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Author:  Gandolorin [ May 14th, 2017, 1:46 pm ]
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Just thought of something from some time back - it may exist on some of the older pages, didn't find it if it does:

Post a word, preferably with more than one definition, and the next person posts an oddball definition for it. , and a new word.

Example:

Recycling

What the Hell’s Angel does because he forgot the six-pack the first time around. :innocent: :whistle:

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 14th, 2017, 1:50 pm ]
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Nice addition to the Games threads Gando. :-D

Friendship:

What Quakers called the sailing vessels that brought them to the New World.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 14th, 2017, 2:25 pm ]
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OK, forget posting a word for the next user to give a definition for! Post a word, and give your own oddball definition for it! Edited my post above. Of course, it’s much easier to come up with an oddball definition for a word of your own choosing, and probably funnier too! Thanks for the (implicit suggestion for) improvement, E~S! :yes:

New Jersey: what team sport players get when they are traded to a different team. (Thinking Baseball teams: :pirate: )

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 15th, 2017, 11:14 pm ]
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Humbug - What children call a bee flitting around a garden.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 16th, 2017, 4:17 pm ]
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Butterfly – what happens when a grill party of college student goes out of control.

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 16th, 2017, 8:49 pm ]
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Grassland - the newly adopted name of the country formerly known as Canada.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 16th, 2017, 10:20 pm ]
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Krakatoa – what happens when you try to kick the tires of a used car you’re thinking of buying, but miss the rubber part and have heavy contact with the metal part. (bleeping photobucket! :annoyed: )

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 17th, 2017, 4:39 pm ]
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Image

Misanthrope - What happens after a long night's drinking. You miss the basin you were aiming for, and you have to warn your friends to watch where they step.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 17th, 2017, 10:12 pm ]
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Lobster – baseball player with a lousy throwing arm.

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 18th, 2017, 7:16 pm ]
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Frankincense - the innate ability of knowing when individual's are telling you the truth.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 18th, 2017, 7:46 pm ]
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Ceylon – what Columbus told his crew when they started getting nervous.

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 19th, 2017, 6:50 pm ]
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Kidnappers - small children having an afternoon sleep.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 20th, 2017, 11:25 pm ]
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Moscow – what a nervous biology student wrote down as the answer to a question that was asking actually asking for the musk-ox.

Author:  Hanasian [ May 22nd, 2017, 4:38 am ]
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Serial Killer - the one who ate the last serving in the cereal box.

Author:  Evil.Shieldmaiden [ May 22nd, 2017, 2:06 pm ]
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Matchmaking - the lost art of making small inflammable gizmos; once used to light fires, lamps and other incendiary devices.

Author:  Gandolorin [ May 23rd, 2017, 11:45 am ]
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Power plant - what some Pipe-weed aficionados in the Seventh or Eight Age of M-e nicknamed a specific variant reputed to derive from Acapulco.

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