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Author:  Elenmir Míriel [ August 17th, 2005, 11:53 pm ]
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Aragorn wrote:
Cuilwen wrote:
Are we fighting? Can I join? :P *shoots arrows at evil orcs, kills a Mumak*

The Mumakil have freaking spiked 1 inch thick armor! Not even your arrows can pierce that! *The Mumak, oblivious to Cuilwen's arrows, continues to stomp on and gore Elves. The elves find themselves surrouded by countless Orcs, Uruks, Wargs, Mumakil, and Olog-Hai*


Wow, we need some serious help. :blink:

*the REAL (true hearted, un-evil) Aragorn shows up, leading the Dunedain with Elladan and Elrohir leading some 15,000 Elves from Rivendell and Lindon*

*Galadriel and Celeborn also show up with 10,000 Lorien archers*

Author:  tim4x [ August 18th, 2005, 11:46 am ]
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*Pulls out a sniper rifle and blows off the "Real" Aragorn's head* So there.

Quote:
Is that supposed to be a compliment or an...insult? Or perhaps just a bystanding comment? Sorry, I'm kind of new here...
No, it was just random.

*Calls every orc in the Misty Mountains to battle* Hah! *Begins singing his ferocious battle call, striking fear into the hearts of the elves...*
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haa

Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc
Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea.
Alo alo sunt eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.


Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei
Nu ma nu ma iei nu ma nu ma nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.


Te sun sa-ti spun ce simt acum
Alo iubirea mea sunt eu fericirea.
Alo alo sunt iarasi eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.


Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haa

MWAH HA HA!

Or we could just call it a draw and have tea... *Holds up kettle*

Author:  Elu Thingol [ August 18th, 2005, 12:05 pm ]
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Are you still looking for some evidence (even though there cannot be evidence, only thoughts and opinions) on this matter? That Orcs were not made from Elves but from Men? I present thee:

[i]The origin of the Orcs and matters touching thereon

Foreword

“The origin of the Orcs is a matter of debate.â€

Author:  StardomeGirl [ August 18th, 2005, 12:27 pm ]
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Wow...long postie there. :blink: Thank you for the evidence though, Elu Thingol! :-D

Author:  [ August 18th, 2005, 2:57 pm ]
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*Immediately hands her Award for the Longest Posts to Elu Thingol and bows*
I am not worthy!

Author:  Elwing_Star_Spray [ August 18th, 2005, 3:14 pm ]
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StardomeGirl,you're a genius.:-D

Author:  StardomeGirl [ August 18th, 2005, 5:41 pm ]
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I am? >looks thoroughly touched< And what have I done to deserve such a title? :bye:

Author:  Larael [ August 18th, 2005, 9:01 pm ]
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Wow......what more is there to be said. We were unsure and wanted proof and here it is a nice long paragraph. Thank you very much Elu! :)

Author:  tim4x [ August 19th, 2005, 9:06 am ]
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Well, there isnt much more to say... *Drifts off with his orcs to some less brainy thread :-D *

Author:  StardomeGirl [ August 19th, 2005, 11:44 am ]
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Lol Aragorn! :-D I must agree with you, although it was indeed fun to beat up Melkor. :)

Author:  Larael [ August 20th, 2005, 9:50 pm ]
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Very fun....*laughs evilishly*

Author:  Kitoky [ August 22nd, 2005, 4:10 am ]
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Beautiful essay, Elu_Thingol! That was VERY informational and helpful to those who haven't read about Melkor in the Silmarillion [though the fact that they would come into the Sil forum is awfully ...odd]. Furthermore, that was very neatly structured, understandable, quite the writer you are. Mind if you help me with my essays? :P

Author:  tim4x [ August 23rd, 2005, 7:48 am ]
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Kitoky wrote:
[though the fact that they would come into the Sil forum is awfully ...odd].

Yeah... :huh:

Author:  Elwing_Star_Spray [ August 23rd, 2005, 3:43 pm ]
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Quote:
I am? >looks thoroughly touched< And what have I done to deserve such a title?


That post you posted about what you would to to Melkor.Hilarious.

Elu Thingo: :blink: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa.........long post there.

Author:  Nienna\'s Handmaiden [ November 19th, 2005, 4:57 pm ]
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I just wonder why the elves didn't fade during the torture....

Author:  Larael [ November 19th, 2005, 5:10 pm ]
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^By "fade" do you mean, disappear?

Not all of the elves were tortured, so those that were not still lived on in their kingdom. If all the elves had been tortured, then there would only be orcs, not elves.

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