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 Post subject: Mr. Algebra
PostPosted: April 23rd, 2013, 4:14 pm 
Ringwraith
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Sooo... I was bored and decided to write a song about algebra. Or rather, how much I dislike algebra. :teehee:
Random weirdness will follow. Proceed with caution. *serious nod*

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Mr. Algebra, I'm sorry,
But we can never be together.
Our meetings are the opposite of glee.
In fact, the only thing that will produce that
Is to make your skin into leather.

Mr. Algebra, you'll regret
All those times you murdered me,
When my dear friend, Fire, you have met.
I'll burn you to ashes, you will die,
Then I'll kill your friend, Geometry.

Mr. Algebra, tell me why,
Why you confused me all that time.
What they said, it was all a lie,
When I said that I needed you.
It's better to know how to rhyme.

Mr. Algebra, don't you see,
You and I are far too different.
You're just numbers and a letter or three,
And you killed me, that's not very nice.
I'll not rest till you're broken and bent.

Mr. Algebra, this is goodbye,
I've had enough complicated math.
A slow and painful death you will die.
You will regret everything you've done,
And hope to not meet me on another path.


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Algebra
PostPosted: April 24th, 2013, 4:54 pm 
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Well that was... interesting. I like it!

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Algebra
PostPosted: April 24th, 2013, 9:20 pm 
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It was weird? Heh... I was hoping it would be funny. :P


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Algebra
PostPosted: April 24th, 2013, 9:21 pm 
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No, it was funny!! Really funny! :) do you really harte algebra that much though? I like it. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Algebra
PostPosted: April 24th, 2013, 9:58 pm 
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Torziel Evenstar wrote:
No, it was funny!! Really funny! :) do you really harte algebra that much though? I like it. :)


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Yes, actually, I do. :P Algebra is the one school subject I've never been able to understand. Though I might have been slightly exaggerating in the poem... :teehee:
But my sibs and I are gonna burn our algebra books this summer... so there is some truth. :whistle:


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Algebra
PostPosted: April 25th, 2013, 5:24 am 
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Algebra is not to hard for me, but sometimes when I am tired I can't concentrate and then it is hard. This poem is really funny though!

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