Same here.

And I have to get off now.

What would you do if Middle Earth had coffee? (I swear they do, and Faramir is totally jacked up on it in the book! He didn't sleep for 2 days, and yet is wide awake and ready to shoot Smeagol! COFFEE, I SAAAAY.)

(PS:Does Faramir like lattés? )

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I would be epic happy, because my life is nothing without coffee. (it's like... it's like a baby angel... rofl)

aw, sadness.

what would you do if Faramir wanted to die his hair blue?

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thanks for the Hobbit Team banner, Lembas!

Well, considering his hair is actually dark, not blonde, I would suggest he limit the blue to highlights rather than an overall dye job.

What would you do if Gandalf asked you to replace Sam as Frodo's tag-along buddy?

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be really happy! and then tell Sam to come too

what would you do if Theoden gave you a bowl of macaroni and told you to give it to Grima?

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thanks for the Hobbit Team banner, Lembas!

Throw each individual noodle at Gríma while shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" even though it's the wrong product.

What would you do if Gríma was pelting YOU with Mac & cheese?

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I would grad my marshmallow gun and shoot him. multiple times

what would you do if Gollum started singing a love song?

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thanks for the Hobbit Team banner, Lembas!

Depends who he's singing it TO... If it's me, well, hit him with the pan full of macaroni

What would you do if Aragorn started taking hula dance lessons?

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run and tell Arwen!

what would you do if you caught Legolas singing with a hairbrush?

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Isn't that normal? JK, I'd laugh and tell him it was time to shave his head so he could get rid of the hairbrush.

What would you do if you found out that Faramir was a TRAITOR!!!

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Join the dark side

What would you do if Gollum hacked this forum and changed it to Precious-Gollum instead of Arwen-Undomiel?

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First I would laugh, then I would find him and post embarrassing pictures of him (after I changed the name back), and then (as another sort of punishment) make him find Frodo.

what would you do if chocolate didn't exist in middle earth?

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I'll go crazy or probably make my own version of chocolate or maybe make chocolate out of muds. (Like orcs) *Anyway, it's disgusting*

What would you do if you met Sauron in personal?

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run awaaaaaay!

what would you do if Gollum bought a wig?

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I'll tell him to use it for himself so that he will look like a human even for a bit

What would you do if you found out that Haldir has a crush on you?

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I would.... run away again! (ok, maybe not, but still.)

what would you do if Aragorn dared you to tweeze Saruman's eyebrows while he was asleep?

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Do it, and giggle all the while. But the moment he wakes up... I'm outta there!

What would you do if you had to spoon-feed an orc?

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