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Post subject: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: February 27th, 2017, 6:41 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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What job would be the toughest one to do day after day in Middle Earth? I'll name a few:
- Lumberjack in Fangorn Forest
- Barn Duty in Edoras
- Warg Feeder
- Mouth of Sauron's Dental Hygenist
There are lots of worst jobs I'm sure. Name a few!
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: February 27th, 2017, 2:11 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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How about:
- country club planner for the Dead Marshes site ... nothing but static from ecofriendlies; - fell beast stable hand and trainer; - Oliphaunt picker-upper; - chuck-wagon cook for Orcs on the move, especially since you have to pull the wagon by hand (the horses got eaten the first night); - Fëanor's tutor in languages and writing;
and, I'm sure there are others.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: February 27th, 2017, 8:52 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Lol I had to laugh at the lumberjack in Fangorn! Though, on yours Shieldmaiden I must admit... I think a fell beast trainer sounds fun. (assuming I COULD train them) And you already know my opinion on Feanor and languages.... Here are a few I can think of. -Maid in Moria.... I couldn't find my way around none the less CLEAN the whole thing! -Manning the signal fires between Rohan and Gondor... for who knows how long since they are almost NEVER used -Merry and Pippin's school teacher -
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 1st, 2017, 1:38 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3563 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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- Horn Polisher of Helms Deep - Gazebo washer of Imladris
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 2nd, 2017, 7:58 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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- Orc nursery worker ... all those nappies - Exterior building painter at Angband
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 3rd, 2017, 7:35 am |
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Gravedigger on the Barrow Downs Saurons Optomitrist
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 5th, 2017, 5:13 am |
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Joined: 11 December 2005 Posts: 27487 Location: Erebor Country:
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Anger management consultant for Fëanor and/or his sons.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 5th, 2017, 5:47 am |
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Firefighter in Dorthonion
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 5th, 2017, 2:48 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Family counsellor to Fëanor, Fingolfin and Finarfin.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 5th, 2017, 5:28 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Lol Some of these are just too funny to think about! Hm... how about undertaker in the dead marshes??
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 5th, 2017, 6:38 pm |
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Leafraker of Lorien
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 5th, 2017, 6:43 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 6th, 2017, 5:39 pm |
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Cobweb duster in Shelob's Lair
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 6th, 2017, 6:14 pm |
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Uruk Tailor
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 7th, 2017, 2:21 pm |
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Cat herder for Queen Berúthiel
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 11th, 2017, 8:07 pm |
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Snowplow driver trying to keep the Redhorn Pass open in Winter.
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