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 Post subject: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: February 27th, 2017, 6:41 am 
Dunedain Ranger of Arnor
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What job would be the toughest one to do day after day in Middle Earth?
I'll name a few:

  • Lumberjack in Fangorn Forest
  • Barn Duty in Edoras
  • Warg Feeder
  • Mouth of Sauron's Dental Hygenist

There are lots of worst jobs I'm sure. Name a few!

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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: February 27th, 2017, 2:11 pm 
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How about:

- country club planner for the Dead Marshes site ... nothing but static from ecofriendlies;
- fell beast stable hand and trainer;
- Oliphaunt picker-upper;
- chuck-wagon cook for Orcs on the move, especially since you have to pull the wagon by hand (the horses got eaten the first night);
- Fëanor's tutor in languages and writing;

and, I'm sure there are others.

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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: February 27th, 2017, 8:52 pm 
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Lol I had to laugh at the lumberjack in Fangorn!

Though, on yours Shieldmaiden I must admit... I think a fell beast trainer sounds fun. (assuming I COULD train them) And you already know my opinion on Feanor and languages.... :P




Here are a few I can think of.

-Maid in Moria.... I couldn't find my way around none the less CLEAN the whole thing!
-Manning the signal fires between Rohan and Gondor... for who knows how long since they are almost NEVER used
-Merry and Pippin's school teacher
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: March 1st, 2017, 1:38 am 
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- Horn Polisher of Helms Deep
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: March 2nd, 2017, 7:58 pm 
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- Orc nursery worker ... all those nappies :hide:
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: March 3rd, 2017, 7:35 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: March 5th, 2017, 5:47 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
PostPosted: March 5th, 2017, 2:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
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Lol Some of these are just too funny to think about! :P



Hm... how about undertaker in the dead marshes??

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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
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 Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth
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