"What an earth is zip-wiring?.... Oh well." *goes off and makes cookies*

If someone told told you that Elijah refused to let his fans see his eyes anymore, you'd say...?

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Waaaaaaaaaaah! *hehe*

If someone told you that Gandalf and the Balrog had feelings for each other and they were fighting a lovers' quarrel and that their fall down the abyss together was a metaphor for coupling... (you know what) ... what would you say? (they were both Maiar after all)

"You've been reading those 'Very Secret Diaries' too much, my friend. A bit like Elrond's dirty weekend with Sauron, muwhaha."

If someone told you there'd be no more wars, you'd say...?

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(um...yeah guys, as much as I'm sure those diaries are funny, (I haven't read them because of some of the material I heard was put in there) let's try to keep the slash-talk down to a minimum, ok? I'm sorry, I just really don't like it...)

"Well, why?! Where's all the fun in life without WARS?! Just kiddin'. "

If someone told you that a zillion bugs were going to come down and eat everything and everyone on the earth except you, you'd say...?

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...That we're going to need a lot of exterminators

If someone told you that they wanted you to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with....a Herring!! you would say....

(lol soz if you haven't seen Monty Python and the holy grail, you won't get this at all!!)

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"I see...have you ever perhaps heard of something that has to do with the nickname for "Montgomery" and a certain type of snake?"

If someone told you that Captain Jack Sparrow was going to come up to your house and ask for directions in five seconds, you'd say...?

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"I better look good when he comes over. I can't wait!!!!!! It is so exciting!!!"

"If someone said Legolas was going to give you private archery lessons, you say........

good i hope he can help me improve

of someone told you that pj decided not to do the hobbit you say....

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I am the darkness that creates the shadow....i am the essence of night its self.... i am gone before u even knew i was here...

"DEATH!!!"

If someone told you that you had to eat a 7-foot-high ice cream cone, you'd say...?

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Sowwie won't happen again.

"GORGE FEST!!!!"

If someone told you LotR was a banned subject in Earth, you'd say...?

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(aw, that's ok Ororuthiel. )

"REBELLION TIME!!!" >grabs machine guns and runs into battle<

If someone told you that (with all due and deep respect) our lovely webmistress was dead, you'd say...?

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oh my freakin crap!!! *cries forever and ever into eternity and beyond* whyyyy?! *sob*


if someone told you that my dog was spying on you for a secret mission what would you say?

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"Oh great, what'd I do this time? "

If someone told you that an avalanche of hot dogs was going to come down and bury you at any second, you'd say...?

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"i need pickles, onions, and some ketchup"

if i told you that your hair was growing into your teeth, what would you say?

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"Oh...lovely... "

If someone told you that the ice cream truck was about to come and run you over any second, you'd say...?

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I...Scream!


If someone told you this thread was almost dead, you'd say...

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