So basically you have to try and get the person before you off and become king of the hill.

I guess no violence?

I went and found a hill and became king of the hill
I built a castle with a moat full of starved alligators.. I have highly skillledElves and Dunadain watching day and night for intruders.
P.S You have to get past all the things the other person has put up.

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call me Fin, Ara, Aralas, Tulisse, or Tuli.
~A mahta tenna qualme! Auta i lome, aure entuluva!~
was known as aralas_29.

Your skilled Elves and Dunadain turned out to be orcs in disguise so I jumped over the moat with Legolas skills with my real skilled Elves and Dunadain, destroyed your castle and built an uber-epic one with an even bigger moat. Then I added in a Balrog into the moat. The elves are my friends and will therefore protect me, so they can kill intruders with their archery skills.

(mmk. I'm not so sure about this--> @Moderators : are we allowed to do this game since it means theres gonna be violence?? :/ )

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I took the One Ring, slipped through your forces and took your castle. I destroyed your castle and built another one. I am King of the Hill.

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call me Fin, Ara, Aralas, Tulisse, or Tuli.
~A mahta tenna qualme! Auta i lome, aure entuluva!~
was known as aralas_29.

You forgot the fact that the Ring was destroyed. It is also evil and will soon corrupt your soul.
So none of what you just said happened, and I am still King of the Hill.

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*sighs* This thing isn't working.
Let's try to make it work.
Your Balrog turned against you, ruined the whole area, and stumbled back to Khazad-Dum. I was watching in the distance, re-awesome-ified the whole area with a mithril gate. All my epicly skilled guards and warriors are equipped with mithril armour. I have epic weapons such as Elven bows, mithril shields, crossbows, Ereborian (or whatever) axes, really awesome swords and epic siege equipment.
I AM KING OF THE HILL.

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call me Fin, Ara, Aralas, Tulisse, or Tuli.
~A mahta tenna qualme! Auta i lome, aure entuluva!~
was known as aralas_29.

I used a hot air balloon to fly over your mithril gate. Your epic siege equipment had a hidden self-destruct button. I pushed it. Your epicly skilled guards were so surprised that they dropped everything that they were holding and ran away taking only their mithril armor ( which they were wearing, and therefore could not drop) with them. Leaving the mithril gate intact. I rebuild the moat, but this time I fill it with big toothy fish instead of alligators. I have several men in Hot air balloons flying around looking for intruders to drop pianos on. I also have several portly guards and one oliphaunt. Her name is Francine. I am king of the hill.

I gathered all my men, got into a plane and they dropped down to your hot air balloons, ambushing your men and dropped pianos on YOUR people. Once that was taken care of, I scared the oliphaunt, making it charge through your castle and all the people ran away. The oliphaunt was let out of the place and ran off the side of a cliff. I have regained my castle. I AM KING OF THE HILL

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call me Fin, Ara, Aralas, Tulisse, or Tuli.
~A mahta tenna qualme! Auta i lome, aure entuluva!~
was known as aralas_29.

You forgot to fix your castle, dude. It is therefore currently in ruins. Yay for you. I gathered back my troops of epic elves and men and dwarves that are highly trained and will kill intruders on sight, and landed in your courtyard or whatnot. Blinded by the sheer wonder of this epicness, you stared on in shock as I threw you off the hill. I built a protective force field over and on top my new castle, rebuilt all walls with mithril, and banished you from my kingdom. I doubled the size of the moat and filled it with lava. Now you shall not pass. I am King of the Hill.

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You delved too deep when you doubled the size of the moat. You have awoken the Balrog again, who got over the gate and melted all the mithril and now your castle is destroyed, and all your people have perished or fled. After the hill cooled down, I took the castle (the Balrog left!) and rebuilt everything with mithril. I gathered troops of highly armed men, elves and dwarves (who had boxes, never fear!). I had help from highly powerful elves and I created a protective shield around my whole kingdom and its surroundings (not including you). I AM KING OF THE HILL!

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call me Fin, Ara, Aralas, Tulisse, or Tuli.
~A mahta tenna qualme! Auta i lome, aure entuluva!~
was known as aralas_29.

I took Glamdring from Gandalf and slayed the Balrog, men, elves, and dwarves that protected your castle and stole all their weaponry to destroy the protective shield. I built a MITHRIL castle and a 15 yard moat. I AM KING OF THE HILL

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Dwarves are awesome!!!!


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Well, apparently you are only one person so I snuck in with all of my epicly skilled Men, Dunedain, Elves and Dwarves with mithril armour and SLAYED you. I took your castle, fortified it, and now
I AM KING OF THE HILL

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call me Fin, Ara, Aralas, Tulisse, or Tuli.
~A mahta tenna qualme! Auta i lome, aure entuluva!~
was known as aralas_29.