Hehehe, this is a little ryhme I just wrote about Legolas, the lovely blonde elf
It's very stupid and random, so beware Legolas fans, don't hurt me for smacking the Mirkwood prince with a kipper
Enjoy!
I hope you like it! It gave me much amusement writing it
goldyxxx
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Heyhey, oh-ho!
Gather round!
Bring a stove!
Bring your ears and bring your eyes
My Legolas riff will open your MIND!
Singgg…
Legolas was a pretty blonde fella
Believe he can skateboard, yeah you better!
He’s so lithe he blows your mind
Believe you me, he’s one of a kind.
I met him one day on Lembas Street
He said to me “I think you’re neat”
I threw back my arm and slapped him with a kipper
His jaw dropped back, he wasn’t looking too chipper!
Anddd…
I drove him to the hospital in my hippie van
I said to him “hold on there as best you can”
He cursed at me said I’d ruined his face
I could’ve hurt him more but kept my grace.
I asked him what CD he’d like on
He didn’t reply
So I chose my own song
And he nearly died.
Singgg…
Ooohhh…
When we finally got there
A bruise had developed
He was as rude as he could dare
And he nearly got walloped
He shrank back from me
When I bought him some tea
We sat in the waiting room
And watched TV.
Ooohhh…
Legolas will never approach me again
The doctor gave him a plaster
Sitting in the waiting room, I counted to ten
When Legolas came out he looked mighty scared
I’d smacked him with a kipper and hadn’t cared
I tried to console him, I did my best
He shouted at me, said I hadn’t been just.
But I bought him a cookie
We became good friends
Till he drank my tea
And I smacked him again.
Oh, goodness, Goldie dear! This brings me back to the days when I was writing a mockery of Legolas and his hairbrush. 
I love that. x]