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Post subject:  Posted: July 13th, 2009, 6:38 pm |
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Totally smexy and evil. Penguins are pretty awesome when it comes to evil.
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Post subject: Posted: July 13th, 2009, 9:37 pm |
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Especially when armed with sporks. Only, where do they sell enough sporks to arm all our llamas and penguins? We may have to shop around a bit.
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Post subject: Posted: July 13th, 2009, 11:19 pm |
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I see we have recruited Nazbies. (<---are we still using that?) Anywayz. WELCOME TO TEH CLUB!!
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Post subject: Posted: July 14th, 2009, 12:37 am |
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Celebwen wrote: Especially when armed with sporks. Only, where do they sell enough sporks to arm all our llamas and penguins? We may have to shop around a bit.
Somewhere out there, there's a spork factory. You know it. And we'll conquer it, and it will mass produce sporks for the llamas and penguins. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: July 14th, 2009, 10:38 am |
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Whew, I'm a baaaad Nazgul. Er, wait... a bad Nazgul is a good thing... Hm... then, I'm a neglecting Nazgul. 
I second Shadowcat's notion to capture a spork factory! Commandeer it, and then... who shall we have working in it? Hobbits in tutus?  _________________  Banner from Nellie
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Post subject: Posted: July 17th, 2009, 7:17 am |
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Jones-cat wrote: Somewhere out there, there's a spork factory. You know it. And we'll conquer it, and it will mass produce sporks for the llamas and penguins.
Agreed. *makes note for first conquoring to be local spork factory 117, Flint, MI. USA*
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Post subject: Posted: July 17th, 2009, 4:17 pm |
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Ah, but we can't underestimate the power of Sporkmakers. Could be a fatal mistake, if not properly planned for.
... I vote sending in innocent hobbits to do the dirtywork.
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Post subject: Posted: July 17th, 2009, 6:09 pm |
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Oh, definitely use hobbits. We've got enough of them running around.
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Post subject: Posted: July 18th, 2009, 9:22 pm |
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Right you are, Cat. They cannot be underestimated. Which is why we need a cunning plan...
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Post subject: Posted: July 21st, 2009, 12:11 am |
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It is a well-known fact that Hobbits are easily distracted under the influence of a pint and a really good pickle and will therefore do anything.
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Post subject: Posted: July 21st, 2009, 12:45 am |
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But... Hobbits are snacks! Not henchmen... -munches on Hobbit Squares-
I guess we could spare a few snacks and convert them to henchmen -pouts- Do the pickles compliment their savouriness? Because we can totally market them Squares once we are through with the little *beep*.
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Post subject: Posted: July 23rd, 2009, 7:03 am |
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Jones-cat wrote: Ah, but we can't underestimate the power of Sporkmakers. Could be a fatal mistake, if not properly planned for.
True, considering they possess the perfect weapon - the blunt spoon and the pointy fork!
In which case, our plan must be cunning....devious....and above all impossible to ever see coming!
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Post subject: Posted: July 26th, 2009, 1:38 pm |
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*Rawr*
hola my fellow Nazgul-ites. *munches Hobbit Toastie*
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Post subject: Posted: July 26th, 2009, 4:35 pm |
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There's an evil world domination club and I haven't noticed it? 
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Post subject: Posted: July 27th, 2009, 4:40 pm |
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You are not a proper world dominator if you aren't in this club. D<
On that note, HAVE SOME HOBBIT SQUARES. Unless Saira's eaten them all. In that case you shall have to brave that ominous rickety tower to get more.
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2009, 12:45 pm |
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^ Dude. Dont steal them from Sauron. His have too much yeast and taste funny. Seriously. Its all that bad air from being too close to Mt. Doom and all. Increased sulphur = bad Hobbit Squares.
I, on the other hand, make yummy ones. You can buy them... Real cheap. One kingdom a piece.
(Yes I am a hobbit-flavoured-snack-making Nazgul. The evilness in these comes from how ridiculously yummy they are therefore the price is ridiculously high. Evil, no? )
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