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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth  Posted: April 21st, 2017, 5:13 pm |
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They call it "Blackened Lembas"...  Banker for Trolls
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 21st, 2017, 5:34 pm |
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If the orcs like lembas as much as Gollum did, they might decide to grill the baker instead ...  Mûmakil aerobics instructor 
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 21st, 2017, 6:10 pm |
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Blackened Baker. Crispy!
Chimney sweep in Mordor
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 21st, 2017, 6:17 pm |
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Training Wargs to be seeing-eye ... thingies in case Sauron develops a serious eye infection.  _________________
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 22nd, 2017, 10:30 am |
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An Anti-Pipeweed Congress person in The Shire
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 22nd, 2017, 11:48 am |
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Travel agent selling vacations packages in sunny Far Harad to Moria Orcs.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 25th, 2017, 2:05 pm |
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Life coach for orcs.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 25th, 2017, 3:19 pm |
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Fell Beast rodeo rider
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 26th, 2017, 3:05 am |
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assigned to one of the Beacons of Gondor.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 29th, 2017, 6:27 pm |
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Hang gliding trainer in the Shire.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 29th, 2017, 9:34 pm |
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Vacuum cleaner sales person in Mordor.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 30th, 2017, 12:08 pm |
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Gardener for Minas Morgul
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 30th, 2017, 4:12 pm |
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Musician in Mordor
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 1st, 2017, 12:56 am |
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Gollum chaser for the Great Goblin before the events of The Hobbit.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 1st, 2017, 9:10 am |
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Bicycle messenger in Minas Tirith.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 1st, 2017, 1:55 pm |
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Veterinarian to the fell beasts.
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