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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth  Posted: August 3rd, 2011, 1:54 am |
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: August 3rd, 2011, 1:14 pm |
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Here's the next installment!  Thanks for following, y'all 
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Awright, this is it, lad. The citadel is in sight. RohirrimBoy: Boss, I’d just like to say, it’s been an honor working for you. TheodenKing: Don’t be giving me that mushy stuff, lad – heading out to face almost certain death requires a little something called COURAGE. And I believe I possess that particular trait in buckets, unlike a certain coward we all know. *COUGH*Aragorn*COUGH* RohirrimBoy: Well, in that case, break a leg. TheodenKing: WHA? RohirrimBoy: Um, that’s what actors say to each other for good luck. TheodenKing: Oh, right, I thought you were ill-wishing me, like some traitorous coward. Thanks for the good wishes then, sport.
logged off RohirrimBoy: Right then. Time to go. *deep breaths* I’M GONNA GRIT MY TEETH AND LOOK DEATH IN THE FACE LIKE A CRAZY KILLING MACHINE! RAWWWWWRRRRRR! TheodenKing: logged on
Loving your enthusiasm, but don’t say “rawr”. “DEATH” is far more fitting as a battlecry.
logged off RohirrimBoy: DEATH!
logged off MirkwoodPrince: logged on
Guys? Hey, guys? <333 … </3 Where’d they go? =( HeirofGondor: logged on
I’ve got a hunch they’ve got more important things to do than have a chinwag with you, Legsy. No offence or anything. MirkwoodPrince: But I love chin-wagging! It’s basically what I do, ROFL! HeirofGondor: You can chat brainlessly when the world hasn’t been destroyed. MirkwoodPrince: Oh right, speaking of! How do ya think Faramirsy is getting on??? HeirofGondor: Let’s think about that when we get to Minas Tirith, eh? Yeah, I’m *slightly* worried that your foolishness might have contributed to the death of the future steward of Gondor, but perhaps I’m just being non-optimistic, right? MirkwoodPrince: Aw, you’re so comforting, Aragornsy. <3 HeirofGondor: Sarcasm, Legsy. It’s called “sarcasm”.
logged off MirkwoodPrince: ROFL!!! <3
logged off FoolOfaTook: logged on
PHEW! Now that’s what I call a close shave!!!! GoodWizard: You do realize that the man you called “Denathorsy”, the madman who was briefly and weirdly one of your best friends, is dead? Right? You understand that? FoolOfaTook: Ummm… GoodWizard: I mean, surely, you can grasp the fact that setting yourself on fire is a SUREFIRE method of death. FoolOfaTook: OMG!!! WOWWOWWOW! Denathorsy’s DEAD? I mean, he was a complete madman and a nasty person but he was my FRIEND! ROFL! GoodWizard: Ah yes, Pipbrain and Madman were surely the best of friends. WHY, I couldn’t possibly guess. Perhaps due to severe mental defects. FoolOfaTook: Well, at least we saved Faramirsy, right? He’ll be okay now, won’t he? GoodWizard: Who knows, Pippin. Who knows! Now, we’ve got to get going! Faramir may be saved, but Minas Tirith isn’t yet!
logged off FoolOfaTook: AWWWWW, NOT MORE FIGHTING!!! I hates fighting </3 GoodWizard: logged on
GET YOURSELF IN GEAR, YOU HEINOUS MORON!!!
logged off FoolOfaTook: ………O……..MY….DAYS….. SO RUDE! But so inspiring!!!!!! ROFL!!!!! <3333
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: August 3rd, 2011, 2:21 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: August 12th, 2011, 1:09 pm |
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FoolOfaTook: logged on
Gandalfy! You’ll never guess what! GoodWizard: What? An orc is about to chop your hands off, so you can’t type anymore? Or you’ve gone mute? FoolOfaTook: HAHAHAHA OMG noooooooooo. But we’re gonna die, right? GoodWizard: It looks pretty certain, Pipbrain. FoolOfaTook: OMG ROFL! So well I reckon that for our final grand last stand we should so TOTALLY listen to THIS AWESOME MUSIC…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZvdiMxfX7A GoodWizard: … FoolOfaTook: WELL? DO YOU LIKE IT? <3 MirkwoodPrince: OMG Pippybrain! If you want some REALLY EPIC LAST STAND MUSIC, you should listen to THIS…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo GoodWizard: You’re both idiots =)
logged off FoolOfaTook: OMGOSH Legsy you moron! =( NOW I CAN’T GET THE SHUFFLING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!
logged off MirkwoodPrince: =( CutieSmilie: logged on
Awww, a sad elf. How twee! MirkwoodPrince: You shut up, sir! CutieSmilie: …sir? O_o You don’t add something like “sir” onto the end of something like “shut up”! That’s just all whacky and backwards! MirkwoodPrince: Well, whatevs! I’ve gotta be going… I’ve got important stuffs to do… YOU wouldn’t understand! HeirofGondor: logged on
It’s okay Legsy, you don’t have to go and join in the battle on the Pelennor fields with me! Just chat online and have fun! CutieSmilie: Just FYI, LEGSY, he wants to get you out of the way because you’re a complete and utter embarrassment to him.  See ya later, BRO. Ha.
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Ooh yeah, btw… LOSER!
logged off MirkwoodPrince: Is that true??? </3 HeirofGondor: Kinda. MirkwoodPrince: HMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF.
logged off HeirofGondor: Aw, I feel sort of bad now. Sort of. EvenstarGirlie: logged on HeirofGondor: ARWEN? I thought you were supposed to be dying!!! EvenstarGirlie: Um… ah… yeah, of course I am! *coughcough* Urgh… yeah, I’m really sick. You gotta go save Middle Earth, then I’ll be all better, so you can make me your queen.
logged off HeirofGondor: A thrilling prospect. =/
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: August 16th, 2011, 11:45 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: September 5th, 2011, 11:37 am |
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FoolOfaTook: logged on MirkwoodPrince: PIPBRAIN! OMGOSH it’s epic to see you <333 Are we friends again now that the whole battle-like Pelennor fields deal is done with? ROFL! FoolOfaTook: Legsy, I pride myself on being an honest guy. And I’m soz, but I think I need to be honest with you right now. MirkwoodPrince: LOLZ! This is sounding dead serious! …um OMGOSH pardon the unintentional pun there… no disrespect meant to the fallen!!! FoolOfaTook: Well this is sorta it, see. Denathor’s passed on so he can’t be my best buddie anymorez =( And before you get any ideas, that doesn’t make you my first best friend now, cuz the honest truth is that ever since me and my main man Merry were separated, I’ve been subconsciously looking for best friend replacements – you, Denny, the Teeth of Sauron… the list goes on! MirkwoodPrince: Um… =( What are you saying??? FoolOfaTook: I’m saying that I found Merry today in the aftermath of the big battle! And so I kinda sorta don’t really need you anymore. But you’ll be okay, right? <3 I mean, you’ve got your other friends! MirkwoodPrince: WHERE is Merry? Cuz I swear on Gandalf’s dilapidated old bones, I’m gonna find him and serve him a meal called REVENGE!!!! FoolOfaTook: OMG HAHHAHAHAA YOU’RE SO FUNNY! Sooooo glad you understand, I’ve gotta be going now, I’ve got to nurse Merry back to health. Then we’re gonna play Scrabble! We are SO cool. <3
logged off MirkwoodPrince: RJRGGGGGMGRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRR!!! AngryDwarf: logged off
Hey there mister, I think you need to cool down a bit. Have a care for your stress levels. MirkwoodPrince: Gimli!!! <333 Loyal Gimli, you’ll never leave me, right??? AngryDwarf: I have a duty to the world to keep you in check, lest your insanity infect more people than is necessary. So in short, the answer to your question is no, of course I’ll never leave you. MirkwoodPrince: OMGZ, how could I have been so stupid??? You and Aragornsy are my REAL best friends! That idiot Pipbrain sucks! I mean, who does he think he is??? ROFL, he uses SOOO much exclamation marks and question marks, and he freakin’ says stupid stuff like “ROFL” and “LOLZ” all the time!!! TALK ABOUT DAFT! And that’s another thing I hate! USING CAPITAL LETTERS TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT!!! GoodWizard: logged on
I do love me some subconscious self-hatred. <3 AngryDwarf: How’s it hanging, robe man? GoodWizard: If you’re asking me how I am, I’m fine. But I’m feeling a tad glum about the fact that Theoden, our loyal ally, was killed during the battle. AngryDwarf: You do remember that you hated him, right? GoodWizard: Oh my, yes. But secretly I found his catchphrases and funny sayings rather amusing. It’s too late to tell him that, of course, but I like to think that, in some bizarre twist of fate, me and old horse lord understood one another, in the way friendly old folk do. Theoden’sGhost: logged on
I knew you liked me really, greypants! GoodWizard: … AngryDwarf: Oh, rats. Theoden’sGhost: Ah, my old friend Gimloo. Yes, I bet you all thought you’d gotten rid of me for good! Well, tough luck on that score. I’ll be haunting you all rotten for some time to come, I promise you! Where’s old poncy prince got to, eh? Not man enough to say hello? MirkwoodPrince: OMG SOZ!!!! I was angsting, and I needed some appropriate music to be mad and gloomy to, so I borrowed Aragornsy’s Evanescence CD! HeirofGondor: logged on
LEGSY! I’M GONNA KILL YOU! MirkwoodPrince: OMG HAHAHAAAAAA! Now I’m soz guys, but I’ve gotta go and buy some eyeliner and black hair dye. Then imma explore the citadel a bit… I think I wanna have a small reunion with Merry! Haven’t seen that guy for AGES…
logged off AngryDwarf: Uh-oh, this sounds bad. I better go and follow him. Chat later, guys.
logged off HeirofGondor: Steal my Evanescence CD, will you… well, we’ll see about that… how will he like it when I steal his ENTIRE CD collection!
logged off GoodWizard: Oh, the shenanigans of the young - or those who look young, anyway. Do you have any fond recollections of your youth, Theoden? Theoden’sGhost: Sure, plenty. Not that I’d share ‘em with you, greypants!
logged off GoodWizard: I hate him.
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: September 6th, 2011, 7:24 pm |
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Aragorn listens to Evanesence? For some reason it kinda fit... but out of everything... I think that made my laugh the hardest!
"Aragorn's Evanesence CD".... makes me laugh! lol!
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: April 18th, 2017, 3:53 am |
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Aragorn: "Faramir, let's go fishing!"
Faramir: "Sure! Can you get away? I know some places."
Aragorn: "I'm not sure. I'll have to check with the old lady."
Faramir: "You got that right. She's got several hundred years on you!"
Aragorn: "Well, she keeps birthing babies. Lots of daughters. And finally a baby son."
Faramir: "So.. that's a no then."
Aragorn: "I didn't say that. I just need a reason."
Faramir: "Just tell her we need to go quell some uprising in Harad or Rhun or something."
Aragorn: "Perfect. We'll be gone for several months! Maybe Eomer can join us?"
Faramir: "Sure! Tell him to bring the beer! Rohan has better beer."
Aragorn: "Yes! Going to have to see about getting some Hobbit brewers down here because our beer sucks. Now where are we going to fish?"
Faramir: "Well... I know of this pool in Ithilien... The fishing is usually good, and we have Henneth Annun to relax in!"
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: April 22nd, 2017, 1:22 pm |
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A while later, Aragon comes upon Arwen at a table near the front door counting out stacks of Castars.
Aragorn: “What are you doing?”
Arwen holds up her hand until she finishes counting. She pours the several handfuls into a silk bag and pulls the draw strings tight.
Arwen: “Making sure I have enough Castars.”
Aragorn: “Are you going somewhere?”
Arwen: “I too am tired of birthing babies and if you’re going “fishing” with Faramir and Éomer, we girls are going to the 2,517th Annual Pelargir Pub Crawl.”
Aragorn, jaw dropped: “The Pelargir what? We girls??”
Arwen: “I just managed to get tickets to Merry and Pip’s Posh Pub. I had to use your name but Pip seemed to remember who you were and that you might have saved him once or twice. And, the best part is, by popular demand, they’ve brought back the famous Pippindales! That’s why I need the Castars!”
Aragorn, shaking his head in dismay...: “Not the Pippendales!” 
Arwen: “Aragorn, we girls just want to have fun, too!”
There is a knock on the door.
Arwen: “Ah, that should be Lothíriel now.”
Aragorn: “Lothíriel?”
Arwen: “Of course! Tomorrow night is Queen’s Night Out! Special priced drinks and apps. Although we had to invite Éowyn because she’s got the fastest boat and with her along, we don’t need a bodyguard. She’s meeting us at the docks in an hour.”
Arwen opens the door to Lothíriel and Éomer.
From behind a still stunned Aragorn, several servants enter carrying a large suitcase in each hand.
Arwen kisses Aragorn on his cheek.
Arwen: “We’ll be back a week from Thursday. Don’t wait up!”
Arwen smiles at Éomer, threads her arm through Lothiriel’s and together they march out the front door followed by the servants, leaving Aragorn and Éomer wondering why they chose to go fishing...Thank you to ES for the preview!
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: July 9th, 2017, 10:09 pm |
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Ranger #26 to Ranger #17: "Ever wonder what life would have been like had we NOT answered Halbarad's call?"
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Post subject: Re: Conversations from Middle Earth Posted: August 5th, 2018, 3:04 am |
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