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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: March 29th, 2017, 7:43 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Pandora Radio,
Thank you for remembering my bookmarked artists and tracks!
Regards, An avid user/listener
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: March 30th, 2017, 4:27 pm |
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Joined: 28 March 2017 Posts: 309 Location: Elrond's Library
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Dear Driving Idiots:
Please don't pull in front of me to make the exit at the last second when there is no one behind me! You're lucky I don't rear-end you!
Yours truly,
The Irritated Driver Who Managed To Not Honk Or Flip You Off Because I Was So Busy Applying My Brakes!!!
(Don't worry... In this day and age, I don't do anything to cause road rage. You never know who sits behind that wheel... )
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: April 18th, 2017, 3:51 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear motorcycle commuter,
I get it you are a motorcycle and are allowed to go to the front of the cue at traffic lights, but if you are going to do so, could you not drove 10 kph slower than the speed limit so everyone has to go around you only to have you get in front of everyone at another light?. Middle digits to you sir for being the proverbial @-Hole.
Signed, A commuter who is adjusting their start time simply to avoid you.
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: April 18th, 2017, 3:25 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Senior Lady,
Apparently you passed your driver's test, god only knows how. Perhaps it's time for a check-up with the Ophthalmologist. I only say this because apparently you did not see the large, red, octagonal sign with STOP! on it when you sailed on through the intersection, nearly running over a lady crossing IN THE CROSSWALK.
PO'd Village Motorist
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 19th, 2017, 5:18 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear weather,
It's too damn hot! Three days it's been too hot. Too hot for this time of the year and too fast. Please tone down it a bit.
Thanks, Gersemi, who can't take it anymore.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 19th, 2017, 7:01 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Neighbour,
Driving with your dog in your lap is actually illegal.
Moi
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 19th, 2017, 9:27 pm |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Age,
Can you back off on the body aches and pains a bit?
Sincerely, a fifty-niner
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 20th, 2017, 5:38 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear stomach,
You are not hungry, you're just bored.
Signed, Trying to diet.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 22nd, 2017, 1:46 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Right Ear,
Damn it! Just unblock yourself! You're beyond annoying!
Moi
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 23rd, 2017, 4:20 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear cat,
Learn to keep your ass in the damn box! I'm tired of cleaning piss off my floor.
Signed, Annoyed human
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 24th, 2017, 2:54 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear van driver with your business advertising all over it
You should drive competently. Based on your idiotic skills at driving this morning, I cannot recommend your business.
Signed, the car you nearly lanechanged into.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 24th, 2017, 6:32 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear nose,
The sneezing can stop now, and the turn off the faucet too while you're at it, thanks.
Signed, Allergy sufferer.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 26th, 2017, 5:04 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Car Battery,
Keep starting the car until Sunday. I'll replace you then.
Signed, they guy who starts the car.
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 26th, 2017, 7:29 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear pine trees, are you quite done with your freakin’ pollination?!? I had my car in the car wash maybe a week ago, and now it looks worse than before. And it is supposed to be silver-metallic colored, not dirty yellow! Annoyed car owner who wasted money on a car wash.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 27th, 2017, 6:00 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Gandolorin wrote: Dear pine trees, are you quite done with your freakin’ pollination?!? I had my car in the car wash maybe a week ago, and now it looks worse than before. And it is supposed to be silver-metallic colored, not dirty yellow! Annoyed car owner who wasted money on a car wash. I feel your pain, Gando. My car is filthy from pollen as well and I've been holding off washing it until the damned filberts stop shedding it.
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 28th, 2017, 2:40 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Evil.Shieldmaiden wrote: I feel your pain, Gando ... Ah, no, pain would be a very excessive description of my reaction. I mean, the car is fifteen-and-a-half years old, though on the other hand it has only 86.000 km “mileage”. What made the whole thing even more annoying is that in the short time span between the car wash and the wind-intensified “yellow smog” of the pines, I got caught in a rain shower. The semi-subterranean garage is decidedly cooler than the surroundings, so the car was probably still damp when the pines let fly. My car is not just dirty yellow, it is also dirty-yellow-speckled where water drops had not yet evaporated before absorbing lots of pollen.
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