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| Author: | Gersemi [ May 4th, 2018, 6:54 pm ] |
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Dear right ear, Please stop itching! Why are you always itchy? I cannot reach that deep in my ear lest I want to damage it. Signed, Owner of said ear. |
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| Author: | Gandolorin [ May 7th, 2018, 2:34 pm ] |
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Dear pigeon-phobics, please get professional help. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ July 2nd, 2018, 5:34 am ] |
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Dear two ute drivers behind me on Linkfield Road this afternoon. Yes, the river bridge is only one lane, and it was rather amusing to watch you two race to see who would get in front of the other when the 2nd lane ran out. I'm not sorry I brake-checked you both when you were closing in on my tail at speed not wanting to give in to each other. You had maybe an inch between you when the newer ute gave in. I had to chuckle when the older ute then went 50kmh across the bridge. Thanks for the entertainment! |
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| Author: | Gandolorin [ July 2nd, 2018, 4:08 pm ] |
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Dear politicians of the Bavaria-centered party of the federal ruling coalition: could you please get your brains functioning again before the date of the state election? |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ July 2nd, 2018, 5:53 pm ] |
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Dear co-worker, Can you please learn to arrive on time? I don't like having to wait around for you to arrive before I can leave. Signed, Tired, annoyed employee. |
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| Author: | Gandolorin [ July 3rd, 2018, 12:50 pm ] |
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Dear clouds, where the Angband are you? Especially in the early morning??? |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ July 19th, 2018, 4:04 pm ] |
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Dear Bunny Owner, Stop dumping your "pets" at the Fire Hall. The damn things are taking over, and are very destructive. Annoyed Local |
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| Author: | Gandolorin [ July 20th, 2018, 11:33 am ] |
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Dear clouds, I no longer care bout your presence or absence in the morning. Could you just "§$%&@µ€#* pass by our region and deposit some "§$%&@µ€#* precipitation??? You are presently at a thunderous deficit!!! Pensioner who does not give manure droppings about grill-feasts. |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ September 3rd, 2018, 2:57 am ] |
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Dear customer, I'm sorry you're having a bad day, but I don't take it out on me. I don't like being yelled at and/or insulted. I'm not your punching bag. People like you make my job suck. Signed, Employee that can't deal with one's BS. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ September 8th, 2018, 6:13 am ] |
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Dear Me, Buy Coffee and Beer. Signed, Me |
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| Author: | Gandolorin [ September 8th, 2018, 3:17 pm ] |
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Dear Akita-Inu owner (? or only walker), your female dog has serios socialization / aggression issues. Your taking her for a walk a few days ago certainly without a leash (or even a collar?) means you are totally incompetent to deal with such a dog outside its living quarters. I know because I have met you and the *beep* (technical name for a female dog, but in this case also very applicable in the pejorative sense, maybe even for you) several times in several locations, and not a single time has the dog reacted in a way that would NOT lead not only to a stern compulsory leash duty, but to a stern compulsory muzzle duty. She may be getting old and thus more antisocial for understandable reasons (something that is very obvious with the almost criminal misbreeding of the German Shepherd certainly in Germany, and likely elsewhere, leading to the GS being bred by this criminal breeder's union being expelled from the ranks of potential police dogs - those looking like GS are mainly the Belgian Malinois by now, even in Germany). But then get with it, non-canine *beep*, the dog is dangerous, and so are you taking it for a walk as you do! Cesar Millan fan. |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ September 8th, 2018, 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dear ____ Thread |
Dear Whomever, I do wish people would take their negativity elsewhere. I don't really want to hear a litany of your endless complaints about people, places, things, events .... etc. Irritated Listener |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ September 16th, 2018, 12:58 am ] |
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Dear Evil Shieldmaiden, I agree totally. Signed, Hanasian |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ September 16th, 2018, 9:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dear ____ Thread |
Dear motorist, I had the righter way on the road, you were the one going the wrong way on a one way street, and nearly hit me. What the hell gave you the right to flip me off? Signed, Irritated cyclist. |
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