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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 4th, 2018, 6:54 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear right ear,
Please stop itching! Why are you always itchy? I cannot reach that deep in my ear lest I want to damage it.
Signed, Owner of said ear.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: May 7th, 2018, 2:34 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear pigeon-phobics,
please get professional help.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 2nd, 2018, 5:34 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear two ute drivers behind me on Linkfield Road this afternoon. Yes, the river bridge is only one lane, and it was rather amusing to watch you two race to see who would get in front of the other when the 2nd lane ran out. I'm not sorry I brake-checked you both when you were closing in on my tail at speed not wanting to give in to each other. You had maybe an inch between you when the newer ute gave in. I had to chuckle when the older ute then went 50kmh across the bridge. Thanks for the entertainment!
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 2nd, 2018, 4:08 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear politicians of the Bavaria-centered party of the federal ruling coalition: could you please get your brains functioning again before the date of the state election?
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 2nd, 2018, 5:53 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear co-worker,
Can you please learn to arrive on time? I don't like having to wait around for you to arrive before I can leave.
Signed, Tired, annoyed employee.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 3rd, 2018, 12:50 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear clouds,
where the Angband are you? Especially in the early morning???
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 19th, 2018, 4:04 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Bunny Owner,
Stop dumping your "pets" at the Fire Hall. The damn things are taking over, and are very destructive.
Annoyed Local
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 20th, 2018, 11:33 am |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear clouds,
I no longer care bout your presence or absence in the morning. Could you just "§$%&@µ€#* pass by our region and deposit some "§$%&@µ€#* precipitation??? You are presently at a thunderous deficit!!!
Pensioner who does not give manure droppings about grill-feasts.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 3rd, 2018, 2:57 am |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear customer,
I'm sorry you're having a bad day, but I don't take it out on me. I don't like being yelled at and/or insulted. I'm not your punching bag. People like you make my job suck.
Signed, Employee that can't deal with one's BS.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 8th, 2018, 6:13 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Me,
Buy Coffee and Beer.
Signed, Me
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 8th, 2018, 3:17 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear Akita-Inu owner (? or only walker),
your female dog has serios socialization / aggression issues. Your taking her for a walk a few days ago certainly without a leash (or even a collar?) means you are totally incompetent to deal with such a dog outside its living quarters. I know because I have met you and the *beep* (technical name for a female dog, but in this case also very applicable in the pejorative sense, maybe even for you) several times in several locations, and not a single time has the dog reacted in a way that would NOT lead not only to a stern compulsory leash duty, but to a stern compulsory muzzle duty. She may be getting old and thus more antisocial for understandable reasons (something that is very obvious with the almost criminal misbreeding of the German Shepherd certainly in Germany, and likely elsewhere, leading to the GS being bred by this criminal breeder's union being expelled from the ranks of potential police dogs - those looking like GS are mainly the Belgian Malinois by now, even in Germany). But then get with it, non-canine *beep*, the dog is dangerous, and so are you taking it for a walk as you do!
Cesar Millan fan.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 8th, 2018, 4:50 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Whomever,
I do wish people would take their negativity elsewhere. I don't really want to hear a litany of your endless complaints about people, places, things, events .... etc.
Irritated Listener
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 16th, 2018, 12:58 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Evil Shieldmaiden,
I agree totally.
Signed, Hanasian
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 16th, 2018, 9:16 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear motorist,
I had the righter way on the road, you were the one going the wrong way on a one way street, and nearly hit me. What the hell gave you the right to flip me off?
Signed, Irritated cyclist.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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