OKay umm, me and a friend played this while we were in SF and it was quite fun.

OK, I will make - Well , you will probably get it once I do it .


Occupations:
1 Lunch Lady
2Gravedigger
3 Clerk at Wal-Mart.
4 Clerk at a burger joint.
5 Fry cook
6 Pro Golfer
7 Explorer
8 King
9 Emperor
10 Evil Tyrant
11 Angel
12 Vampire Slayer
13 Dog Groomer
14 Arsonist for hire
15 Hired Killer
16 Mafia Member
17 Teacher
18 Pro Skier
19 Ring Wraith.
20: Chimney Sweep
21: Butler
22: tutor
23: Wizard
24: Necromancer
25: Dog
26: Cat
Places:
1 Auditorium
2 Snowy Mountain
3 Dumpster
4 House
5 Hilton Hotel
6 Prison
7 School
8 Home Depot
9 Dark, gross Alley
10 City Pool
11 Castle
12 HIde-out
13 Chamber of Secrets
14 Jupiter
15 At a market
16 On airplane
17 In concert Hall
18 At raucous Slipknot concert
19 In some sort of factory
20 In oilfield
21 At fast-food restaurant
22 In middle of racetrack
23 ON golf course
24 In any realm of middle earth
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SITUATIONS
1: trying to hide something
2: trying to find a place to conceal a dead body
3 trying to make way through crowd
4 trying to burn down house
5 cooking
6 taking a test
7 killing a nasty, filthy little hobbit
8 stealing a pic-a-nic-a basket
9 swimming
10 playing golf
11 sliding down mountain to his-her death
12: Calling upon a whole fleet of warriors
13 declaring war on another country-planet
14 trying to survive storm
15 drowning
16 trying to survive fire
17 blowing up world trade centers
18 going on a pre-meditated murder spree
19 stuck at the top of a tree
20 being devoured by a bear
21 slowly, painfully morphing into a werewolf
22 being eaten by a werewolf
23: Flying
24 : Having a magical Encounter
25: cascading into a different time
26: falling...


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Okay... Pic one of each and make up a story... it can be as short, as long, as silly, or as serious as you want. Before you make up your story , make sure and tell us the numbers you have chosen. Sounds stupid? Yes. Is actually stupid? Yes. But since this is the randomness board, I thought I would do this.
Sincere Apologies,
Elrond

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Okay...Once upon a time, there was a pro skier named Bobboliecanwit (we'll call him Bob for short) who lived in a dumpster. One day, he decided to try burn down a house, so he got a bunch of lighter fluid and a box of matches. Then, he found a house and set it on fire. The End.

*claps* yay!!!! i'm so talented!!!

*claps for pirate* yay! well, here's mine:

one day, a Pro Golfer was playing golf with is friend Nick. Nick accidentally hit his ball into the lake, and with a sigh, got ready to dive in and get it. but the Pro Golfer said that he was also a Pro Swimmer, and he would go and get it. With a clap of his hands the Pro Golfer/Swimmer dove into the lake. He opened his eyes and saw - what? - people! With a gasp (which i suppose is hard to do under water), the Pro Golfer began to feel quite frightened...for the bodies lay there motionless...they were dead! Then he reasured himself that he was also a Pro Dare-devil, and that he could do anything. The Pro Golfer/Swimmer/Dare-devil looked around for the ball. He came up for a breath of air and found that Nick was no longer there. The ground was all sloshy, wet, and fire lingered in some parts. And there were voices. Small voices muttering, chanting, whatever you may call it. Frantically, he got out of the water, realizing that the bodies were now chasing him, with glowing eyes locked on him. Now out of the water, the man had a look around.

he was no longer in Arizona. now he recalled seeing a movie recently with this same place in it. what was it called? Middle Earth, yes that was it. the Pro Golfer was in Middle Earth. but how had he gotten there? how would he get back? what was this land even like? it's not like movies ever show you that kind of thing. he sat down on the ground (away from the light), dismayed.

but suddenly, he heard a terrifying sound. imediately he covered his ears. a hideous, piercing, horrific, loud, screech echoed through the Swamp. oh, what were these creatures called? the Pro Golfer couldn't remember. then he realized that he was a Pro Thinker. so the Pro Golfer/Swimmer/Dare-devil/Thinker thought terribly hard. that's it! Black-guys-in-black-cloaks-with-no-faces! that's what they were. then he rememberd that that meant trouble. without another thought, he jumped back into the water.

without opening his eyes, he jumped out again, remembering that there were dead/alive people in there. wait a minute - he was back in the real world! there was Nick, looking quite confused. he asked where the golf ball was. the Pro Golfer/Swimmer/Dare-devil/Thinker was not about to go back in and get it. and so, to this day, the same golf ball is at the bottom of that same lake. no living soul yet has been brave enough to go and get.

i'm pretty sure i fit the categories in there.

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^Thanks Gily!
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