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Post subject: Conversations from Middle Earth  Posted: July 8th, 2009, 11:56 am |
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HeirofGondor: Logged on
RedEye: Hey, Aragorn! You suck!
HeirofGondor: You come over here and say that, pal.
RedEye: You've not man enough to come over here and listen, you loser. Why don't you just pack it in altogether?
HeirofGondor: I'll have you know I'm going on a quest.
RedEye: Then what are you doing online chatting to me, dumb boy? Hey, why don't you send your girlfriend over here to sort me out?
HeirofGondor: ....Arwen?
RedEye: ROFL even you doubt her ability to kick anyone's-
HeirofGondor: brb
RedEye: ...?
HeirofGondor: Just went to get crisps LOL
RedEye: I pity you
logged off
Heir of Gondor: ...what?
<center> *Ring, ring*
*Ring, ringgg*
*Ringgg*
"Alright, alright, I'm getting it!"
*Picks up phone* "Aragorn here. Who is it?"
"Hey loser, guess who?"
"SAURON! I've just been talking to you online, what do you want?"
"Oh, nothing much... just dominion of Middle Earth."
"Fat chance, sad boy. I know you're just a massive Eye on a pillar."
"You shut up!"
"No, YOU SHUT UP!"
"No, you-oh sorry, I've got another call coming in..."
"Aragorn?"
"Arwen? Is that you?"
"Yeah, I was just thinking we could have dinner together tonight, maybe some pasta or something, I don't know, or maybe pizza, it depends on what the cook's got in the kitchen... perhaps some soup, you like soup, right? Aragorn, are you listening to me?"
"...Yes."
"I'm dying of old aaaaaage!"
"Who's that?"
"No one, honey."
"Is that Sauron? Are you speaking to Sauron on the phone?"
"Listen, I've got to go, sweetheart. Chat later, alright?"
"But-" *cut off*
"Finalllllyyyy!"
"Cram it, Sauron." *hangs up*
"Oh. I'm lonely." *hangs up*
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~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 12:13 pm |
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*promptly chokes* I do believe you've gotten inspiration from our few A/A bashing sessions! Speaking of which, I should go write another one. 
This is awesome! You have a way of writing the most random things that turn out to be hilariously epic in nature.  I can't wait for more! _________________ 
i'm back for a little! i'll see how this visit goes. 
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 1:18 pm |
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 Very amusing Goldy.
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 2:52 pm |
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Hehehe, thanks guys I had fun writing this next part!
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EvenstarGirlie: Logged on
LordofImladris: Hi, munchkin!
EvenstarGirlie: Hey Daddy!!! Oh, you'll never guess what's happened. Aragorn's left me for that quest of his.
LordofImladris: ...um, I know, Arwen. I was there.
EvenstarGirlie: Oh right. But he tried to give me back my Evenstar and everything.
LordofImladris: Well, dearest, maybe that was for the best. I mean, you're immortal, he's not.
EvenstarGirlie: But I reallyyy wanted to be the queen of Gondor. I thought I'd convinced him to be king.
LordofImladris: well...
MirkwoodPrince: OMG OMG ROFL! I can't believe you're both online!!! ROFL ROFL <333 lolz
LordofImladris: Um... hi Legolas. Aren't you supposed to be busy fighting in the Fellowship?
MirkwoodPrince: LOL yeah wait a moment
<center> lolz hi elrond i'm on a mountain in the freezing cold isn't that classic? luv ya forever mwah mwah <3333 xoxoxo </center>
LordofImladris: Oh, for the love of...
EvenstarGirlie: Did Legsy send you a text Daddy? I heard cursing coming from your bedroom.
LordofImladris: logged off
EvenstarGirlie: Oh.
MirkwoodPrince: Oh well byeee!! <33 xxxxoxoxoxo
logged off
EvenstarGirlie: I feel so abandoned.
logged off _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
Last edited by ~Goldleaf~ on July 8th, 2009, 4:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 4:16 pm |
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Poor Arwen. Everyone hates her. o.o
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And now that that's out of the way, LOL That was hilarious! Goldy, I seriously love your sense of humor. You have to keep posting these. They're epic. ^^
I once wrote a Middle-earth chatroom thingamobobber...only it was insanely random, didn't make any sense, and made fun of...everyone. xD I was on a sugar rush... _________________ 
and I'm still a dreamer, a believer
I've lost my faith in so many things but I still believe in You
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 5:31 pm |
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YES!! An Arwen bashing section!!...........I am subdued.
Goodness, you're giving me Arwen bashing inspiration with all of your ingenious posts here! And Legolas.... That's exactly how I picture him. heehee _________________
i'm back for a little! i'll see how this visit goes.
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 6:48 pm |
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I like Arwen and Legolas but this is funny so I guess I can take it.
"lolz hi elrond i'm on a mountain in the freezing cold isn't that classic? luv ya forever mwah mwah <3333 xoxoxo" ---- EPIC! XD
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2009, 10:36 pm |
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Goldy, this has made me love you even more than I did before.  This made my life right here.
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Post subject: Posted: July 9th, 2009, 11:23 am |
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Thanks for all your comments, guys! I'm so glad you're enjoying it! Here's some more Middle Earth chatter!
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StewardofGondor: logged on
RedEye: Hey Denathor, how's the family?
StewardofGondor: Now you keep asking me that and I keep telling you my first son's away and I hate my second son.
RedEye: LOL classic
StewardofGondor: brb
StewardofGondor: Soz had to go. You sent an army of orcs to Osgiliath and killed hundreds of my men. Dude, it's just not funny anymore.
RedEye: ROFL you know it's just little old me
MirkwoodPrince: OMG OMG ROFL ROFL I can't believe you're both online <333333
StewardofGondor: Who the heck are you, weirdo?
MirkwoodPrince: LOLZ <333
RedEye: Well I've gotta be going.
logged off
StewardofGondor: Don't leave me alone with him you coward!
logged off
MirkwoodPrince: LOL LOL <3 Haha I'm totally alone here ROFL how classic is that??? <333
SonofGondor: logged on
Legolas, Gandalf says to get offline NOW.
MirkwoodPrince: ROFL Boromir! <333
SonofGondor: He's serious, man. Stop spamming, we're on a freezing mountain. Not cool.
MirkwoodPrince: LOL LOL one moment
<center> hey boromir lolz i'm on a mountain in the icy snow a few feet away from u how random is that? <3 LOL </center>
SonofGondor: logged off
MirkwoodPrince: ROFL
logged off _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 9th, 2009, 11:29 am |
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I'm laughing SO hard over here right now. Legolas is so hilarious!!
_________________  Banner from Nellie
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Post subject: Posted: July 9th, 2009, 11:34 am |
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Legsy kills me. xD
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Post subject: Posted: July 9th, 2009, 1:18 pm |
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Cheers guys!
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EvenstarGirlie: logged on
MirkwoodPrince: ROFL ROFL Arwen <333 I can't believe you're online LOLZ!
EvenstarGirlie: Hey Legsy. I was hoping Aragorn would be online, but he never seems to want to talk to me.
MirkwoodPrince: Awwww lolz <33333
EvenstarGirlie: Do you think he still loves me?
MirkwoodPrince: ....
ROFL ROFL
<333 So sweet lolz!
EvenstarGirlie: You're not actually saying anything!!!
MirkwoodPrince: Wow lolz you're getting mad at me!!! How random is that? <3
EvenstarGirlie: logged off
<center> lol hey arwen u will never guess where i am i'm in moria and all these dead dwarf coprses are lying around ROFL ROFL and i just said "goblins" as if no one guessed already LOLZ how classic is that? i luv ya to bits xoxoxoxox luv forever mwah <3333333 </center>
<center> *Ring, ring*
"Yeaaahhhh? Legsy here, gorgeous elven prince and total stud muffin!"
"I want a word with you, pal."
"OMG OMG! Aragorn your girlfriend's on the phone-here I'll pass you over-"
"...um, thanks, Legolas. Ah, hi Arwen."
"ARAGORN! Where are you?"
"I'm in Moria. Look, it's a bad time, sweetheart, I'm really busy..."
"When are you coming back?"
"Look, I..."
"When?"
"I..."
"Please come back soon! I got tickets to Wicked!"
*Silence*
"He hung up on me!!!" </center>
<center> legsy when i get my hands on u i will kill u and rip out ur guts. there has to be a reason aragorn's not talkin to me and i blame u. see u in ur nightmares, baby
xoxoxx
LOL LOL ROFL how random is that?
luv ya arwen xoxoxo </center> _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 12th, 2009, 11:21 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: July 16th, 2009, 6:31 pm |
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 Hahahahahhahaaaa..I cant quit laughing, this is sooo great..I love it.  Go Goldy! _________________  Daughter of Erin Lunaire.
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Post subject: Posted: July 17th, 2009, 12:56 pm |
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Thanks, guys! Here's some more...
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EvenstarGirlie: logged on
LadyofLight: Hi, dearie!
EvenstarGirlie: Granny!!! Hi, I haven't spoken to you in ages!!!
LadyofLight: Well sweetiepie, I've been busy. How're you doing, dear? Everything alright at home?
EvenstarGirlie: Well no, not really, Granny. You see... Aragorn's left me.
LadyofLight: Oh, my poor little cherub. You know dear, he is the destined king of Gondor, he was always going to have to go and face his destiny sometime.
EvenstarGirlie: Yes, I know that. I want him to become king of Gondor, so I can be queen. But he just doesn't seem to be including me in his plans. He never calls me.
LadyofLight: He's probably very busy.
EvenstarGirlie: Too busy to pay attention to ME???!!!
MirkwoodPrince: logged on
EvenstarGirlie: Bye, Granny... xxx
logged off
MirkwoodPrince: OMG! OMG OMG! GALADRIEL???!!! ROFL!!! <3
LadyofLight: Um... Legolas, dear. I saw you a few moments ago.
MirkwoodPrince: REALLY???!!! <3
LadyofLight: Yes. With the rest of the Fellowship. You were telling me how Gandalf was dead.
MirkwoodPrince: Well I don't remember any of that but hey!!! <3333 LOLZ!
<center> hey galadriel u will never guess where i am i'm in lothlorien looking sad and mopey hahahaha classic OMG hahahahahaa <33333 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx </center>
LadyofLight: logged off
MirkwoodPrince: Oh.
=( I'm sad now. _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 18th, 2009, 10:32 pm |
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Owned! Hehehe, that's pure awesomeness!
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