, first Moria, now this.
FoolOfaTook: LOL LOL. <333 That was a bit of a hiccup. You know, I quite liked Rohan really!!! All the hay you can eat!!!
GoodWizard: Good gracious, you didn’t EAT THE HAY??? What are you, a HORSE?
FoolOfaTook: Speaking of horses, you remember Sam’s pony Bill? <333 ROFL I wonder what happened to him!!!!!!
GoodWizard: Let’s not even go there. The important thing is that you act SENSIBLY whilst you’re in Gondor. You might as well redeem yourself of your idiocy before we all die.
FoolOfaTook: LOL you are funny, Gandalfy. <3
GoodWizard: Oh, I’ve had about enough of this! YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT! logged off
EvenstarGirlie: logged on Pippin? OMG, one of the hob-obbits, the cute little men! <3
FoolOfaTook: OMG HI ARWEN! ROFL so good to hear from you. <3 Wanna know what Aragorn’s been up to?
EvenstarGirlie: ….No.
FoolOfaTook: But he’s your boyfriend! LOLZ!
EvenstarGirlie: Oh yes. But I hate hearing ALL THE TIME about how GREAT he gets along with that Rohirric girl Eowyn who’s so pretty and fights really well!!!
FoolOfaTook: Yes well you would hate that wouldn’t you ROFL? <333
EvenstarGirlie: SHUT UP!!! logged off
FoolOfaTook: Why does everybody always leave me alone? ROFL!!!!!
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Post subject: Posted: January 16th, 2010, 2:34 am |
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Joined: 08 October 2006 Posts: 4629 Location: Imladris Country:
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*falls over in giggle fit* More please!!
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