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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 28th, 2017, 9:41 pm |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Pandora Radio,
"Thanks" a lot for abandoning the Australian market without explanation. Nothing really replaces the niche you held... not Spotify, not Google Music, and not Apple music. If you needed a couple bucks more a month, I'd of happily paid it. But no. Not even an explanation why. Thanks for the two weeks notice.
Signed, a paying Pandora subscriber
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: July 31st, 2017, 2:44 am |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear drivers,
Bicyclists are everywhere during the summer months. We now have one less brave fire fighter in this community thanks to you. Pay close attention will you! I saw a bunch of kids on their bikes ride past my place this afternoon and I worry enough for them. I would not be able to deal with a child being run down and killed.
Signed, Worried about the townspeople.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 15th, 2017, 11:44 pm |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Fruitbats,
Thanks for not eating and pecking ALL the passionfruit on the vines on the fence.
Signed, A guy who has managed to get a bowl of ripe ones.
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 16th, 2017, 12:06 am |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear phone,
I want to take a hammer and smash you into pieces! I have a very important voice message I need to double listen to, and you want to an @ss and not accept my password. I shouldn't have to enter it over 20 damn times and still be told to enter it again!
Signed, Has important calls to make.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 16th, 2017, 12:50 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Nazi Confederates,
You ARE double-losers.
Signed, Common Man
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 17th, 2017, 5:09 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Sidewalk,
Thank you for providing an uneven surface that I could trip on thereby falling flat on my face. The injuries were minimal ..... nah, nah, nah, nah. Better luck next time.
Signed,
Pedestrian
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 18th, 2017, 7:45 pm |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Oasis Surf Club,
Try cooking your chicken parmigianas.
Signed, A patron you tried to give salmonella to.
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 18th, 2017, 7:53 pm |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear @$$hole,
Deciding not to renew a lease to a business and not inform people that work in said business until the place is sold underneath their feet and they're left without a job with no warning is a very s****y thing to do and now I have two friends with no job and don't know where they are going to go from here.
Signed, Concerned and pissed off.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 19th, 2017, 2:47 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Concerned and Pissed Off,
Sounds like said establishment assumed the lease would be renewed at the expiration of the previous lease. It's bad business practice 101 to go to the very end of a lease without a contingency plan when new lease is not negotiated before end of old one. It's $hitty business practice to do so and not inform employees the the lease is ending. I blame the business establishment for not running the business competently, not the property owner, for stuffing up people's lives.
Signed, @nother @$$hole
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 19th, 2017, 12:49 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Dear squirrels,
stop showing off with your warp-speed spirals up and down the trees while chasing each other. The poor local cats are getting whiplash and other traumas just trying to follow you visually, and don’t get me started on that hanging head-down from the trunks with your hind legs. That is a concept so alien to felidae life as to totally blow their minds, already addled by your showing off mentioned above.
Balcony watcher with throwable edible stuff to help you regain your serenity.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: August 19th, 2017, 6:59 pm |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear Morning,
You came too soon.
Signed, Sleepy
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: September 23rd, 2017, 5:33 am |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear noisy neighbor,
Thank you for waking me up at 4:30am. It's now 5:30am and I cannot fall back to sleep cause I still friggin' hear you on the other side of my bedroom wall, crazy b***h. Why the hell are you and especially your kids awake and this hour and why do you must yell at them and discipline them at such an hour? Save it for the day light hours. I may be old fashioned, but I like to be sleeping at 4:30am; or at least should be.
Signed, Tired, now let me sleep.
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: February 6th, 2018, 5:10 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3561 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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Dear dinner,
You were yummy!
Signed, Dinner Eater.
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: February 11th, 2018, 6:04 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Memory,
You forgot the damned dry cat food.
Pet Owner
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: March 26th, 2018, 2:22 am |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Dear landlord,
If you are planning to send someone here for the 500th time this year to do a so-called "walk-through", don't send e-mails, I'm not going to get them, by law you are suppose to call. I've been ill and there was nothing like having someone just walk into my apartment without me knowing someone was coming, waking me and nearly scaring the sh*t out of me. I had my pocket knife in hand ready to do on the attack cause I thought someone had broken in! I was home alone and in a vulnerable state! This man I didn't know in my house could've attacked me or tried to rape me for all I knew!
Signed, Tenant who's done with this sh*t.
P.S. I got the e-mail a day later about your desired walk through. "We will call you to verify this." You never called!
_________________ And as he looked into her eyes Within the auburn of her hair The trembling starlight of the skies He saw there mirrored bright and fair
♥In a poly relationship with Kili and Tauriel♥
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Post subject: Re: Dear ____ Thread Posted: March 26th, 2018, 8:27 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Dear Canadian Government,
We're already being gouged on gas prices, we don't need another price hike on April 1st.
PoFI*
*Pensioner on Fixed Income
_________________ Tevildo, Prince of Cats
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